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Playing with the snake on a plane.
2008-03-16, 12:51 PM #1
Sorta.

http://startelegram.typepad.com/sky_talk/2008/03/woman-files-law.html

D:
2008-03-16, 12:55 PM #2
Hahahahahahahahahahaha. *breathe* hahahahahahahahahahaha. *breathe* heee.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2008-03-16, 12:56 PM #3
Hahahahaha.

I mean, that's terrible.
2008-03-16, 1:01 PM #4
Hahahahaha.


I can't believe she's sueing the airline though.
2008-03-16, 1:06 PM #5
that's sick not funny..
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2008-03-16, 1:08 PM #6
Well, its not exactly the "mile high club."
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2008-03-16, 1:10 PM #7
That's creepy. D:
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2008-03-16, 1:29 PM #8
She should be allowed to depenis the guy in public.
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2008-03-16, 1:32 PM #9
Wow.

... wait, suing the airline?

*cue "She deserved it!*
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2008-03-16, 1:59 PM #10
$200,000? Did she get AIDS or something? Man, these demands in the USA are ridiculous beyond redemption.

If that happened over here, and the woman actually got something out of it, it would probably be closer to $200 than $200k. For Christ sake, you could buy a bloody house with $200k, and all she suffered was embarrassment and sticky substance in her hair.
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2008-03-16, 2:25 PM #11
hey, nowadays some girls make a living out of that. maybe she wants in on it ?
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2008-03-16, 2:31 PM #12
Originally posted by Rob:
I can't believe she's sueing the airline though.


I can. I'm sure the airline has more money than the passenger does.

Oh, and D:
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-03-16, 2:51 PM #13
Wow. How the hell did he think that was a good idea?
2008-03-16, 3:00 PM #14
Honestly, the flight attendants should have confronted the man for switching seats. That's the purpose of her lawsuit.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2008-03-16, 3:37 PM #15
Since when are you not allowed to switch seats on an aeroplane? I fly Ryanair and Easyjet all the time and it's just a frantic free-for-all to get seats.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2008-03-16, 4:12 PM #16
She should be suing the man who played with his snake. How the heck did he get it all over her hair? He had that much force in his explosion or something? Another thing is why the other passengers didn't notice.
2008-03-16, 4:17 PM #17
Originally posted by Z@NARDI:
Honestly, the flight attendants should have confronted the man for switching seats. That's the purpose of her lawsuit.


Honestly, it's unreasonable to be harrassed when you change seats to a less crowded area.

Seriously. Just because ONE PERSON is a jackass doesn't mean everyone else should suffer.
2008-03-16, 4:17 PM #18
Originally posted by Mort-Hog:
Since when are you not allowed to switch seats on an aeroplane? I fly Ryanair and Easyjet all the time and it's just a frantic free-for-all to get seats.


Well, certain airlines charge more for window seats than aisle seats. Window seats tend to be more desirable.
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2008-03-16, 4:26 PM #19
thats hot
2008-03-16, 4:29 PM #20
I just don't see what the airline could reasonably have done to prevent this. AA doesn't charge different prices for different seats, so there's no reason to stop all passengers from switching. The only unusual thing about this guy moving seats was that he was moving to sit next to a sleeping person. I mean, I guess they could make it policy to make sure people moving seats get their neighbors' permission, but they won't be able to enforce that all the time and it might not have made a difference in this case.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-03-16, 4:39 PM #21
flinging cum is perfectly fien and i do it now
2008-03-16, 5:06 PM #22
Originally posted by Rob:
Honestly, it's unreasonable to be harrassed when you change seats to a less crowded area.

Seriously. Just because ONE PERSON is a jackass doesn't mean everyone else should suffer.


I don't think it's unreasonable to do so, as I have done it.. but I always ask before I just do it. If that guy would've asked then that dumb ***** wouldn't be able to sue.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2008-03-16, 6:52 PM #23
people who say that they dont know why people should be able to switch seats easier obviously know nothing about load balanceing when it comes to areoplanes.

but i do agree that this woman should have been able to move, and that they should have responded to her faster.
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2008-03-16, 7:17 PM #24
unless this guy has the "fastest gun in the west" you'd think someone would notice him tugging away at it and stopped him before he gave her some of his own brand of hair gel
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2008-03-16, 9:09 PM #25
We don't have all the details. They could have been at the back of the plane on a red-eye where everybody is asleep. Who knows.
2008-03-16, 9:11 PM #26
I thought about that too haha

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"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2008-03-16, 9:31 PM #27
Originally posted by alpha1:
people who say that they dont know why people should be able to switch seats easier obviously know nothing about load balanceing when it comes to areoplanes.


It's pretty obvious you don't know anything about load balancing either.
2008-03-16, 9:33 PM #28
Originally posted by alpha1:
people who say that they dont know why people should be able to switch seats easier obviously know nothing about load balanceing when it comes to areoplanes.


You seems to know the subject, please enlighten us.
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2008-03-16, 9:44 PM #29
Originally posted by JediKirby:
She should be allowed to depenis the guy in public.


I have never agreed with you more about anything.
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2008-03-16, 9:50 PM #30
Originally posted by alpha1:
people who say that they dont know why people should be able to switch seats easier obviously know nothing about load balanceing when it comes to areoplanes.

Are you seriously suggesting that people moving about on a plane will create a noticeable effect on the plane's trajectory or handling characteristics?
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2008-03-16, 10:07 PM #31
Shh, he's played MS Flight Simulator 2000. He knows things about things.

o.0
2008-03-16, 11:38 PM #32
aeroplanetics dont have load balancing fual pumpsssssssssssssssssssss
2008-03-17, 9:38 AM #33
Originally posted by Emon:
Are you seriously suggesting that people moving about on a plane will create a noticeable effect on the plane's trajectory or handling characteristics?


It will on a small plane, if you weigh like 600 pounds...
2008-03-17, 10:00 AM #34
Well, yeah, but we're talking about a 737.
2008-03-17, 10:21 AM #35
Exactly.
2008-03-17, 10:46 AM #36
Not to mention the fact that even if balance were a factor, that would just be all the MORE reason for flight attendants to place people, and make sure they don't switch seats.
2008-03-17, 10:59 AM #37
The guy weighing 600 pounds is about the only thing that could make this story more disgusting.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-03-17, 3:41 PM #38
I often play with my snake while on a plane but only after they dim the lights.
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2008-03-17, 3:44 PM #39
This is sick, and not even remotely funny. Obviously the man had been doing this for some time, and for no one to prevent it, she should have the right to sue.
2008-03-17, 8:33 PM #40
But not the airline. IT ISN'T THEIR FAULT SOMEONE IS A SICK SAD JACKASS THAT LIKES TO JACK OFF INTO SLEEPING *****ES HAIR.

By this logic she should also sue EVERY PASSENGER ON THE PLANE, because hey they didn't help out any either.

That'd be like if I sued you because you've been a furry for a long time and your furryness is damaging to my brain.





This lawsuit **** is OUT OF ****ING CONTROL.
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