Appearing on the website? o_O

My bad i thought she had videotaped you and her.

going on the yellow 'U' tonight. classic unibroue

i forgot to reply to this thread:

[Is it shintock's exgf?]

anyway, whoever the hell it is.

Quite moaning about the bad.

She was in porn movies? Translation = You were going out with a porno gal, technicalities aside, awesome! come on, thats something to envy.

She tried to kill you? translation = well its over now, and you're out of danger, thus, its good times now.

everyone has skeletons in the closet. everyone

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Take Ruthy for example. He once pined after a Korean gal for 2 months. After finally swindling his way into her pants through blatant lying and back-stabbing, he discovered she was actually a man! And then he decided to have sex with him again!

Thank you Roach, though in my defence, it was a very pretty korean man, and dang i was horny.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}