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Do impressions of Massassians
2008-11-10, 4:18 PM #41
I hate linux
....
I love linux
...
I hate linux
...
I love linux, wait, no, I hate linux

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Your code sucks. When I was 6 I wrote a version of that algorithm in m68k assembly in 10 lines of code.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2008-11-10, 4:25 PM #42
Hey guys I'm going to totally quit my job and I'm going to make a fortune in the stock market! It's totally easy and I only have to work a few minutes every day!
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2008-11-10, 4:42 PM #43
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Hey guys I'm going to totally quit my job and I'm going to make a fortune in the stock market! It's totally easy and I only have to work a few minutes every day!

You forgot "here's how you bang chicks guys it's ez wuts ur problem"

EDIT: FOUND A BETTER ONE

/_\
D E A T H
2008-11-10, 4:44 PM #44
[internet]
2008-11-10, 4:49 PM #45
Yes, I do know who that is, Steven. Thank you for sharing that. That incriminating post will surely humiliate the target individual.

But do you really think it... would have involved goats and various livestock?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2008-11-10, 4:50 PM #46
I calls 'em likes I sees 'em.
2008-11-10, 4:53 PM #47
I assume anyone who doesn't think exactly how I do is a complete ****ing moron, and nobody can ever be exactly what they claim. Also I think the internet is serious business.
2008-11-10, 4:54 PM #48
You can't do impressions of yourself, jackass.
2008-11-10, 4:55 PM #49
...um, JM, this thread was for impressions of other people.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2008-11-10, 4:57 PM #50
He wasn't trying to impersonate anyone, he's just stating a fact about himself.

Still a wrong thread though.
2008-11-10, 4:57 PM #51
:neckbeard:
2008-11-10, 5:20 PM #52
I'M CODY COKER
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-11-10, 5:40 PM #53
I'm the real Cod*User was kicked by Baconfish*
nope.
2008-11-10, 6:19 PM #54
Quote:
I assume anyone who doesn't think exactly how I do is a complete ****ing moron, and nobody can ever be exactly what they claim. Also I think the internet is serious business.


I think you missed the point... You're supposed to pick an individual Massassian to make fun of, not an entire chunk of the community :P
2008-11-10, 9:43 PM #55
I can't believe Shred wants to make his own separate project from JKR. I hate him.
2008-11-10, 10:28 PM #56
F = mv
一个大西瓜
2008-11-10, 10:53 PM #57
Originally posted by Pommy:
F = mv


Haha, now there's a classic. Nice
Stuff
2008-11-10, 10:56 PM #58
Originally posted by Pommy:
F = mv

Bahaha

Pommy wins the thread.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2008-11-11, 12:29 AM #59
hey guys, so i went to this parkour meet last week and we did some cool exercises. parkour is so much fun, now that i think about it everything i do and post about is related in some way to parkour. that's crazy!
2008-11-11, 7:52 AM #60
OMG get on stickcam everybody! Right now! I'm going to wear a box on my head and smoke, but don't tell my mom!
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2008-11-11, 8:03 AM #61
Post in ISB everyone
2008-11-11, 2:05 PM #62
Hey guys, theres this hot 14 year old on my stickam right now. I'm playing Hannah Montanna for her and PMing her requests for noodz. You wouldn't believe the chicks you get on here when you say you're in the navy!
2008-11-11, 2:07 PM #63
:-O

I can't figure out how to capture ubuu or kak.
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ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2008-11-11, 2:17 PM #64
Hey everyone. I just wanted you to know I'm the poet lariat of massassi, despite my inability to write 4 words in a row with out misspelling one. I'm a poetry slam champion.

I also hold the world record midget bench press, despite being shaped like a marshmallow on wheels.

I also have super bone armor, and regularly regulate on bullies and impart sage wisdom upon them after savage tire tread mark smack downs.

Oh, but remember you make the changes


(Man they should just call this thread the "be an ******* thread")
2008-11-11, 2:18 PM #65
Originally posted by JediKirby:
:-O

I can't figure out how to capture ubuu or kak.


Easy:

Ubuu;

You guys don't know what it's like to be black! The civil rights movement isn't over. Blacks are still oppressed! Welfare is such bull****, you can't be ballin on $250 a month!

kak;

The other night this girl was going to totally do me, but she passed out so I made jelly in her hair and then left.
2008-11-11, 8:36 PM #66
1. Sees interestingly mundane thread.
2. Posts whatever the latest over-used buzz word/series of words/comment/picture is, despite it's blatant disconnection from the topic at hand.
3. ....?
4. PROFIT!!!!11
2008-11-11, 9:47 PM #67
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
2008-11-11, 9:57 PM #68
Originally posted by Dash_rendar:
1. Sees interestingly mundane thread.
2. Posts whatever the latest over-used buzz word/series of words/comment/picture is, despite it's blatant disconnection from the topic at hand.
3. ....?
4. PROFIT!!!!11


I can proudly say I'm one of the few Massassians who doesn't do this.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2008-11-11, 10:10 PM #69
Originally posted by Rob:
Hey everyone. I just wanted you to know I'm the poet lariat of massassi, despite my inability to write 4 words in a row with out misspelling one.


lariat :awesome:
2008-11-12, 2:18 PM #70
I used the wrong homophone..
2008-11-12, 4:21 PM #71
Originally posted by Steven:
Obama Obama, Serj Tankian Serj Tankian Serj Tankian. System of a down? Obama. Ugly girls ugly girls! Serj Tankian, pee on cars. Am I popular yet? Obama Tankian.

That movie was :awesome:


Damn. You stole mine. :(
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2008-11-12, 4:27 PM #72
Also...

Originally posted by Rob:
Hey guys, theres this hot 14 year old on my stickam right now. I'm playing Hannah Montanna for her and PMing her requests for noodz. You wouldn't believe the chicks you get on here when you say you're in the navy!
for the record, she was 15 and I wasn't in the navy yet. :p

>.>
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2008-11-12, 4:30 PM #73
She was 17 you wannabe felon.
nope.
2008-11-12, 4:35 PM #74
Oh and sorry for posting 3 times in a row, but I forgot this one.

"I own every game system ever made by Nintendo. Cause those little Koopas are so cute. We should meet in person, and I'll let you play Mario Tennis with me on my Gamecube, except we can't, cause I can't see you from way up here cause the clouds are in the way, and I don't want to bend over, cause the air's too think down there and I'm not used to it. Also, I'm rediculously good at Tekken 3."

(And I didn't even have to use the obvious thing that's already been used 3 times in this thread.)
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2008-11-12, 4:51 PM #75
Originally posted by Baconfish:
She was 17 you wannabe felon.


Notice how he didn't deny asking for underage noodz?

There is another carpking on the loose.
2008-11-12, 4:57 PM #76
Originally posted by Krokodile:
<Random guy> Oh gosh, I accidentally bit my tongue!
<blujay> No swearing or yelling. Banned for 6 months.


Win.
It is well that war is so terrible - otherwise we would grow too fond of it. - Robert E. Lee
2008-11-14, 5:47 AM #77
1/3 of Massassians:

"I Hate [insert about anything here]"

Sure has changed a lot over the years...
-There are easier things in life than finding a good woman, like nailing Jello to a tree, for instance

Tazz
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