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Do you salt your watermelon?
2008-04-07, 11:49 PM #1
Yes or no.
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2008-04-07, 11:51 PM #2
No, I eat it.

Duhhh....
2008-04-07, 11:54 PM #3
No. I just eat salt straight from the box.
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2008-04-07, 11:54 PM #4
I don't eat watermelon because it's disgusting and makes the worst sound ever when bitten into.
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2008-04-08, 12:03 AM #5
Originally posted by Yecti:
I don't eat watermelon because it's disgusting and makes the worst sound ever when bitten into.


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2008-04-08, 12:20 AM #6
I can't even guess at why someone would salt a watermelon. Even if there were slugs inhabiting it, it seems like it would be easier to discard the slug-infested watermelon and find a more appealing one than to kill the slugs through application of salt to a food you'd very much prefer to eat without salt.
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2008-04-08, 12:27 AM #7
No, but I've seen a video where they assault one.

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2008-04-08, 12:35 AM #8
People put salt on watermelon before eating?

What the hell?

Then again, I like eating boiled eggs without salt. Which I never really thought was strange.
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2008-04-08, 12:59 AM #9
do you salt your ice cream?

someone make a poll about that
2008-04-08, 1:02 AM #10
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
;911394']do you salt your ice cream?

someone make a poll about that


that would melt it silly

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2008-04-08, 1:36 AM #11
I put salt on my apples sometimes when I'm feeling rebellious. D:

Maybe I'll try the watermelon thing.
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2008-04-08, 2:38 AM #12
no thats gross

salt is not a condiment
:argh:

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2008-04-08, 2:53 AM #13
I've heard of people putting cheese in oatmeal, and bologna with jelly on a sandwich, but I've never heard of salt on watermelon.
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2008-04-08, 3:43 AM #14
I've done it before and it's not bad at all. Used to do that sometimes as a kid.
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2008-04-08, 5:17 AM #15
Maybe it's a euphemism.
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2008-04-08, 6:14 AM #16
What? No! Keep your salted watermelons away from my picnic, commie.
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2008-04-08, 9:23 AM #17
i have done. i prefer it without though.

they say it enhances the sweetness of the melon, but if you get a ripe enough melon its unnecessary
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2008-04-08, 11:10 AM #18
I don't put salt on watermelon, but salt on muskmelon is good.
2008-04-08, 11:31 AM #19
Salt on anything typically is bad.
2008-04-08, 11:56 AM #20
Originally posted by Anovis:
Salt on anything typically is bad.


False.
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2008-04-08, 12:08 PM #21
Originally posted by Crimson:
False.


Very true.

Then again, I don't eat many foods with salt on them.
2008-04-08, 1:15 PM #22
Originally posted by Anovis:
Salt on anything typically is bad.


just about everything needs a bit of salt. fresh fruit just happens to be an exception
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2008-04-08, 1:17 PM #23
Originally posted by stat:
just about everything needs a bit of salt. fresh fruit just happens to be an exception


I'm a vegetarian, so I guess this fits well :P
2008-04-08, 1:21 PM #24
More like a lame-atarian fad dieter.
2008-04-08, 1:26 PM #25
no im not ******
2008-04-08, 1:45 PM #26
at least hes not a breatharian.
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2008-04-08, 2:39 PM #27
I've never ever heard of anyone putting salt on a watermelon before.
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2008-04-08, 3:21 PM #28
I don't, but I remember people doing it quite a bit in the Carolinas, actually, throughout the South really. Oh and parts of the Midwest. It's fairly common in parts of southeastern Asia to salt watermelon as well. And I recall seeing the Italians and French eat it with some sort of pork that I'm assuming is salty.
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2008-04-08, 3:29 PM #29
When I was a kid I was kind of taught to put salt on it. I stopped doing it at some point. If the watermelon isn't good enough to eat on its own, I don't want it.

I have an uncle who puts salt on everything he eats.
2008-04-08, 3:49 PM #30
What... why?
Why salt?
2008-04-08, 4:03 PM #31
ew no what are you gay lolol i used gay as an insult get it its funny
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2008-04-08, 4:10 PM #32
Yes.
I also sugar my tomatoes.
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2008-04-08, 5:05 PM #33
Originally posted by Rob:
More like a lame-atarian fad dieter.


this only phrased more insultingly
2008-04-08, 5:23 PM #34
Aww, shame that Mr. Clark has sunk as low as to try to make fun of a diet of someone over the internet. Rob doing this, I can understand. You?

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2008-04-08, 6:29 PM #35
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2008-04-08, 6:31 PM #36
I'm vegetarian because animal flesh is gross. The killing part doesn't really bug me. Also I think its silly that people consider eating meat to be a manly thing.

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2008-04-08, 6:40 PM #37
Originally posted by Jon`C:
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2008-04-08, 6:50 PM #38
Originally posted by Greenboy:
I'm vegetarian because animal flesh is gross. The killing part doesn't really bug me. Also I think its silly that people consider eating meat to be a manly thing.

Why's that silly?

It's classic because the classic image of a man is the hunter/killer.

Also, thinking animal flesh is gross goes against all your instincts, so there's some other underlying cause psychologically I'm sure.
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2008-04-08, 6:53 PM #39
Back on thread-topic for a sec:

Some of my in-laws salt their watermelon.

Freaks, I tells ya, freaks.

Salting watermelon is sacrilege.
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2008-04-08, 7:37 PM #40
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:
Also, thinking animal flesh is gross goes against all your instincts, so there's some other underlying cause psychologically I'm sure.


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