No, I'm not drunk(just started my first drink...) I'm actually fishing for drinking advice since I can now legally drink. What tastes good, what isn't too expensive, what gets you plastered? Am I the only one that can't stand beer of any type? Anyone else love Jack Daniels? What kinds of alcohol should I try?

So far I've found out Mountain Dew Code Red is great for drinking. Obviously the Code Red itself doesn't get you drunk, but it masks the burning and nastiness of some of the harsher alcohols. In fact, I am drinking a hell's brew of at least 5 different hard liquors, but it actually tastes good since I added a can of Code Red.

Also, was I supposed to shake up the irish creme before opening it? It has tiny chunks in it. Or maybe it just binded with one of the many alcohols in my cup. My cup has chunky bubbles.

Cider, Infused Vodka, and anything is good in IRN-BRU.

....the hell is IRN-BRU?

Jack Daniels sucks. It's more watery than water. I had a friend back in freshman year whose signature drink was the "red scare." It consisted of whatever cheap liquor he could get his hands on mixed with Mountain Dew Code Red.

It's the world's greatest soft drink, it has a taste all of it's own, and you people don't have it.

Gin & Tonic

silver tequila. straight up. chilled.

Not a fan of the tequila. Or vodka. My friend had me try Grey Goose because he said Grey Goose is the best tasting vodka. Tastes like DayQuil.

Sick.

Hawaiian Punch and anything.

BINGO. It's curdled. I'd suggest not mixing it in with the rest of the gang, or if you do, drink it very fast (but don't do that too many times consecutively ;)) I'd suggest Irish Car Bombs for that very purpose, but since you're not a fan of the brewskies...

you should try an Irish carbomb at least once. you may like it, however if you do get it from a bar that serves Guinness on tap. the difference from the tap and from a bottle is... its not even comparable.



no joke! Hawaiian Punch and any hard alcohol is the best!

speaking of alcohol... im currently making my own brandy!

Johnnie Walker Red (or black label) scotch over 4 cubes of ice nightly.

Vodka doesn't taste like DayQuil, well, maybe if you got one of the fruity ones. I've been dry for a while, but when I did drink, I strongly favored the gin and tonic or white Russian.

Rum, Hawaiian punch, pineapple juice.

Captain Morgan's Tattoo + Coca Cola == Epic Winsauce.

I'm having a half and half right now actually. It's like sweet rocket fuel.

OMG AARON! I just finished off a bottle of Tattoo with a friend. It's amazing huh? I had to go to 3 liquor stores just to find it, but it was 100% worth it. The stuff is sexual pleasure.

...I take it Tattoo tastes good then?

It's a very dark spiced rum. It goes down very smooth and mixes well with most dark drinks (as well as some fruit juices). I've got to admit that it's my favorite drink out there right now. It's just too good to pass up.

Don't listen to Baconfish, it's made from fermented Scottish girders and it'll make you blind >.>

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Dry Martini. Mmm.

Tattoo tastes like candy.

I'll take straight up morgan any day.

Well and the last time I finished off a handle of tattoo I blacked out...I figured I could do it fine since it was 35% and not 40-45.

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Single Malt Scottish Whiskeys.

Splash with water.

Smell.

Drink and swill.

Repeat.

Putting sugary **** in your whiskey=lose. And you better not ****ing shoot it.

Jack and Coke is NOT lose.

Nothing like a margarita (rum and tequila) on a warm summer evening.

If you're a cheerleader.

haha

Seagrams gin

Coors Light

Jack

UV Blue

Bush

Ice House

UV Blue is actually kind of good, it's embarrassing. Mixing it with lemonade is a great way to get drunk on the cheap.

This.

These are things not to drink.

Also, Kieran, what types of beer have you tried. Y'know, just in case I can recommend one that you missed.

It's true. Really.

I've tried Bud Light(the least disgusting of the bunch), Heineken, Shiner Bock(the worst beer ever), Labatt Blue, Guiness(not bad when mixed with whiskey though), Corona, I think Coors, Sam Adams Cream Stout, Bud Light Lime(which I can't taste the lime at all)...hmmm, there was some kind of obscure lager I had in Texas that was decent, but I don't remember what it was. I don't remember much from that night in general. I know I'm missing a few.

You should probably try an ale in your selection of beers - they're the only beers I'll drink.

The thing to remember is that the vast majority of people must acquire a taste for alcohol. If you want to enjoy beer, you must try it several times before it's tolerable. It's not much different than French children drinking watered down wine for several years before adulthood. I was disgusted by beer & wine until I drank both several times. However, I've enjoyed whiskey since day one. I'm from Kentucky though, so it's not much of a choice.

If I'm drinking beer I prefer Amstel or Budweiser.

Seconded. All those others are either lagers or stouts. I'd recommend Blue Moon, Fat Tire, Sierra Nevada, Newcastle and Boddingtons as examples of what's widely available in between.

Mentat, yeah, I'm probably in the minority. I always hated the standard macro beers, but the first time I had good beer I really liked it.

I like Miller Light.

This is not a margarita.

Margarita:

Tequila (once again, Silver tequila is best. very smoothe.)
Lime Juice (Substitute margarita mix at will, but lime juice is best)
Triple Sec (or contreau as an alternative.)


notice the lack of Rum.

heathen.

also, most people who dont like tequila have only tried the stuff that is yellowish, very harsh and nasty tasting. 100% agave is clear, very smoothe and has a quite complicated flavour. if people wouldnt look at me wierd, i'd probably sip it over ice. good stuff.

other good tequila drinks:

Tequila Sunrise:

1 part Tequila
2-3 parts OJ (pulpless is best for mixed drinks. and i've gotten some very interesting results from using different flavoured OJs, best one yet has to be the mango peach oj fusion. )
and 1/4 part Grenadine.( red sugar water )

Long Island Iced Tea:

1 part Tequila
1 part Rum
1 part Vodka
1 part Gin
1/2 part Sour Mix
Splash of Cola (for colour)

I second these recommendations. Fat Tire is especially good, and you can't beat a tall, cold glass of Blue Moon with a slice of orange.