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post what you think is the worst movie ever
2004-08-07, 1:51 PM #1

My nomination is Battlefield Earth.

I made the mistake of renting it once and there
was no plot, the characters made no sense themselves, and the whole damn thing was as appealing as a big piece of s*** left floating in a pool.

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2004-08-07, 1:53 PM #2
Way, way too many candidates to choose a worst...

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2004-08-07, 1:55 PM #3
The Star Wars Kid.

If you haven't seen it, go to stupidvideos.com.

(Yeah, technically that doesn't count. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif] )

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2004-08-07, 1:55 PM #4
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Way, way too many candidates to choose a worst...

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come on, you could choose one...



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2004-08-07, 2:03 PM #5
Dreamcatcher is about the worst I can think of right now. I couldn't even stand to sit through it I hated it so much... I ended up turning it off about halfway to three-quarters the way through.

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2004-08-07, 2:11 PM #6
The Village. I couldn't even make fun of it, it was so horrible.

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2004-08-07, 2:13 PM #7
Pearl Harbor. They managed to take an historical event and turn it into a girly romantic movie with disorted facts.

And by the way, dreamcatcher was brilliant. Maybe if you'd stuck around to catch the ending you would've realized that.

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2004-08-07, 2:20 PM #8
Just counting ones I've seen all the way through:

Rollerball. The John McTeirnan remake. Dear God. This man Directed Die Hard. DIE HARD. It's one of the greatest straight-up action films ever. And yet this befuddlingly bad remake has about 20 minutes of footage in vomit-enducing "nightvison shakeycam" as a STYLISTIC CHOICE. And then there's the acting. And the plot. And the dull, uninspiring character whom you don't/can't sympathise/identify with/like/care about. And the farcically absurb idea that the overly-complex, impossible-to-follow, impossible-to-play "sport" of rollerball (which has, for no particular reason, guys on motorcycles playing with guys on rollerblades) could become a worldwide phenomenon.

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2004-08-07, 2:20 PM #9
Ice Pirates

no...just...no
2004-08-07, 2:23 PM #10
Sorry, but 'The Village' was just plain brilliant.

As for worst film ever?

Any romantic-comedy with Julia Roberts.

Yes, I am serious.

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2004-08-07, 2:36 PM #11
Straight-to-video movies are great candidates for the "worst movie" position.

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2004-08-07, 3:03 PM #12
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:

And by the way, dreamcatcher was brilliant. Maybe if you'd stuck around to catch the ending you would've realized that.

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Dreamcatcher was AWESOME. Hell if for nothing else but the catch-phrases. "Jesus Christ Bananas". So randomly funny.

Worst movie ever? Gigli. Wow. Just...wow.

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2004-08-07, 3:07 PM #13
The Fellowship of the Ring.
The Animated one
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077869/
it truly was horrible!

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2004-08-07, 3:08 PM #14
Holy crap agreed. It was like half crappy cartoon, half people with 1 color shades crap crap crap.

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2004-08-07, 3:09 PM #15
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
Sorry, but 'The Village' was just plain brilliant.</font>


You make me laugh.

And, uh... I dunno, Bounce was pretty damn horrible.
2004-08-07, 3:19 PM #16
Starship Troopers (or something like that)

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2004-08-07, 3:28 PM #17
gigli(sp?)

worst movie ever.

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2004-08-07, 4:23 PM #18
The worst movie ever is "Plan 9 From Outer Space." Movie experts will back me up on this.

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2004-08-07, 4:30 PM #19
Master of Disguise, and The Whole ten Yards are the worst movies I have ever seen. Dreamcatcher started off ok, but the ending was so incredibly awful, it wasn't even funny.

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2004-08-07, 4:42 PM #20
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
The worst movie ever is "Plan 9 From Outer Space." Movie experts will back me up on this.

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Rollerball's worse.

Mainly because Rollerball doesn't make me think of Johnny Depp in drag, which Plan 9 now does. And that is very much a good thing.
2004-08-07, 4:46 PM #21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Echoman:
Starship Troopers (or something like that)

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DIEEEEEEEe

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2004-08-07, 4:46 PM #22
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:

Worst movie ever? Gigli. Wow. Just...wow.
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O_o Im suprised that anyone actually bothered to see it...or to even rate it.
That and Thinderbirds. By their trailers,...I haven't seen either but I have my suspicions that both are as you say: Wow

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2004-08-07, 5:11 PM #23
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by CookedHaggis:
Rollerball's worse.

Mainly because Rollerball doesn't make me think of Johnny Depp in drag, which Plan 9 now does. And that is very much a good thing.</font>



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2004-08-07, 5:32 PM #24
In all honesty, LOTR (animated version) WAS utter crap, but nowhere near as bad as "Wizards". Think the LOTR cartoon on speed trapped in a mental institution lined with flaming spike walls. LOTR was laughable. Wizards was so bad, that i couldn't even laugh at it.

Still, my pic for the worst is Battlefield Earth (looks like we're back to square 1). Having read the book half a year earlier, i watched it when it aired on TV, and rather punishingly forced myself to watch it. The book was utterly amazing, but the movie was terrible (It didn't even make it a third of the way through the book, and didn't even finish the story of the Human/Psychlo conflict).

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2004-08-07, 5:36 PM #25
No, Cabin Fever is the worst movie ever made.

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2004-08-07, 5:39 PM #26
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mister_Sinister:
Ice Pirates

no...just...no</font>


that movie was good if you didn't think of it as a serious sci-fi movie but more of a comedy making fun of cheesy sci-fi movies... se a little sideways thinking can make something fun

and Dreamcatcher was a good movie with a final ending that wasn't as good as the alternate ending They also qualifies for alternate ending blowing the final ending away


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2004-08-07, 5:43 PM #27
I thought the worst movie ever was pretty much universally accepted to be "Manos: The Hand of Fate"?

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2004-08-07, 5:44 PM #28
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I thought the worst movie ever was pretty much universally accepted to be "Manos: The Hand of Fate"?

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i'm with gonk

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2004-08-07, 5:50 PM #29
I still think the RotK alternate ending where Frodo and Sam got married should've been instituted. Stupid Peter.

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2004-08-07, 6:21 PM #30
The Phantom Menace
Star Trek Nemesis
Star Trek the Final Fronteir
The Hulk
Van Helsing
The Scorpian King
Signs
Scary Movie 2
Scary Movie 3
Fahrenheit 9/11
Die Another Day
Batman and Robin
Underworld
Any movie with a pop singer ie: lopez or spears.

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2004-08-07, 6:33 PM #31
For those that watched Dreamcatcher and LIKED it, read the book if you haven't. I for one hated the movie. It was flat out horrible.

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2004-08-07, 6:35 PM #32
Oh. And that Mortal Combat movie. It was actually funny.

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2004-08-07, 6:37 PM #33
I think basically ANY movie based off of a video game. Last night I got curious and made myself suffer through Tomb Raider... it was on TV. Ouch. :x

Oh, and Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was pretty bad...

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2004-08-07, 6:40 PM #34
Spice World.

(I liked the Plan 9 from Outer Space reference, but I do believe that there are far worse)

Try Werewolf in a Girl's Dormatory, or the Beach Girls and the Monster, or possibly Spice World.

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2004-08-07, 6:51 PM #35
"The Phantom Menace
Star Trek Nemesis
Star Trek the Final Fronteir
The Hulk
Van Helsing
The Scorpian King
Signs
Scary Movie 2
Scary Movie 3
Fahrenheit 9/11
Die Another Day
Batman and Robin
Underworld"

What?! 9 of those movies were either good - awesome.

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2004-08-07, 7:27 PM #36
Battlefield Earth.

Manos wasn't actually that ba... wasn't that baaa.... hmm.. Lets try this fast. Manosthehandsoffatewasnotactuallyabaaaaaahh.. DAMN! Ok, it was a bad movie. But B.E. was much much worse.

And Plan 9 From Outer Space is a GREAT movie! A classic! Nothing like having an actor die in the middle of filming, so you just shoot the rest of his scenes with a new actor!

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2004-08-07, 7:39 PM #37
I agree with SAJN, though...not 9.

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2004-08-07, 7:40 PM #38
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Excuse me?!

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2004-08-07, 7:50 PM #39
Ring, look at the rest of the movies on his list. He's obviously got the wrong thread. He was looking for the "Isanely good movies" one

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2004-08-07, 8:14 PM #40
Hardwear Wars.

It was literally a commercial [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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