Some of you may not remember me, and those who do might not even care, but i used to roam this site about a year ago before i lost my internet to an unfortunate employment problem. Or as i like to call it, my sudden free time surplus.

Anyhoo i just got my internet back a few days ago, and besides rediscovering the wonderous variety of porn my computer can get for me, and surgically implanting an mmo or two into my frontal lobe, i have desided to say hello to the familiar faces- err... avatars that i knew back in the day.

But to avoid the long drawn out posts i was known for making back then, ill sum up the recent events of my life with this:

Congrats!

Your baby is named Siemens?

I'm not seeing the whale yet.

wooooooooooooooooooooo

Looks like a Vader helmet.

Congratulations, and welcome back.

Get out of that cloud of radiation. Your DRADIS is frakked.

Two clicks east of the formations LEAD submarine. dont be confused by the squiggles.... thats just seaweed.

I am so sorry.

Haha it was at some point before this picture.

ummm... thats the name of the program or something. kid has no name yet. nothing set in stone anyway.

picture edited to clarify

that's a pretty funny program name especially for what it does

Wait a minute... were you the guy who kept arguing with Jon'C about physics?

no. ummm... things i might be remembered for...

i made a very amateur attempt to interperet peoples dreams in the forums once after mentioning that i read tarot and believe in astrology, though i did tell people first that i was no good at the dreams thing.

i told a guy to delete some system32 files to fix a mouse problem once, and didn't realize he believed me and took my advice till he asked me to kill myself...

the very first time i made a post on the site, i tried to put in a bunch of html, not knowing we used bb code here, and it ended up coming out as nothing more than a window full of code.

i pissed off the admin once by making a post that was about 5 computer screens long and never really had a point.

oh, and i got banned for blatently asking for a pirated copy of the aqua teens movie in the topic of a thread without realizing that everybody here is agianst that sort of pseudo-theivery.

OH RIGHT! i also went really emo for a little bit, and wrote this big sappy sad post about how my girlfreind was moving out, and how i didn't want her to leave me and blah blah blah yack yack wah wah...

It's not self promotion if you're promoting what is growing in someone elses vagina.

HAHAHAHA

Now I remember.

Star religion guy. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

uterus

my faith aint the only one that follows stars you know

No but your "faith" is the one that is based almost entirely on stars and planets, that can and has been proven to be complete BS.

as tempting as it is to bash things you dont understand, id rather we didn't take this post further down that road.

lets just disagree.

I understand astrology, do you?

can we please not do this? on most days i would love to argue about my beliefs, but im actually feeling really good today after seeing this. i dont want to taint it by arguing with an athiest, or physicist, or christian/mormon/jew, or whatever you happen to be.

when will you worthless humans stop breeding...

Awesome! I need a link to that thread.

the conversation actually took place over a few different threads, he would say things to me and i wouldn't go back and read them, so i had no idea the guy was even mad at me untill a while later. i had thought he knew it was a joke and left it at that, till later i saw an angry post, and when i went back and looked him up he had actually been ripping on me for awhile. turned out i almost got banned for "trying to damage someones computer indirectly" or something like that.

i dont know what posts they were in though, or who the guy was, it was over a year ago.

To be honest I think more people paid attention to your ridiculous star and card religion thread.

it wasn't a thread about that at all, actually. it was my sad emo thread. i just happened to mention along the way that my gf and i shared an interest in astrology. and the moment i said it, i had like 4 people jump down my throat about how they didn't like astology and didn't believe in it, yatta yatta.

i spent the rest of the thread trying to defend my beliefs against people who are determined not to take anything i say seriously, accusing me of being a hippy and whatnot (and to be honest, i dont really care for hippys, or anybody who doesn't apretiate the value of having a job).

i dont know why its such a red-button topic around here, but i cant even mention it without a mob of angry inquisitors trying to convince me im wrong. i never started a thread, or even a conversation about it, i just get swept up in a tide of people intent on disproving it for whatever reason.

honestly, i dont care if people agree with me or not, i just dont see why THEY have such a hard time letting me be who i am, and believe what i want. frankly, i dont see why its so hard for people to consider astrology possible.

consider this:
scientists have proven that magnetic fields can interfere with the human mind when they are strong enough. they disrupt the normal flow of electricity through our brains, causing us to think and feel differently with no clear idea of WHY we think/feel that way (assuming we didn't know the field was there).

they have also proven that every mineral and substance on the planet emits its own tiny energy field unique to it, based on the type and quantity of the atoms in it. the more of something you have, the stronger its field is and larger.

most things are too small to really have any effect on us, but think about energy transformers, and how living near them has been known to increase cases of insomnia or depression, making people restless or unsettled. obviously this is special in that the item is charged with constant electricity, making it much more potent, but the fields emitted by other less potent materials are the same thing, just on a much smaller scale. there both created by kinetic energy (because theres at least a tiny bit of it in EVERYTHING) and they both interact with (and therefore influence) the fields/objects around them.

so if a simple transformer can influence a person/object, when it is only just so big, then why is a planet, whos gravitational pull is felt even beyond the immense distance of our solar system, and is far larger than anything we have ever laid eyes upon here on earth, considered to be any different?

every planet has a unique composition of materials and energy, in massive amounts compared to our own bodies, giving every planet its own unique way of affecting things. with all of these planets constantly shifting distances from us, and each other, constantly changing the plethora of energy waves that bombards our planet every minute, is it really so hard to think that this immense cosmic influence could effect our thoughts or feelings more than the tiny electronic devices and magnets around us?

im not saying that to beleive in astrology you also have to beleive in Valhalla, the cycles of Woden, or participate in a sabbat, and im DEFINATELY not saying that you should go out and buy you a $2 horoscope guide to predict the future, pretty much all mass published horoscopes are total bull****. im just saying that scientists know damned well that the constant push and pull of our solar neighbors influences our planet, so it shouldn't seem so far fetched that it would affect us to, being as were ON the damn thing. afterall.. if you smash two cars together when theres people inside of them the bumpers arent the only things that feel the impact.


EDIT: sorry about the long post guys, this is, afterall, what i told you i tend to do

this is gonna get bad real soon

It is my medical opinion that this is not lupus.

Everyone that perpetuates BS, intentional or not, has always been the target of much ridicule on these forums.

I don't remember you at all, but I do remember the bunny...

That is exactly why everyone wants you to go die in a ****ing corner.

Who cares. The guy follows the path of the stars. No one makes fun of djwguitarman for being a follower of Abraham.

Where as religion where an invisible man might exist cannot be proven or disproven the star religion is easily disproven, and has been.

Rob, it's none of your business. Shut up.

Congratulations, Joker

Yeah Rob, please give it a rest.

who has disproven it? this is totally false... nobody has the ability to prove or disprove this. did you even read what i typed earlier? i had expected that a supposedly rational person like yourself would have come back with some sort of counter point to what i said, but you have nothing to offer to support YOUR belief. you just keep saying over and over that somebody has proven it wrong. so WHO?? where is any eveidence supporting this claim of yours that astrology has been debunked?

i support your right to believe this is total bull**** if you want to, but repeating the same thing over and over is how 3rd graders argue, and i come to this site because i like to talk to SMART people. if i wanted playground arguments, id go to a chatroom.