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Creepy commission.
2008-10-22, 4:07 PM #1
I have been commissioned by a Lady to paint a portrait of her still-born baby. Is this creepy?
2008-10-22, 4:09 PM #2
Holy **** yes.
2008-10-22, 4:12 PM #3
is this creepy? (x) yes ( ) no
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2008-10-22, 4:18 PM #4
I hope they don't plan on hanging it in the living room or something.
2008-10-22, 4:19 PM #5
whoa.
woot!
2008-10-22, 4:34 PM #6
That's ****ed up.
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2008-10-22, 4:36 PM #7
wait, does that mean you accepted?
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2008-10-22, 4:40 PM #8
Is her money green?

She wants me to make the child 'look awake', which is simple enough. Creepy as all hell, but easy to do.
2008-10-22, 4:41 PM #9
She did it for the lulz

2008-10-22, 4:58 PM #10
O________________O
DO NOT WANT.
2008-10-22, 5:04 PM #11
Judging from your portfolio, maybe she thought you did portraits of people from the morgue. :v:
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2008-10-22, 5:35 PM #12
you should probably post the final product in this thread
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2008-10-22, 5:53 PM #13
Originally posted by llibja:
you should probably post the final product in this thread


this
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2008-10-22, 6:22 PM #14
I don't know if I can show you guys the source picture, though.
2008-10-22, 6:23 PM #15
we don't want to see it, ignore those weirdos
2008-10-22, 6:39 PM #16
Originally posted by JM:
Is her money green?

That's really a question of Location.
nope.
2008-10-22, 7:03 PM #17
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Judging from your portfolio, maybe she thought you did portraits of people from the morgue. :v:


Didn't a portion of his portfolio contain still life?
2008-10-22, 7:08 PM #18
Originally posted by JM:
I don't know if I can show you guys the source picture, though.


refuse to paint it from a picture, only the corpse itself
:master::master::master:
2008-10-22, 9:36 PM #19
Originally posted by JM:
I have been commissioned by a Lady to paint a portrait of her still-born baby. Is this creepy?


oh hell yes
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-10-22, 10:12 PM #20
Originally posted by JM:
I have been commissioned by a Lady to paint a portrait of her still-born baby. Is this creepy?


Not remotely. Why would it be?
I'm just a little boy.
2008-10-22, 10:18 PM #21
I think the word I'm looking for is macabre.
2008-10-22, 10:49 PM #22
Originally posted by Martyn:
I think the word I'm looking for is macabre.


french for creepy
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-10-22, 11:05 PM #23
I seem to recall someone I know talking about stillbirth photography. except i don't remember much about what he said because it was ****ing creepy
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2008-10-22, 11:38 PM #24
I saw a show about women who had stillborn babies but kind of lived their lives like they were still alive. You know, 'in spirit' or whatever. They threw birthday parties for them, bought them gifts and clothes, had their room all set up for them and everything.

I don't think it's creepy, but I think it might be better for them if they could let go.
2008-10-23, 12:18 AM #25
Birthday parties for them? Huh, did they pump the bodies with formaldehyde or something?
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2008-10-23, 1:23 AM #26
creep in some goon reference: "Your poison womb ..."
2008-10-23, 3:21 AM #27
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Birthday parties for them? Huh, did they pump the bodies with formaldehyde or something?

Finger puppets.
2008-10-23, 11:52 AM #28
Creepy as ****.
2008-10-23, 2:02 PM #29
I CAME
A dream is beautiful because it remains a dream.
2008-10-23, 7:18 PM #30
Originally posted by SithGhost:
Didn't a portion of his portfolio contain still life?


:awesome:
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?
2008-10-26, 1:18 PM #31
[http://www.omnisu.com/com/fjjskliewjfksqw.jpg]:/
2008-10-26, 1:38 PM #32
fact: creepy!
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-10-26, 1:57 PM #33
hahaha aaaah
2008-10-26, 1:57 PM #34
those eyes look so weird
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2008-10-26, 1:58 PM #35
ITS ALIVE
2008-10-26, 2:03 PM #36
I think it was killed by that black oil from the X-Files.
nope.
2008-10-26, 3:10 PM #37
i see dflt.mat
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2008-10-26, 3:12 PM #38
Originally posted by genk:
i see dflt.mat


Haha.. yup!
2008-10-26, 4:24 PM #39
Originally posted by Baconfish:
I think it was killed by that black oil from the X-Files.


lol
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2008-10-26, 8:59 PM #40
Originally posted by JM:
creepy picture :/

It looks like a cardboard cutout. How do you make money doing this stuff again?
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