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2008-08-26, 9:55 AM #1
I found this on digg and it was too funny not to share.

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2008-08-26, 9:59 AM #2
hahaha :tfti:
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2008-08-26, 1:18 PM #3
[http://imagechan.com/images/atheism.jpg]
2008-08-26, 1:32 PM #4
What does atheism have to do with the big bang and evolution?

The atheist says, "I believe god doesn't exist."

He doesn't say, "I believe there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason whatsoever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs. Oh, and god doesn't exist lol."
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2008-08-26, 1:37 PM #5
yes and the bit on Christianity, while hilarious is not exactly a shining example of the ideas of Christianity either. both of them are ment to be humorous and really both of them are, so lets not get girlish undergarments in a twist.
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2008-08-26, 2:33 PM #6
Originally posted by Freelancer:
What does atheism have to do with the big bang and evolution?

The atheist says, "I believe god doesn't exist."

He doesn't say, "I believe there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason whatsoever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs. Oh, and god doesn't exist lol."


Yup.
2008-08-26, 3:15 PM #7
Atheism is wrong because it's spelled funny. if it were athiesm, I might consider following....Atheism is wrong because it's spelled funny. if it were athiesm, I might consider following, but this lack of respect for basic english grammar laws is appalling.
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2008-08-26, 3:16 PM #8
Wow... I have no idea how I wrote part of that twice. >.>
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2008-08-26, 3:18 PM #9
There's an edit button, you know...
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2008-08-26, 3:24 PM #10
I'm a big fan of Sam Harris when it comes to his views on the term Atheism. Humans, by default, don't believe in anything when we're born. You don't call someone that isn't racist a non-racist. Why would you call someone that doesn't believe in a creator an Atheist? They're just a default human being.

I enjoyed the first image because I believe it to be true. The second isn't really a fair analysis of Atheists, at least not intelligent ones, so I didn't find it humorous.
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2008-08-26, 4:07 PM #11
Originally posted by Anakin9012:
atheism

You're an idiot. Atheism has nothing to do with theories about the creation of the universe or life. Your quote also misinterprets both the big bang theory and evolution. Evolution has nothing to do with the creation of life.

Did I mention that you're an idiot?
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2008-08-26, 4:29 PM #12
Gee. Lulz at christianity, but don't even TRY to mock atheism.
2008-08-26, 4:31 PM #13
One can mock atheism all they want, but at least refer to what atheism is about :P
2008-08-26, 4:34 PM #14
Originally posted by JM:
Gee. Lulz at christianity, but don't even TRY to mock atheism.


The Christianity description is accurate; the atheism description is not.
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2008-08-26, 4:54 PM #15
Originally posted by Freelancer:
The Christianity description is accurate; the atheism description is not.


Actually, no its not even close accurate. That's like saying being an american is about hating the british because those bastards taxed us for tea.
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2008-08-26, 4:55 PM #16
It's still funny though.
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2008-08-26, 4:56 PM #17
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Actually, no its not even close accurate. That's like saying being an american is about hating the british because those bastards taxed us for tea.


For some Christians it would be quite close to what they believe, but I guess all Christians believe slightly different things. It's okay though, everyone can be right.
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2008-08-26, 5:14 PM #18
Agreed. I'm not saying that christians don't believe those things. I'm saying that's not what christianity is about.

As for what christians believe, like you said, that depends on the individual. But the bottom line is that christians believe that jesus is the son of god, and that eternal life is achieved through him. That's the bottom line. All the rest of it is just history, and whether or not that history is 100% accurate should not be any christian's focus. (Though I know that there are plenty of christians that get caught up in that stuff. I'm not saying otherwise.)
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2008-08-26, 5:38 PM #19
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
That's like saying being an american is about hating the british because those bastards taxed us for tea.

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2008-08-26, 6:21 PM #20
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Actually, no its not even close accurate.


It is if you take the bible literally.
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2008-08-26, 6:32 PM #21
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Actually, no its not even close accurate. That's like saying being an american is about hating the british because those bastards taxed us for tea.


:hist101:
2008-08-26, 7:10 PM #22
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Actually, no its not even close accurate. That's like saying being an american is about hating the british because those bastards taxed us for tea.


To be fair, tea is delicious.
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2008-08-26, 7:16 PM #23
Originally posted by fishstickz:
To be fair, tea is delicious.


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2008-08-26, 7:23 PM #24
Originally posted by Freelancer:
What does atheism have to do with the big bang and evolution?

The atheist says, "I believe god doesn't exist."

He doesn't say, "I believe there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason whatsoever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs. Oh, and god doesn't exist lol."




It's not a real argument, he's demonstrating how retarded straw men fallacies like the original post were. By "atheist" he's obviously referring to an evolutionist-materialist, so you're really just nitpicking anyway. Given context, it was pretty obvious, so really, you're just wrong. This kind of "argument" is akin to people scoffing at the idea that their grandfather was an ape. You can phrase *anything* to sound stupid. Treating that as an argument makes you in ignorant moron, regardless of what you believe.

(And what kind of atheist doesn't believe in evolution, beyond people who are a part of religion that believes in non-specific or pantheistic deities/forces? Usually "atheist" is not used in a context that includes those groups anyways.)
2008-08-26, 7:24 PM #25
Originally posted by Freelancer:
It is if you take the bible literally.


Yeah, the bible is all about zombies going after your brains. :omg:
2008-08-26, 7:25 PM #26
Tea is delicious.

I should explain something to the brits, Americans typically drink their tea iced.

Originally posted by IRG SithLord:
Yeah, the bible is all about zombies going after your brains. :o


The Bible has a zombie prophet...

That whole part was kick *** until he starts saving people's souls again instead of eating their brains, that part just blew it for me.

The old testament was pretty badass though, God was so ****ing awesome and vengeful.
2008-08-26, 7:58 PM #27
f*** iced tea
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2008-08-26, 7:59 PM #28
Originally posted by fishstickz:
f*** iced tea


I'm with you on that one man
2008-08-26, 8:01 PM #29
Originally posted by Freelancer:
It is if you take the bible literally.

Oh thank you Mr. Bible Expert. I'm glad you're around to tell me what everything means in the Bible. Especially since most people study it their whole lives without being so confident in their interpretations. You must have a true gift to know with such complete assurance what the bible is talking about.
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2008-08-26, 8:18 PM #30
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Especially since most people study it their whole lives without being so confident in their interpretations.


If they're interpreting it, they're not taking it literally.
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2008-08-26, 8:41 PM #31
Originally posted by Darkjedibob:
If they're interpreting it, they're not taking it literally.


:huh:

It's called literal interpretation....
2008-08-26, 10:20 PM #32
Tea.
2008-08-26, 10:30 PM #33
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Atheism is wrong because it's spelled funny. if it were athiesm, I might consider following, but this lack of respect for basic english grammar laws is appalling.


Nuh-uh! It totally makes sense within the context of the english language. It's just that the english language doesn't make sense. So...there!
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2008-08-26, 11:26 PM #34
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Actually, no its not even close accurate. That's like saying being an american is about hating the british because those bastards taxed us for tea.


Yeah it should say "Catholicism"
2008-08-27, 12:51 AM #35
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
(And what kind of atheist doesn't believe in evolution


I think this is where a lot of people get things wrong. Evolution doesn't require belief. This is linked to the whole reason a scientific theory must be falsifiable.

Anyone who says they "believe" in evolution has missed the whole point of science, IMO.
2008-08-27, 10:03 AM #36
Since when do jokes have to make perfect political and logical sense? Sheesh people, laugh a little....

Also. SCIENCE DAMN YOU ALL!
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2008-08-27, 10:58 AM #37
post funny pictures you fruit loops
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2008-08-27, 11:02 AM #38
I think the frog and dolphin make a good point.
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2008-08-27, 11:25 AM #39
Yes, we can all learn something from the frog and the dolphin
2008-08-27, 3:23 PM #40
I can't believe how awesome this thread turned out.
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