And why?

Take your pick!

Indiana.

For not being named after Indiana Jones. Bloody hacks.

Alternatively Minnesota for constantly asking me "Where war?". Geez!

Maine. Everyone here is 10 years behind on everything. It's not like people are settling to be mediocre. Everyone is content being crappy. Business, art, everything. And when I point out that things are closer to the bottom than the top around here, I'm the *******. For wanting better for myself and my progeny.

And let's not forget about the tourists! Sure, every place has got tourists. But not like this. These are a special breed and they think they run this state. AND THE STATE LETS THEM. The increased traffic in the summertime destroys our roads, which we can't repair in the wintertime, so we're constantly doing construction during the "busy" season, which the summer folk aren't held financially responsible for. Their tax dollars don't go toward fixing the roads. I wish gas would reach $7/gallon so these ****ers would stay the **** home.

The whole system is ****ed, and no one seems to care. I guess ignorance really is bliss.

Wow, I honestly thought Illinois was a lot more west than that.

Vermont, because I never even realised that was a state.

Any states that are trying to teach "intelligent design" should probably be wiped off the map via thermonuclear strikes.

I hate Rhode Island because my friend comes from there and she's awesome.

NY. I need out of this craphole. And the taxes are rediculous. and I'm embarassed that hillary is our senator.

Suddenly, I have created a better America.

I'd agree with that.

Southern States of America are so bloody backwards.

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I am not amused.

I am Cody Coker.

Hmm a number of ideas were floating around. Overlaying the Imperial logo over it was the only one that wouldnt get me insta banned.

New Mexico or Arkansas.

I would also like to add that I hate Canada the most. What? Not a state? LIES!

It'd look better with Indiana as the sixth Great Lake. I hate Indiana. It's the freaking South of the North.

I hate New Mexico, because that's just new Mexicans taking the decent folks' jobs.

And now that I think about it, why the hell did you leave Oklahoma?

Because he knows what's good for him, that's why. But I do have one issue, you accidentally took out texas instead of nebraska. By accident, I'm sure. Right?

Seriously, though, probably florida. It just rubs me the wrong way. But hate implies I actively hate them instead of not caring, so....none?

P.S. I would love to live just a few minutes' drive from the Great Nebraskokansian Lake. Tell me that would not be awesome.

Florida.

California comes in second.

Alaska... its the only one bigger than us! LIBERATE ALASKA! FREEDOM OR DEATH!

Texass or Florida.



Agreed.

Utah.

I'll hate Oregon because I want to be special. No one hates Oregon, right?

Utah.

I <3 Arizona though.

That's like the best state.

Toss up between North Dakota and Minnesota. Hate Fargo.

How can you ****ing hate Fargo?

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It would be Utah but am an indifferent ex Mormon not a bitter one.

So I'll go for Florida. California is a love hate relationship. But Florida is too kind of.

****.

illinois... it's run by nazis

Michigan, f-k you Michigan Wolverines

forgot to carve off mexico, quebec and ontario

Big words coming from the guy who lives in Canada's wannabe Texas.

Alabama
Parts of Georgia
Parts of Florida ( and I live in this state)

trudeau-loving commie

Emergency.

Massachusetts might actually be the one I hate most.

Jeez, I almost grew up an Albertan, I'd probably not be the European pinko I am today if that had happened. Anyhow, I've heard all the usual complaints about Quebec but what's so bad about Ontario?

I just gotta ask—

Kansas, I understand. It's because of the whole evolution in schools debacle, right? But why New Jersey?

Washington.

Actually I just hate Seattle. But it's IN Washington, so the whole state gets discriminated against.

(And he nuked New Jersey because it smells bad.)