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So, tomorrow is the big day.

2008-06-02, 10:38 PM #1

Ford

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when i'll be proposing to my g/f of 4 years 5 months and 6 days.

:eek:

i posted a picture of the ring before but it sucked, so heres another one.

also it is really fecking hard to take a picture of a diamond that looks good.

kudos to those guys that do it for the jewelry stores.

admittedly my lighting situation is not ideal here and i'd need a couple strobes and a ton of fill cards to make it look halfway decent. but i'm rambling cause i'm tired and excited.

[edit] vibes would be appreciated.[/edit]

:eek:

again.

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2008-06-02, 10:45 PM #2

SAJN

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Put it in the condom before sex, and then when she she screams bloody murder, pull out and show her the tip. Most romantic proposal EVER.

...

I mean, good luck!

Think while it's still legal.

2008-06-02, 10:46 PM #3

Ford

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....ow.

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2008-06-02, 10:47 PM #4

ECHOMAN

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Good luck! Godspeed Ford!

Any clever/romantic proposal idea you have mind?

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2008-06-02, 10:47 PM #5

Rob

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Originally posted by SAJN:

Put it in the condom before sex, and then when she she screams bloody murder, pull out and show her the tip. Most romantic proposal EVER.

...

I mean, good luck!

LOLOLOLOL

What if you put it in her butt and she farts it out lololololololol

2008-06-02, 10:49 PM #6

Ford

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no! how awful is that, right? i mean here i am, i bought this ring, booked a reservation at a romantic getaway in the middle of nowhere, and got all that set, and i've had nearly 6 months to prepare and have no frakking clue what to say.

needless to say i'm freaking out a bit.

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2008-06-02, 10:50 PM #7

Rob

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Dude.

Pull it out from behind her ear. They'll call it the creepy grandpa proposal.

2008-06-02, 10:55 PM #8

Gebohq

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I think if you got the rest of that set, being simple and truthful will be enough. You don't want to pull too much attention away from the sheer moment anyway. You'll do well.

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2008-06-02, 10:56 PM #9

Greenboy

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set up a scavenger hunt with it somewhere and hope noone else finds it

o.0

2008-06-02, 11:09 PM #10

Backslash

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Originally posted by Ford:

"[Name of Girl], I love you..." (show her the ring, take a knee, gulp loudly) "Will you marry me?"

2008-06-02, 11:10 PM #11

happydud

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Good luck.

Be sure to post and let us know.... in a few days.

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2008-06-02, 11:22 PM #12

RayvenWolffe

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Congratulations, I am so happy for you! I know you will find the words to fit.

2008-06-02, 11:35 PM #13

genk

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trip, and when she comes over to help you up whip it out

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2008-06-03, 4:51 AM #14

maevie

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good luck Frodie! very excited for you

and yeah, I think it's safe to say that if you just keep it simple and truthful then it'll be fine. the event itself is big enough to blow her away, you don't need to over think it!

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2008-06-03, 5:13 AM #15

Martyn

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DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!

yay

2008-06-03, 6:08 AM #16

Jep

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Best of luck to you.

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2008-06-03, 6:09 AM #17

Jay

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All proposals are romantic, unless forced.

It's just people think more about the clever proposals.

2008-06-03, 6:29 AM #18

KOP_AoEJedi

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Originally posted by Ford:

What if she says no?

Sorry, that was a bit evil. Congrats though, at first look I thought the ring itself was black, it was actually kinda cool, then I realized reflections > me.

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2008-06-03, 6:59 AM #19

Baconfish

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Good luck and I hope she doesn't read Massassi.

nope.

2008-06-03, 7:05 AM #20

Ruthven

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Good luck and i hope she doesnt watch Sex and the City.

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2008-06-03, 7:23 AM #21

Ford

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nope. she watches battlestar galactica and doctor who.

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2008-06-03, 7:26 AM #22

lassev

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Good luck! Do your best. Remember, it's you she wants to marry, not somebody else, so just be yourself at your best.

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2008-06-03, 7:33 AM #23

happydud

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Originally posted by Ford:

nope. she watches battlestar galactica and doctor who.

GET HER GET HER GET HER GET HER GET HER GET HER BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES.

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2008-06-03, 7:46 AM #24

Brian

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Marry me or die.

2008-06-03, 8:08 AM #25

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oh snap!

(good luck ford!)

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2008-06-03, 9:32 AM #26

Ford

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getting on the road in less than an hour! see you guys this weekend!

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2008-06-03, 9:34 AM #27

Anakin9012

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Good luck!

2008-06-03, 9:41 AM #28

Aglar

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Originally posted by RayvenWolffe:

Congratulations, I am so happy for you! I know you will find the words to fit.

Interesting that you registered just to post this.

Congrats and good luck, Ford! I'm sure she'll be ecstatic.

2008-06-03, 9:56 AM #29

Pommy

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Good luck!

Make this day one to remember.

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2008-06-03, 9:58 AM #30

KOP_AoEJedi

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Originally posted by Aglar:

Interesting that you registered just to post this.

Congrats and good luck, Ford! I'm sure she'll be ecstatic.

ITS HER! Quick someone swap the ring with a cracker jack prize.

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

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2008-06-03, 10:00 AM #31

Spook

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Good luck friend. Be sure and have a virtual wedding. Get someone to make a chapel level and we will hit it up on JK multiplayer. Pink punch and everything.

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2008-06-03, 10:04 AM #32

Calle

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You should hide it in her burrito and hope that she doesn't choke on it.

2008-06-03, 10:09 AM #33

Anakin9012

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Originally posted by Spook:

I think it's Phoenix Suburban City that has a church in the level. :ninja:

2008-06-03, 10:10 AM #34

The_Reafis

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Give it to her and then tell her it must be destroyed in an epic trek to the fires of mount doom.

2008-06-03, 10:15 AM #35

Dj Yoshi

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Sew it onto her finger when she's asleep, but make sure to drug her up first. Tie her down before you do this, then make sure to keep them nice and tight. That way she doesn't freak out and run away when she wakes up. I'm sure she'll love it.

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2008-06-03, 10:18 AM #36

The_Reafis

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Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:

Just because YOU would

2008-06-03, 1:14 PM #37

KOP_AoEJedi

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Originally posted by The_Reafis:

Give it to her and then tell her it must be destroyed in an epic trek to the fires of mount doom.

Haha! does that mean the ring has evil powers? (Perhaps the kind that can potentially break a man, and take half his belongings?)

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2008-06-03, 3:45 PM #38

Outlaw Torn

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Well, I proposed and then got slapped after she said yes. Kind of an interesting story.

obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve

2008-06-03, 3:57 PM #39

mscbuck

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Originally posted by Outlaw Torn:

Well, I proposed and then got slapped after she said yes. Kind of an interesting story.

She likes it freakeh-naughteh

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2008-06-03, 4:02 PM #40

Ruthven

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Originally posted by Ford:

nope. she watches battlestar galactica and doctor who.

she's awesome then.

If you dont pop the question, I WILL!

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if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
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  do other babe}
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