In higher end restrooms there's this weird absorbent material in urinals that completely prevents splashback. I saw it a lot in Vegas.

Man the **** you see in customer toilets in a supermarket.

We had someone in the disabled toilets managing to **** up the walls...

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic about urinal cakes or not.

Is that what urinal cakes are for?

I thought they were odor absorbers..

They are but they're handy shock absorbers.

Who gets splashback from a urinal though?

It occasionally happens with those ******* troughs that stretch to the floor that's more like a pisswall.

So you piss down at an angle against the back of the urinal, NO SPLASHBACK.


Some people have no pee skills at all.

Actually that would move away from the critical angle desired for what would essentially be "total urinal reflection".

However to reach this optimally and not pee on your shoes you'd probably have to squat/crouch every so slightly which I imagine would not go down well in the toilets unless you somehow sway other people to your physical ways of thinking.

That being said, such a thing would be impossible as god will smite you if you talk in the mens room.

Substitute "n-word" and "spics" and you'd get banned but here at Massassi these are perfectly acceptable groups to denegrate.

But don't worry. This is the US where all the rednecks, hicks, n-words, spics, various derogatory racial slurs for asians, middle easterners, Indian Indians, Native American Indians, etc, etc. Will continue doing things such as serving in the military, creating, inventing, feeding, healing, etc, etc for the benefit of not just our own, but others around the world.

Oh, and all of them piss on toilet seats too. Nobody is perfect.

Ok, cracker.

Yeah, but it's pretty hard on regular toilets. On some, no matter what angle, there will be splashback. They need to be more coned shaped to reduce the impact velocity of the urine.

This thread is full of

And yours is the most childish post in here
But hey, thanks for whining about whining

Rednecks and hicks are not words innately tied to specific racial groups. We have vietnamese hicks, arab rednecks etc.

Maybe Utah is just more accepting and culturally diverse than the podunk towns you all live in.

Aww, did mean Steven make Noel mad?

I'm not mad at all, just pointing out your childishness...
But go on, keep making it worse.
Oh and hey, thanks for trying to make this personal by using the name you know I have a huge aversion to, really mature.

This was my question through the entire first half of the thread. I don't think I've ever "observed" anything in any bathroom ever.

Good job Deadman, keep up the

That's weird because surely you're at about the right height.

I look down in bathrooms.

Also, wookie just wants to be racist. Let's let him call people spicks and ******s.

This forum is filled with like nothing but honkies


He should be so happy to be surrounded by his fellow honkies.

In England, you look STRAIGHT AHEAD rather than down.

You spelled spic wrong.

lol English etiquette

At this point it's kind of futile to point out the great almighty authors spelling errors.

I know, I was just showing off, trying to impress you with my immense library of racist knowledge.

I thought that's how it was everywhere....
I know that's the rule in Scrubs

There are STRICT rules as to where to stand in urinals depending on layout and occupation upon entering. It's too complex to go into now, but suffice it to say that it's a very English subject...

You, as a military man, work with self-described "hicks" and "rednecks" on a daily basis. You know that like anyone, these people may harbor their own personal opinions on a variety of issues but, like anyone from other groups, work with as much valor, compassion, and patriotism as anyone else. They do not deserve to be denegrated by internet nerds nor should such denegration be condoned on this internet nerd site while virtually all other such denegration is condemned and/or punished.



I would think that you would need to look up.

Good one, though. Although I think I do call my wife a spic every once in awhile. You might have a point.

Yeah, you have a point, to an extent. Equality of harassment and all that. The fact is, the word ****** is still more charged than other words which may have originated as racial slurs. Time will soften the impact of this word just like it did the others. Massassi is still in a place where ****** scares people, apparantly, whereas a few of us are actual rednecks and it's not really a problem. I bet if we had more than a token black man who lurks the word would be less offensive around here. In ten years kids will call eachother ****** the same way they say "I got gyped" when someone steals something today.

I would also like to make the distinction that I am known as "the ****ing jew" or "the jewest NCO around" and we consistently call our mortar teams "hard hittin' ******s". My SAW gunner is "the god damn brownie" and we have two Marines of the same name, one is "Brown Rice Charlie" and the other is "White Rice Charlie". One of the squad leaders is "Gunny Select red neck" and one of the sergeants is "Sergeant spic". Those are just a few people I have worked with in the past. We all know that stereotypes are useful tools for dealing with passing encounters but cannot be used in a real, sustained working environment. We all know who works hard and who doesn't regardless of race.

Black people call themselves n****** all the time. It much the same way. We still discriminate all the time, and the standards for doing so are increasingly arbitrary. Race, social class, it's still discrimination. I guess as long as it involve violence people are entitled by be as big *********s as they want.

you do realize this thread was originally about a dirty stall and a crazy pee inclined fellow to urinal etiquette and now your talking about racism...

I had NO idea pee was such a touchy subject.

Have fun crazy americans, have fun.

You just don't see things at the same level.

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