Relationships suck *** , they always have. But then God invented hookers.




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hookers? good god.. Man... no.. See I get sex for free.. waste of money and time.. Hookers? / your nutz! All i gotta say is wrong.. just wrong.. Love.. glad I am hooked on it!

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Right, I generally equate buying hookers with using IE. Either way, you pick up lots of nasty s***.




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I have found that you can transform your character solely by the power of belief: as you believe yourself to be, so you shall become over time.

Wait, why? Are you afraid of the ushers judging you? Is there some secret reason that one can't attend a movie alone that I'm unaware of?

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I live in the weak, and the wounded.

i was good friends w/ my GF before we went out. makes our relationship a lot.... more..... something. it may be the exception i suppose, but not from what i've observed. i am younger than you though so things are different.

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Saberopus: omfq musical genuis j00 >mozart
Thrawn42689: Mozart = n00b

Ok, heres the key to every relationship. stalk her, and follow her around, start writing creepy letters and suproseing her at work. once you have the restraining order your golden.

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~~Because Eric does Rock Your World~~

No, i've just always gone with friends, so the idea of going on my own is weird.

DO you think a 17 year old and 22 year old is weird? i dont seem to mind and neither did she but others might i was thinking. (im 17 shes 22)

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~~Because Eric does Rock Your World~~

Just repeditivly recite the "All your base are belone to us cut scene from" www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com
That will get you lots of women.

I am unsuccessful with females because i'm an obnixious ******* too up himself to see sense in other people.

Yeah, i kick *** because i'm arrogant.

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.

I just think they haven't found you yet.

Haha, believe it or not, I actually tried that, and it didn't work. Her brother thought it was really funny though.

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Four dimensions, four fundamental forces... coincidence?

I actually tried one of the pickup lines from my generator, but she just thought she misheard me. :[

Kieran: The sources you pointed me to were amazing. Before that camp was over, I had the one chick I had been secretly agonizing over beforehand following me around from classes and after lunch. She wanted to be with me as opposed to vice versa. Unfortunately, I never took the plunge for some reason that still eludes me, since if I wanted to I could never see her again, and we were alone a bunch of times. :/

Memorable moment? We were playing capture the flag at night, and I was sneaking around all vietcong style in the bushes, and suddenly I look up and see her sauntering over with a big smile on her face in a little tank top, and when she gets over, I say something to the effect of "So are you here to join me or tag me?" (only a bit slicker). ...needless to say I soon found myself being escorted to the jail. :[

Another success story. Just make sure not to get too full of yourself or get lazy. You still have some work in front of you.

btw, do you still have the e-mail I sent you? Could you send it back? I forgot what I put in it and I want to save it to my hard drive for later use.
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Debating politics on the internet is about as useful and productive as shoving a broomstick up your *** .

[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited August 15, 2004).]

[Nevermind, I'm a jerk]

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"Windows [n.]
A thirty-two bit extension and GUI shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor and sold by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition."

[This message has been edited by BV (edited August 15, 2004).]

hahahaha

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~~Because Eric does Rock Your World~~

Meh. I frequently go to movies alone. Then again, a lot of my friends tend to talk during movies, so maybe that explains it.

I was kind of at a loss to answer the poll question. I've been successful, and I've also been unsuccessful. I went with Other.



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