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Worst Thing Game:
2008-10-21, 3:20 PM #81
"Where's the nearest Wendy's?"

What's the worst thing you can say to a construction worker in a high rise building?
DO NOT WANT.
2008-10-21, 6:17 PM #82
Your wife sucked my *bleep* (And you cut his harness without him knowing)

What's the worst thing you can say to YOURSELF
2008-10-21, 7:14 PM #83
I'm Jepman.


Whats the worst thing you can say to Tom Brady?
2008-10-21, 7:18 PM #84
who's tom brady?

what's the worst thing you can do in a church?
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2008-10-21, 7:31 PM #85
edit nevermind decided what I said was too much
2008-10-21, 7:49 PM #86
Read Chuck Palahniuk

What's the worst thing Squirrel King would say?
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2008-10-22, 8:01 AM #87
"hey, I wanna try out crack cocaine"

what's the worst thing to say to your mom when she caught you masturbating?
2008-10-22, 8:25 AM #88
could you help me with this?

what's the worst thing you can say to a nintendo fanboy?
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2008-10-22, 8:57 AM #89
I sold my working NES for a pack of cigs and a pound of weed.

What's the worst thing you can say to your landlord?
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2008-10-22, 9:26 AM #90
My toilet needs fixing and I just took a HUGE dump!

Whats the worste thing you can say to Vin.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2008-10-22, 11:30 AM #91
I just got a phone call from God. Gay people go to hell.

What's the worst thing you could say to your college professor?
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2008-10-22, 11:52 AM #92
they still haven't found the last professor to give me a bad grade

what's the worst thing you can say to a girl scout selling cookies?

Originally posted by Squirrel King:
What's the worst you can say in a confession without getting reported to police?


been meaning to comment on this... if i am understanding what you mean by "a confession" a priest can't turn you in but they can and will tell you to turn yourself in if you confess to a crime...
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2008-10-22, 11:55 AM #93
Hi, I'm Carpking.

What's the worst thing you can say to DrkJedi82?
nope.
2008-10-22, 3:03 PM #94
The United States has just banned gun ownership.

What's the worst thing you can say to Mr. Potato Head?
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2008-10-22, 3:24 PM #95
"hey, mr. potatoe head"

what is the worst thing to say to your drug dealer?
2008-10-22, 3:26 PM #96
FREEZE PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD AND DONT MOVE

What's the worst thing you can say to private pyle.
2008-10-22, 3:47 PM #97
"I have a private too, he's got one eye and he seeks out broads, which rhymes with frauds so I figure it's legit?"

What's the worst thing you can say in a worst thing game?

"Dumb baseline joke."

What's the worst, most creative response you can think of?
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ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2008-10-22, 8:24 PM #98
kirby fails at this thread... his post is invalid

Quote:
What's the worst thing you can say to private pyle.


"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS? DIDN'T MOMMY AND DADDY SHOW YOU ENOUGH ATTENTION WHEN YOU WERE CHILD"

what's the worst thing you can do with a pringles can?
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2008-10-22, 8:27 PM #99
Thank you DrkJedi, I was expecting that ( I was watching FMJ as I posted that, of course :) )
Someone else reply to the above post I got nothing
2008-10-22, 8:39 PM #100
Not wardrive with it


Whats the worst thing you can wear to a wedding?
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2008-10-23, 1:20 AM #101
your fursuit

what is the worst thing to say to an anime nerd?
2008-10-23, 2:20 AM #102
The truth.

What's the worst thing you can do at a family reunion that isn't incestuous?
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2008-10-23, 3:51 AM #103
swear that you are going to try really hard to cut back on the incest, for this year's reunion at least

you are a gamestop cashier, what is the worst thing to say to an angry customer complaining to you?
2008-10-23, 5:09 AM #104
You're just a noob. Shoo.

Whats the worst thing to say to a brown coat (firefly)?
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2008-10-23, 5:32 AM #105
Summer is a ugly whore.

What's the worst thing you can say to a jew
2008-10-23, 8:34 AM #106
hi, my name is adolf

what's the worst thing you can say to the french?
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2008-10-25, 4:37 AM #107
Do you know what happend at Waterloo?, you got stuffed by us Brits.

Whats the worst thing to say to a poor man?
2008-10-25, 8:33 AM #108
Originally posted by Eddbanger:
Do you know what happend at Waterloo?, you got stuffed by us Brits.

Whats the worst thing to say to a poor man?


When are you going into retirement?

What's the worst thing you could say to a Japanese tourist?
2008-10-25, 8:49 AM #109
No cameras. :v:

What's the worst thing you could say to a charging elephant?
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-10-25, 9:19 AM #110
your credit card is maxed

what's the worst thing you can hear while donating blood?
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2008-10-25, 9:49 AM #111
Take it all, the count is hungry.

What's the worst thing you can wake up to?
nope.
2008-10-25, 9:52 AM #112
A fattie.

What's the worst you can say to her.
2008-10-26, 12:11 AM #113
What'd you eat the other girl in our threesome?

What's the worst thing you can say to the President of a Country?
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2008-10-26, 12:37 AM #114
bang

what's the worst thing you can do to a hooker without committing murder?
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2008-10-26, 7:33 AM #115
Theft.

What's the worst thing you can say to a Scotsman?
nope.
2008-10-26, 8:21 AM #116
we've run out of alcohol!

whats the worst thing you can do for a LARPer
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2008-10-26, 8:26 AM #117
Convince them that a kick to the nuts will give them +20 carisma

What do you get when you fall in love?
The tips at the end of shoelaces are called "aglets". Their true purpose is sinister.
2008-10-26, 10:12 AM #118
desertpike fails

Quote:
whats the worst thing you can do for a LARPer


give them a real sword with the blade hidden in foam :ninja:

what's the worst thing you can do in a morgue?
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2008-10-26, 10:20 AM #119
DesertPike, it's called the WORST game, not "Bad lines from 80s pop charts."

Quote:
what's the worst thing you can do in a morgue?


Start a shadow-puppet production.

What's the worst thing you can say to your mother-in-law?
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2008-10-26, 10:23 AM #120
Your daughter is such a little whore. Did she get that from you?

What's the worst thing you can say to a paranoid-schizophrenic?
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
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