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Worst Thing Game:
2008-10-19, 5:01 PM #1
What is the worst thing you can say at....

... a bridal shower:
"So you're not single?"

... a Star Wars convention:
"Me-sa Jar-Jar Binks!"

... a funeral:
"I thought I smelled something!"

[Answer the last poster's situation and provide a new one for the next poster. Feel free to reuse former situations or even answers.]

What is the worst thing you can say at a birthday party?
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2008-10-19, 5:05 PM #2
You 16 yet?


What's the worst thing you can say when a mother gives birth?
2008-10-19, 5:32 PM #3
"We're not sure which end's the head."

What's the worst thing you can say to an old woman?
2008-10-19, 5:45 PM #4
"I'm sorry sir, it appears to be prostrate cancer."

What's the worst thing to ask a girl scout selling baby kittens in a cardboard box?
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2008-10-19, 5:48 PM #5
"Would you like to come down to my basement for a popsicle? And ditch the p***ies."

What's the worst thing you can say to your boss?
DO NOT WANT.
2008-10-19, 5:53 PM #6
"Can I leave a couple of hours early on Friday for an interview?"

(The look on his face when I did this was awesome)

What's the worst thing you can say during a memorial for genocide?
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2008-10-19, 5:55 PM #7
"****ing jews."

What's the worst thing you can say to a judge?
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2008-10-19, 6:25 PM #8
"What are you asking me for, she's is YOUR daughter?"

What's the worst thing you can say to your mother?
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2008-10-19, 7:17 PM #9
"My name is Oedipus."

What's the worse thing you can say to a priest?
2008-10-19, 7:19 PM #10
"My name is Billy."

What's the worst thing you can say to a terrist?
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2008-10-19, 7:21 PM #11
Is there an answer to that one?
I'd tell him to suck my ...

What's the worst thing you can tell the girl you just knocked up.
2008-10-19, 7:22 PM #12
"FAAALCON - PUUUNCH!"

What's the worst thing you can tell 4chan?
2008-10-19, 8:02 PM #13
The pool is open.

What is the worst thing you can say to a Rabbi?
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2008-10-19, 9:22 PM #14
"It fell off, I swear to god I'm Jewish."

Because Squirrel King dropped the ball:
What do you say to a terrorist?
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2008-10-19, 9:25 PM #15
look at this picture of muhammad i drew

what is the worst thing you can say at a hockey game?
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2008-10-19, 9:48 PM #16
Go habs!! </leafs fan>

What's the worst thing you can say after 30 second sex?
2008-10-19, 9:52 PM #17
You get what you pay for.

What's the worst thing you can say to Mall Santa?
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2008-10-19, 9:53 PM #18
"...Dad?"

What's the worst thing you can say to a rampant forum troll?
DO NOT WANT.
2008-10-19, 10:10 PM #19
"Zell .. enough is enough."

What is the worst thing you can say to someone who underwent abortion.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2008-10-19, 10:13 PM #20
So you were just fat?

What's the worst thing you can say while on a plane?
There...are...FOUR...lights!
2008-10-19, 10:16 PM #21
THERE'S MOTHER****ING SNAKES ON A PLANE!

Whats the worst thing you can say to a groom after the bride just ran away?
2008-10-19, 10:32 PM #22
There's plenty of other cows in the pasture.

What's the worst thing you can say to a polio sufferer?
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2008-10-20, 6:00 AM #23
Wanna dance?

What's the worst thing you can say to a police officer?
2008-10-20, 6:03 AM #24
"cops are pigs."

what is the worst thing you can say to someone with asperger syndrome?
2008-10-20, 10:06 AM #25
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
"Zell .. enough is enough."

What is the worst thing you can say to someone who underwent abortion.


hey hey I was just playing the game :saddowns:
DO NOT WANT.
2008-10-20, 10:14 AM #26
"what are you, stupid or something?"

Whats the worst thing you could say to the lady at the cash register?
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2008-10-20, 10:24 AM #27
"Your baby is dead. She was delicious."

What's the worst thing you can say to a midget?
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2008-10-20, 10:27 AM #28
Originally posted by Vegiemaster:
"Your baby is dead. She was delicious."

What's the worst thing you can say to a midget?


"My name isn't really Ashley, and I'm really not a girl."

What is the worst thing you can say to a pilot on a commercial airplane that ISN'T about terrorists?
2008-10-20, 10:36 AM #29
"Hands up. We're in charge now."

What is the worst thing you can say to your school-bus driver?
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2008-10-20, 10:37 AM #30
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
"My name isn't really Ashley, and I'm really not a girl."

:master:
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2008-10-20, 11:20 AM #31
Originally posted by Jep:
What is the worst thing you can say to your school-bus driver?


GUESS WHO?

what's the worst thing you can say to at a klan rally
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2008-10-20, 11:25 AM #32
OBAMA 2008 BABY!!!

Whats the worste thing to say to a dying person?
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2008-10-20, 11:34 AM #33
"you have won the lottery"

what's the worst thing to say to a black person?
2008-10-20, 11:39 AM #34
"I'm a cop."

What's the worst thing to say to a widow?
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2008-10-20, 11:44 AM #35
"Ma'am, we were short on gravediggers to bury your husband. So, we hired this gay guy who just got out of prison for necrophilia."


Whats the worst thing you can say to a Firefly fan?
2008-10-20, 11:44 AM #36
Originally posted by Molgrew:
"congratulations on the election president McCain"

what's the worst thing to say to a black person?

Fixed for betterness.
nope.
2008-10-20, 11:58 AM #37
Originally posted by IRG SithLord:
"Ma'am, we were short on gravediggers to bury your husband. So, we hired this gay guy who just got out of prison for necrophilia."


Whats the worst thing you can say to a Firefly fan?


"Thank god they cancelled that crappy show!"

Whats the worst thing you can say to a football fan?
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2008-10-20, 12:00 PM #38
It's called soccer.

What's the worst thing you can say to crippled dwarf?
nope.
2008-10-20, 12:11 PM #39
"Vote in November - stand up and be counted!"

What's the worst thing you can say to the Pope?
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2008-10-20, 12:26 PM #40
'So whats this all this stuff about no abortion? My daughter's just had one!'

What's the worst thing you could say to a politician?
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