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So I decided to go skydiving the other day.

2008-06-02, 9:40 PM #41

Rob

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Is lethargy a sport yet, I'm pretty good at that one.

OHHHH, what about Apathy?

2008-06-02, 10:27 PM #42

ECHOMAN

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Originally posted by Rob:

OHHHH, what about Apathy?

That makes you a politician, not an athlete.

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2008-06-02, 10:29 PM #43

Rob

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Apathy would be an awesome contest.

They could sit you in a chair next to a fire hose, in front of a burning schoolbus full of children

First person to care or do something about it loses.

2008-06-02, 10:36 PM #44

ECHOMAN

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I thought a sport like that would consist of selectively eliminating family members in full view unless the participate press the red button to stop.

But that might be saved for the Olympics. Appropriately, in China.

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2008-06-02, 10:49 PM #45

Rob

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What about a lawnmower being pulled towards a kitten? they'd put the rope in front of you, and a pair of scissors to cut the rope.

Winner lawmowers the most kittens.

2008-06-03, 1:27 AM #46

Oxyonagon

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For the record, fat people fall faster.

But only by a few mph (~5)

Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.