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Fantastic Contraption

2008-08-31, 4:41 PM #1

poley

That's Dr. Poley to you!

Posts: 1,848

http://fantasticcontraption.com/

not sure if this has been posted before and I take no responsibility for work not being done because of it.

People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots

2008-08-31, 5:00 PM #2

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

I'm too dumb.

2008-08-31, 6:14 PM #3

Aglar

Aglaristrator

Posts: 3,978

I suck and can't do most of the ones on the second page.

2008-08-31, 9:27 PM #4

happydud

Didn't go boom.

Posts: 6,837

It took me 20 minutes to realize it didn't say "contraception"

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2008-08-31, 9:29 PM #5

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

I thought this was going to be like The Incredible Machine.

DO NOT WANT.

2008-08-31, 10:27 PM #6

Onimusha

Yo bro!

Posts: 2,295

cant get past the fing stairs one.

"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn

2008-08-31, 10:31 PM #7

herb

a necessary change

Posts: 1,435

Yeah, I'm too dumb.

2008-08-31, 10:50 PM #8

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

Just build a big circle of clock-wise wheels and connect them all together with brown rods, and add spokes. It might take a while, but it bludgeons through them eventually.

2008-08-31, 11:05 PM #9

Greenboy

No they aren't!

Posts: 3,364

tires have like no grip >:(

o.0

2008-08-31, 11:42 PM #10

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

i read fantastic contraception

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2008-08-31, 11:43 PM #11

Onimusha

Yo bro!

Posts: 2,295

Fantastic Contraception:

Your hand.

"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn

2008-08-31, 11:44 PM #12

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

I wasnt reading contraception until you ****s spoiled my brain.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2008-09-01, 5:38 AM #13

Fardreamer

BATFACE

Posts: 1,364

haha! took me an hour but I beat those friggin stairs!

http://fantasticcontraption.com/?designId=1163843

Dreams of a dreamer from afar to a fardreamer.

2008-09-01, 6:00 AM #14

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

This one took me ages.

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1164302

nope.

2008-09-01, 8:05 AM #15

Fardreamer

BATFACE

Posts: 1,364

damn you poley

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1167371

Dreams of a dreamer from afar to a fardreamer.

2008-09-01, 10:14 AM #16

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1171786

kekeke

2008-09-01, 10:24 AM #17

Chaz Ghostle

The Man with the PlanT

Posts: 2,865

This is a lot like a game that was posted here a few months ago.

"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."

2008-09-01, 11:04 AM #18

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1173718

This one... explodes... O.o

2008-09-01, 11:09 AM #19

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1173921

And now I'm bored.

2008-09-01, 11:35 AM #20

Dormouse

Doesn't know that mice use holes.

Posts: 2,517

This is dreadfully addictive. :/

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

2008-09-01, 2:20 PM #21

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Originally posted by JM:

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1171786

kekeke

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1181973

BTW, has anyone beat awash yet? I'm having a blast trying to beat it but so far no dice. This is the closest I've gotten.

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2008-09-01, 3:24 PM #22

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

I beat it. Let me dig it up.

[edit] I neglected to save the solution. I'll make it again...

2008-09-01, 3:30 PM #23

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1184937

2008-09-01, 3:36 PM #24

Mort-Hog

If moral relativism is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Posts: 4,192

Originally posted by Chaz Ghostle:

This is a lot like a game that was posted here a few months ago.

You mean
http://magic.pen.fizzlebot.com/

Quite distinct, but equally awesome game that deserves reposting.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935

2008-09-01, 3:46 PM #25

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Originally posted by JM:

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1184937

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2008-09-01, 3:49 PM #26

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

Originally posted by Freelancer:

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1181973

BTW, has anyone beat awash yet? I'm having a blast trying to beat it but so far no dice. This is the closest I've gotten.

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1185725

i like my design more then JM's

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2008-09-01, 3:57 PM #27

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

Same basic idea.

2008-09-01, 3:58 PM #28

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Wow, it's certainly faster. In the meantime I'm still trying to perfect my overland solution.

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2008-09-01, 4:02 PM #29

Fardreamer

BATFACE

Posts: 1,364

Originally posted by Freelancer:

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1181973

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1162611

Not as simple as yours but much more fun

Dreams of a dreamer from afar to a fardreamer.

2008-09-01, 4:17 PM #30

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

I did the overland solution!! Wooooooooooooooot!

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1186851

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2008-09-01, 4:18 PM #31

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

Overland, huh.

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1186900

2008-09-01, 4:30 PM #32

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

I just looked through 8 pages of player solutions and there's not a single overland solution. They're all 'diggers' or catapults.

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2008-09-01, 4:38 PM #33

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

What about 'handling'?

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1187662

2008-09-01, 4:41 PM #34

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

Geez. Compared to some of them, my solution is obscenely simple.

2008-09-01, 4:48 PM #35

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

wow JM that is genius...

My initial attempt looked like this (before I looked at any others)

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1188038

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2008-09-01, 4:52 PM #36

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

It works because the front wheel flies off into space, and then it is too heavy to for the others to drag.

But this guy's solution is just awesome. http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1186648

2008-09-01, 4:58 PM #37

BobTheMasher

Of what, we don't want to know.y

Posts: 4,243

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1187412
http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1187665

And my favorite so far, the driller guy:
http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1188447

Warhead[97]

2008-09-01, 4:59 PM #38

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

I'm fighting with this one. http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1188499

2008-09-01, 5:00 PM #39

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

Conveyor belts! D:

2008-09-01, 5:17 PM #40

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Muahaha.. sooner or later I'm gonna get a variation of this method to work.

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1189184

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1189561

Noooo!!! http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1189682

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009