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Do impressions of Massassians

2008-11-10, 9:13 AM #1

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

I'll start with Darkjedibob.

Step 1: Make a post that is mildly to not related to the topic at hand.
Step 2: Suffix the post with

Step 3: Press submit

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2008-11-10, 9:15 AM #2

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

I'll do mb

1- Be fat.
2- Post thread.
3- ...
4- PROFIT!
(5)- Ban (optional)

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

2008-11-10, 9:16 AM #3

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Fastgamerr.

Job well done, burgerboys!

<pulsating burger gif>

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2008-11-10, 9:21 AM #4

Petmc.

wi.us

Posts: 2,217

SF_Gold

I'm back everybody!! I wanted to show you all this awesome game I've been working on! It's an mmorp3ps! A massively multiplayer online roleplaying third person shooter!

I've made this awesome looking hallway so far! I'm half way done with the game!

"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009

2008-11-10, 9:24 AM #5

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

Hi im Krokodile XVII, son of krokodile XVI

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2008-11-10, 9:24 AM #6

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

Pugler.

1-

[http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/thumb/1/17/CountryBears.jpg/300px-CountryBears.jpg]

2- (get banned)

3- REPEAT

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

2008-11-10, 9:25 AM #7

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Avenger

1. Say "Happy B-Day, Dude! :D"
2. Complete post with a fireman picture.

nope.

2008-11-10, 9:28 AM #8

Tracer

El Duderino.

Posts: 6,321

Don't forget to visit the ISB!

COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

2008-11-10, 9:34 AM #9

Ted Sandyman

Don't believe his lies

Posts: 215

Brian

- Hi, I'm Brian. I made this website. I'm a pretty cool dude. I like the stuff you guys are saying, it's funny! See you later.

2008-11-10, 9:35 AM #10

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Originally posted by Ted Sandyman:

Brian

- Hi, I'm Brian. I made this website. I'm a pretty cool dude. I like the stuff you guys are saying, it's funny! See you later.

fail

get out

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2008-11-10, 9:36 AM #11

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Post on the ISB everyone! Do it!

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2008-11-10, 9:37 AM #12

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Emon:

Step1: Become cynically positive.
Step2: Look over posts in thread.
Step3a: Spot a target (if no target in sight, skip to Step3b). If person seen is...

-gbk: poke him.
-JM: provoke him.
-Freelancer: pressure him.

Step4a: With target acquired, make post that is in form of rhetorical question or vague assessment.
Step5a: If response from target is inadequate, make a post that relatively justifies a :downs: , :carl:

emoticon. Or just use :carl:

.
Step6a: Go to back to Step1.

Step3b: Before producing post, think of something negatively witty.
Step4b: If negatively-witty comment warrants a :v:

or :awesome:, post it. If not, then beer, Cylons or a image discovered from a session of thoughtless internet browsing must be on the mind.
Step5b: Produce a post involving one of the following: beer, Cylons or image discovered from a session of thoughtless internet browsing.
Step5b: Go back to Step1.

SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2008-11-10, 9:37 AM #13

Gettleburger

Gettleburper

Posts: 725

troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll start drama

my name starts with an R!

A dream is beautiful because it remains a dream.

2008-11-10, 9:38 AM #14

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Originally posted by ECHOMAN:

<3 echoman

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2008-11-10, 9:39 AM #15

Ted Sandyman

Don't believe his lies

Posts: 215

Originally posted by Emon:

fail

get out

**** that man you can't deny the accuracy of my impression

2008-11-10, 9:46 AM #16

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Check out my parkour blog! :colbert:

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2008-11-10, 10:09 AM #17

Wuss

Admits it.

Posts: 2,113

Snide remark.

2008-11-10, 10:24 AM #18

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

Originally posted by Wuss:

Snide remark.

Wow I can't imagine who you're talking about :rolleyes:

...

No really.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2008-11-10, 10:25 AM #19

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

lower case ha ha ha :downs:

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2008-11-10, 10:39 AM #20

Vegiemaster

Rules with Vegiemight in Heaven (R.I.P.)

Posts: 2,931

To emulate TE, I'd have to make a bunch of retarded threads, but I don't want to.

Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:

2008-11-10, 10:46 AM #21

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

You should use KDE. It's the best. KMail, Kopete, Konqueror, it's all excellent.

*insterts screenshot of terribly ugly KDE desktop*

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Ode to Girl's Name

2008-11-10, 10:50 AM #22

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

Free:

guys shut up, my mom is a saint!

:tinfoil:

DO NOT WANT.

2008-11-10, 12:14 PM #23

Grismath

Registered User

Posts: 5,177

jEDIkIRBY circa 2003 or something

The Revolutions is here. jEDIkIRBY is leading this project; you should work on it too. jEDIkIRBY is the creative force behind it and his ideas innovate and impress gamers old and new.

Fastgamerr

Post about Massassian history. Times.

Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.

2008-11-10, 12:19 PM #24

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

FGR:
AMERICA
WHAT

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2008-11-10, 12:32 PM #25

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

<Random guy> Oh gosh, I accidentally bit my tongue!
<blujay> No swearing or yelling. Banned for 6 months.

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2008-11-10, 12:52 PM #26

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

BIOSHOCK

2008-11-10, 12:54 PM #27

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

Kurssi koostuu eri aihepiirien teksteistä, jotka on jaettu lyhyisiin kappaleisiin. Kunkin kappaleen lopussa on ymmärtämistä testaavia monivalintatehtäviä. Kappaleisiin sisältyvät myös sanastot ja kielioppiosuudet.

(p.s. I live in america)

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2008-11-10, 1:30 PM #28

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

ALAN KEYES ALL UP IN THIS MOTHER****ER

[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/65/Alan_Keyes.jpg]

2008-11-10, 2:43 PM #29

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

Posts: 3,339

I'm Jepman.

error; function{getsig} returns 'null'

2008-11-10, 2:51 PM #30

Vegiemaster

Rules with Vegiemight in Heaven (R.I.P.)

Posts: 2,931

*'splodes*

Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:

2008-11-10, 2:59 PM #31

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

lurk lurk lurk lurk lurk

report post report post report post

post to piss and moan about reported posts

2008-11-10, 3:00 PM #32

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

lurk lurk lurk lurk lurk

report post report post report post

post to piss and moan about reported posts

2008-11-10, 3:01 PM #33

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

One size fits all Massassian impression : :downswords:

2008-11-10, 3:29 PM #34

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

fundamental misinterpretation of Asian culture in a retarded attempt to revitalize my boring western life

Utter failure

Indoor lawn

2008-11-10, 3:40 PM #35

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Haha.

nope.

2008-11-10, 3:42 PM #36

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Originally posted by Emon:

fail

get out

If I change this to:

no

get out

It becomes a Jon`C impression. :v:

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2008-11-10, 3:47 PM #37

Connection Problem

He broke your intarwebs.

Posts: 2,137

Guys, I think I have a crush on my teacher.

2008-11-10, 3:47 PM #38

Connection Problem

He broke your intarwebs.

Posts: 2,137

Guys, I think my mom is out to ruin my life.

2008-11-10, 3:58 PM #39

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

Guys, the cops all pick on me

It makes me so mad I smash controllers on the side of my house because I can't beat GTA2 on ridiculously ****ing easy.

2008-11-10, 4:16 PM #40

Steven

Doesn't care what his title is

Christmas Cardmaker Extrordinarie

Posts: 5,180

Obama Obama, Serj Tankian Serj Tankian Serj Tankian. System of a down? Obama. Ugly girls ugly girls! Serj Tankian, pee on cars. Am I popular yet? Obama Tankian.

That movie was :awesome: