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So I got a Desert Eagle today...
2004-08-06, 6:52 AM #1
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Okay, not quite [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif] It's a lovely little hand cannon though, 6mm BBs and about 0.3J I think - the problem is it's way too powerful to fire indoors and I don't really have a garden. Good thing then I have a mate who lives on a farm! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

By the way ignore me, I look all nasty and sweaty, it's a hot day! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-08-06, 6:56 AM #2
Looks nice. Maybe if a burglar walks into your house, you can pull that out and fool him.

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2004-08-06, 6:58 AM #3
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Echoman:
Looks nice. Maybe if a burglar walks into your house, you can pull that out and fool him.

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Exactly what I was thinking - not that that's a problem in our 'hood. I'll have to slip it under my pillow [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-08-06, 7:01 AM #4
Are not those guns 50 caliber? And I thought it was illegal to own guns in England.

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2004-08-06, 7:07 AM #5
You know it's not real, right?

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2004-08-06, 7:11 AM #6
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2004-08-06, 7:19 AM #7
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gandalf1120:
And I thought it was illegal to own guns in England.

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Poor Englanders. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-08-06, 7:23 AM #8
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Echoman:
Looks nice. Maybe if a burglar walks into your house, you can pull that out and fool him.

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I think the stool is a pretty obvious giveaway.

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2004-08-06, 7:25 AM #9
Is it? Oh bugger. *eyes collection of shotguns and assault rifles.*

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2004-08-06, 7:27 AM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Krokodile:
I think the stool is a pretty obvious giveaway.

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Huh? O_o
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2004-08-06, 7:42 AM #11
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2004-08-06, 7:49 AM #12
Is that a spring gun or a blowback? What brand? If you got anything other than Mauri, Marushin, or a KWC Desert Eagle, you got hosed.

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2004-08-06, 7:58 AM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Bill:
Is that a spring gun or a blowback? What brand? If you got anything other than Mauri, Marushin, or a KWC Desert Eagle, you got hosed.

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Spring gun, KWC I think (it's 3PSA, but they are with KWC aren't they?)

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2004-08-06, 8:05 AM #14
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Echoman:
Looks nice. Maybe if a burglar walks into your house, you can pull that out and fool him.

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I think that would be unwise. If you're going to brandish what looks like a weapon, you'd better be prepared to use it. Otherwise, if the burglar is armed, and he sees you pointing that at him, he's likely to shoot you. And I don't think a few BBs are going to take him down before he can shoot back.
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2004-08-06, 8:08 AM #15
To be honest, if we're not allowed guns in England, what burglar is going to have one?

Anyways I've been looking around - I want to start adding to this thing starting with a sight of some sort - do I need any sort of special mounts or do they have their own methods of attachment? That and is modding the internals really wise/beneficial?

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2004-08-06, 8:13 AM #16
You're from England. What are you doing with a gun?
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2004-08-06, 8:14 AM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Sok Munkey:
You're from England. What are you doing with a gun?</font>


Because it's not real![/i]

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2004-08-06, 8:15 AM #18
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Krokodile:
I think the stool is a pretty obvious giveaway.

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Yeh what's this about a stool?

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2004-08-06, 8:30 AM #19
TM makes the best springers... heck - TM makes the best anything!

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2004-08-06, 8:49 AM #20
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gee_4ce:
To be honest, if we're not allowed guns in England, what burglar is going to have one?
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Must I? *sigh* Very well then...

"If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns."

Last time I checked, burglars could be classified as outlaws. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]
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2004-08-06, 9:00 AM #21
Have you used it to pwn the camping n00bs yet?

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2004-08-06, 9:03 AM #22
Most burglaries are pulled off (here at least) in unoccupied houses, whith the only weapons carried by burglars being things like knives. Unless you're in Nottingham, Manchester, Liverpool, B'ham or London, gun crime is next to zero. Seriously.

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2004-08-06, 9:16 AM #23
What about Yardies? They all have guns.

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2004-08-06, 9:17 AM #24
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gee_4ce:
To be honest, if we're not allowed guns in England, what burglar is going to have one?

Anyways I've been looking around - I want to start adding to this thing starting with a sight of some sort - do I need any sort of special mounts or do they have their own methods of attachment? That and is modding the internals really wise/beneficial?

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See the grooved track on the end on the last 10 or so centimeters of the barrel? I'm pretty sure that's where you can attach a sight, or a laser.

Do you know the velocity of the BBs it fires?

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2004-08-06, 9:34 AM #25
Outlaw guns and people will kill people with knives. What we realy need is the death penealty. That might make people think twice about killing some one. At least with guns even an old lady can protect her self. Not many people will come out on top in a knife fight with an expirenced crimnal. Also with a gun there is a loud noise so you at least know it took place.
2004-08-06, 9:36 AM #26
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gonk:
Have you used it to pwn the camping n00bs yet?

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My neighbours are camping round a BBQ... what do you reckon? I never did get on that well with them...

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Martyn:
Most burglaries are pulled off (here at least) in unoccupied houses, whith the only weapons carried by burglars being things like knives. Unless you're in Nottingham, Manchester, Liverpool, B'ham or London, gun crime is next to zero. Seriously.

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Very true.

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Katt:
See the grooved track on the end on the last 10 or so centimeters of the barrel? I'm pretty sure that's where you can attach a sight, or a laser.

Do you know the velocity of the BBs it fires?

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As for the BBs, I don't know... yet.

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2004-08-06, 9:39 AM #27
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gee_4ce:
Yeh what's this about a stool?

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I meant the barrel, I was tricked by Zell into thinking the hole is called a stool.

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2004-08-06, 9:40 AM #28
I call it a hole.

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2004-08-06, 9:57 AM #29
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2004-08-06, 10:34 AM #30
u da legend ma boy!!!

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2004-08-06, 11:04 AM #31
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gandalf1120:
Are not those guns 50 caliber? And I thought it was illegal to own guns in England.

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You can own air rifles, as long as you have a license and are over a certain age (I forget exactly, I think it's 16).

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2004-08-06, 1:13 PM #32
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY:
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Are you mocking me? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-08-06, 2:07 PM #33
No... I'm telling you where I'm pretty sure things go.

JediKirby

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2004-08-06, 2:37 PM #34
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Krokodile:
I meant the barrel, I was tricked by Zell into thinking the hole is called a stool.

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[http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif] Actually, it was a joke at first, but then you believed me, so I went through on it. It was worth it,though. Sorry for fooling you, though. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]
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2004-08-06, 3:37 PM #35
Kirby I don't think that's a stock groove but rather the button on the slide release lever.

I'm not sure if theres a RIS on the bottom of the Eagle either, maybe there is but I've never owned one so dunno for sure.

Nice looking gun, but you should get the UHC or HFC USP. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-08-06, 3:44 PM #36
uhm... is it... Plastic?

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2004-08-06, 3:58 PM #37
I like my UHC Desert Eagle. I think it's a little misproportioned, and it doesn't have the licenced markings, but it shoots dead-straight. My friend broke his, and another screwed up my slide when I lent it to him, but my UHC USP and Desert Eagle were always fine in my hands.

How much is a real Desert Eagle, a grand?

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2004-08-06, 4:27 PM #38
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Bounty Hunter 4 hire:
How much is a real Desert Eagle, a grand?

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O_o I highly doubt it.

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2004-08-06, 4:27 PM #39
http://www.magnumresearch.com/Browse.asp?Category=Desert+Eagle:Mark+XIX

best place on the web to get a .50 cal DEagle. We'll leave it to you to figure out why I know. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-08-06, 4:29 PM #40
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Correction:
O_o I highly doubt it.

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guess that means you're wrong. Sucks to be you.

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