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Which American state do you hate the most?
2008-06-16, 3:00 PM #41
Originally posted by Freelancer:
But why New Jersey?


Because he's only heard of the bad parts. See: North Jersey.
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2008-06-16, 3:02 PM #42
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2008-06-16, 3:12 PM #43
lol

is that top gear?
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2008-06-16, 3:13 PM #44
There always seems to be a lot of news stories about complete failures of life in Florida, so that probably gets my vote.

I agree with the elimination of all southern states, though.
2008-06-16, 3:31 PM #45
Originally posted by Z@NARDI:
lol

is that top gear?


Yeah. They did an episode where they drove from Florida to Mississippi or something like that. It was pretty much hilarious
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2008-06-16, 3:46 PM #46
Originally posted by LividDK27:
Toss up between North Dakota and Minnesota. Hate Fargo.


You son of a *****! :psylon:
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2008-06-16, 4:23 PM #47
Arkansas. Even New Mexico has it's charms...well, kind of.
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2008-06-16, 4:58 PM #48
California

honestly, your hippies are screwing it up for everyone
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2008-06-16, 5:03 PM #49
That Top Gear special was amazing.
2008-06-16, 5:09 PM #50
It was probably the best tv I've seen in the last 10 years.

:P
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2008-06-16, 5:15 PM #51
Originally posted by genk:
California

honestly, your hippies are screwing it up for everyone


2008-06-16, 5:29 PM #52
honestly, i'm all up for an Escape from L.A. style cutoff of Cali

>.>
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2008-06-16, 7:21 PM #53
I, for one, would like for the counties of San Diego, Orange, Imperial, Riverside, and San Bernadino (ok Ventura can join) to secede from California.
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2008-06-16, 9:45 PM #54
Originally posted by quesadilla_red:
Arkansas. Even New Mexico has it's charms...well, kind of.


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2008-06-16, 9:59 PM #55
Having never been anywhere near it, I hate pretty much the entire midwest,
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2008-06-16, 10:04 PM #56
Originally posted by genk:
California

honestly, your hippies are screwing it up for everyone


We're not all hippies out here, dip****.
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2008-06-16, 10:05 PM #57
i'm still blaming the hippies for ruining everything
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2008-06-16, 10:05 PM #58
Originally posted by Chaz Ghostle:
Because he's only heard of the bad parts. See: North Jersey.

Having lived in South Jersey most of my life and having recently moved to Pennsylvania, I can say, without a doubt, that New Jersey sucks.
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2008-06-16, 10:08 PM #59
Originally posted by genk:
i'm still blaming the hippies for ruining everything


Hippies don't ruin nearly as many things as FAT PEOPLE do.
2008-06-16, 10:11 PM #60
what about fat hippies?
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2008-06-16, 10:14 PM #61
They still count more as fat people because there is more fat than there is hippie
2008-06-16, 10:30 PM #62
Rhode Island I'd have to say.
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2008-06-16, 11:25 PM #63
Originally posted by Malus:
Having lived in South Jersey most of my life and having recently moved to Pennsylvania, I can say, without a doubt, that New Jersey sucks.


Pennsylvania? You're nothing but a filthy shoebie. Life's good here in Atlantic County.
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2008-06-16, 11:27 PM #64
I'm going to have to say Illinois. Just for bad driving experiences there. Florida is hella worse with old people rather than stupid people, but at least has warm weather going for it...
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2008-06-16, 11:56 PM #65
California followed closely by Texas.
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2008-06-17, 4:27 AM #66
Originally posted by Baconfish:
It was probably the best tv I've seen in the last 10 years.

:P
agreed :)

and as for states, Washington, for being on the other side of the country from Washington, I mean... :rant:
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2008-06-17, 5:47 AM #67
Originally posted by mb:
Yeah. They did an episode where they drove from Florida to Mississippi or something like that. It was pretty much hilarious


amen.

I met Clarkson breifly, i didnt ask him about what happened though. It seemed genuinely a terrifying experience.
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2008-06-17, 6:03 AM #68
Well, then don't go around to small communities being a huge dick. :awesome:
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2008-06-17, 6:21 AM #69
They didn't really do anything that sensible people would call being a huge dick. Those people just get worked up too easily.

Edit: I'm talking about the one where they painted their cars with texts like "NASCAR sucks".
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2008-06-17, 6:28 AM #70
A bunch of foreign people stereotype the south, write things on their cars intended to offend that stereotype, and then drive through small close-knit towns. That's like me writing "grape kool-aid sucks" on a car and driving through compton.

I'm just saying they asked for trouble and got it, is all. I'm not saying it was necessarily deserved.
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2008-06-17, 6:29 AM #71
I think Alabama's quite possibly the biggest blight in the Union.
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2008-06-17, 6:45 AM #72
Originally posted by Krokodile:
They didn't really do anything that sensible people would call being a huge dick. Those people just get worked up too easily.

Edit: I'm talking about the one where they painted their cars with texts like "NASCAR sucks".


NASCAR to the south is like Football to all of Europe. If a southerner went to England and started shouting, "Soccer sucks", he'd probably get punched in the face.
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2008-06-17, 6:53 AM #73
Originally posted by Chaz Ghostle:
If a southerner went to England and started shouting, "Soccer sucks", he'd probably get punched in the face.


If that's true then it's really sad. I know if someone started shouting "Hockey sucks" here, no one would give a ****.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2008-06-17, 6:54 AM #74
No he wouldn't, you'd probably just get a tirade about men in tight shorts grappling with each other, running 5 yards then deciding they need a break. Then you'd probably be told to **** off. :P

Just don't do it in a supporters pub on a Saturday.
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2008-06-17, 7:38 AM #75
Hahaha, I love jeremys punchlines, that last line in the video was classic.

top gear FTW.
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2008-06-17, 7:44 AM #76
I frequently tell people that football sucks. If an American said "Soccer sucks" he'd probably get laughed at more for saying "soccer" than anything else. Obviously if you said that in a pub full of hooligans you might get a different response but the Brit behaviour is generally to ridicule things we disagree with.

Have you been to England Chaz?
2008-06-17, 8:41 AM #77
I was mostly thinking "if you said it in a bar". The point is, you don't go where someone will be bothered by it, then throw it in their face as much as possible. If you know you're around unreasonable people, you shouldn't try to anger them. Not to say that it wasn't funny. I definitely love that clip.

Quote:
Have you been to England Chaz?

To be fair, I have also not been to the south.
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2008-06-17, 8:58 AM #78
Originally posted by BobTheMasher:
A bunch of foreign people stereotype the south, write things on their cars intended to offend that stereotype, and then drive through small close-knit towns. That's like me writing "grape kool-aid sucks" on a car and driving through compton.

I'm just saying they asked for trouble and got it, is all. I'm not saying it was necessarily deserved.


Yeah, what if you had driven through Massachusetts with "Fags will burn in hell" written on your car? If you troll long enough you will provoke stupid, easily provoked people. Alabama may be a sorry state but you could have done that anywhere.
2008-06-17, 9:01 AM #79
But fags burn everywhere but underwater or in a vaccum!
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2008-06-17, 9:04 AM #80
I'm from Florida and I honestly don't care about NASCAR.

But if there is ever a Microsoft car, I'll have to try watching it.
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