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Puzzled..
2008-06-23, 6:33 PM #1
Ok, bit of a rant, but perhaps someone can provide me insight into how this situation is possible...

This has been annoying the heck out of me whenever I see it...
At my work (Hardware/Lumber store) there are two bathrooms. One of them has the following layout

Store --- Door --- Urinal --- Sink -- Toilet

So, you walk past the urinal to get to the toilet, yet there is constantly piss all over the toilet seat. I'm going to rule out females (hopefully that is true) as culprits, but prompts the question, what guy walks past a urinal to piss all over a toilet seat?

This has been driving me crazy....Anyone got any ideas?
2008-06-23, 6:37 PM #2
This is a bit of a crude possibility, but what if some guy was sitting on the toilet (as in, not merely urinating), gets excited, urniates, and thus has an accident that would cause urine to spray off the bottoms of the toilet seat and the front of the toilet bowl, causing him to stand up in alarm and finish urinating on the top of the seat?


My real explanation is that some guys just like stalls as opposed to urinals and will go to them even if the urinal is closer.
一个大西瓜
2008-06-23, 6:43 PM #3
some guys are p<genki>s?
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2008-06-23, 7:19 PM #4
Urinal was in use, so the obvious alternative was employed?
2008-06-23, 8:34 PM #5
Stop drinking at work so much that you forgot you pissed all over the toilet seat.
2008-06-24, 6:00 AM #6
When I was working at a theater, a guy was standing in a stall, urinating with the door open and the seat down (:rant:). I saw him turn away from the toilet, shake himself over the floor, zip up, and then walk out without washing his hands.

I think we dealt with the same guy.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2008-06-24, 6:02 AM #7
Originally posted by Rob:
Stop drinking at work so much that you forgot you pissed all over the toilet seat.


Lmao! Maybe this is happening somewhere in your workplace, even if its not you.
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2008-06-24, 6:04 AM #8
I saw a guy like that once, glared at him too.
He zipped up and walked away with his head down, kept looking back to see if I was still staring, I was.
Wish I'd yelled at him, from the look he had I reckon he would've cried and ran.
Pathetic ***hole, that stuff really agrivates me.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-06-24, 6:10 AM #9
Hah I just remembered I had once entered the mens room and there were three urinals. Someone using the two end ones, and I wasn't going to jump in the middle. Sorry, but it would be like sitting between two guys at a movie. It's just not something you do unless there's no other option. I used the stall. (But didnt piss everywhere.)
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2008-06-24, 6:14 AM #10
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
but prompts the question, what guy walks past a urinal to piss all over a toilet seat?

Anyone got any ideas?


Rednecks.
Hicks.

You live in the US? deal with it. Or move.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2008-06-24, 6:27 AM #11
Uh, what? Where the hell did that come from?
Warhead[97]
2008-06-24, 6:42 AM #12
Oklahoma, that's where!
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2008-06-24, 7:03 AM #13
Originally posted by Ruthven:
Rednecks.
Hicks.

You live in the US? deal with it. Or move.


see the problem with this is it happens anywhere there are toilet seats

i bet you did it and are trying to hide the proof
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2008-06-24, 7:14 AM #14
Maybe they were marking the toilet as their territory... so no one else drops a deuce in it.
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2008-06-24, 8:30 AM #15
In junior high, we (or at least I) would stand on the toilet seat, and pee down into the bowl.

Now that I think about it, it probably messed my shoes.
2008-06-24, 8:36 AM #16
Originally posted by genk:
see the problem with this is it happens anywhere there are toilet seats

i bet you did it and are trying to hide the proof


YES I DID IT :tfti:
It makes me feel like a big man!
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2008-06-24, 8:38 AM #17
Originally posted by Steven:
In junior high, we (or at least I) would stand on the toilet seat, and pee down into the bowl.

Now that I think about it, it probably messed my shoes.

You were one of the guys I hated in high school.
2008-06-24, 9:10 AM #18
Originally posted by Ruthven:
Rednecks.
Hicks.

You live in the US? deal with it. Or move.


But don't move to Australia, it happens here.
Or England, friend over irc just confirmed it happens there too.

People are ***holes everywhere you go.


Also, Steven... kindly die
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-06-24, 9:17 AM #19
Why do so many of you watch other men pee?
2008-06-24, 9:23 AM #20
Who's watching anyone pee?
We're talking about seeing a seat covered in piss.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-06-24, 9:32 AM #21
You still watched the man doing his business, pervo.
2008-06-24, 9:36 AM #22
I walked in on him as he finished =p
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-06-24, 9:37 AM #23
And you still found the time to stare.
2008-06-24, 9:39 AM #24
Not at the peeing... I glared at HIM (his face) as he zipped up and left, sheesh.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-06-24, 9:41 AM #25
Uhhh huh.
2008-06-24, 9:48 AM #26
STOP IT!! DX
I'm telling my bo... my girlfriend on you!!!
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-06-24, 9:52 AM #27
Yeah well I'm telling your boyfriend you were watching SOMEONE ELSE pee instead of him!
2008-06-24, 9:57 AM #28
NOOOOOOOOOO
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-06-24, 11:24 AM #29
Wait, he's supposed to watch his partner pee?

What the hell is wrong with you?
nope.
2008-06-24, 11:56 AM #30
so

everyone else go to the urinal closest to the wall or farthest from any other guy in there?
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2008-06-24, 11:57 AM #31
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Wait, he's supposed to watch his partner pee?

What the hell is wrong with you?


He's the one with the pissing voyeur fetish, not me!
2008-06-24, 12:04 PM #32
Originally posted by genk:
so

everyone else go to the urinal closest to the wall or farthest from any other guy in there?


This is law isn't it?
nope.
2008-06-24, 12:06 PM #33
Pretty sure it's written down somewhere.


PS, if you think pee everywhere is gross.. every time you go into the bathroom you're basically walking straight into airborn fecal material.
2008-06-24, 12:47 PM #34
Every man should be required to take the Urinal Quiz until they ace it before being allowed into a public bathroom.
2008-06-24, 1:14 PM #35
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Oklahoma, that's where!


:hist101:

I think it's probably from people with poor self esteem going into stalls to pee so people can't watch them. I frequently go to stalls if the urinal situation is unfavorable, like they're all being used, or the only one available is the kiddie one. I hate using the kiddie one.
Warhead[97]
2008-06-24, 1:52 PM #36
If I use a urinal people will see my gun.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2008-06-24, 1:55 PM #37
I weep for humanity whenever I see men behave like animals like this. However, at least this is only about pee and not poo. Believe me, I've been to restroom where people miss the toilet when taking a dump. I still remember that time I saw that little "poop pyramid" stuck on the rim of a toilet. OMG that was freaking gross!
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2008-06-24, 3:06 PM #38
i have a slight preference towards toilets over urinals since there is less splashback. if it's a private bathroom such as yours (one-person-at-a-time type ones), i will use the toilet. if it's public (with toilets in stalls), i will use the urinals.
2008-06-24, 3:12 PM #39
Pissed Off?
2008-06-24, 3:45 PM #40
At 2:16, theres a woman at a urinal.

:P
nope.
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