Michael MacFarlane
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It's occurred to me since my last post that this is probably an equally legitimate way of handling homicide. You could call every homicide a murder and reduce punishment for lower levels of culpability. This has the disadvantage of weakening the signaling function of calling an offense "murder" -- which is probably one reason it's not the way the Model Penal Code, Texas Penal Code, or common law deal with homicide -- but I can't say that no one does it or that it couldn't be done.
(Small exception for the Texas Penal Code: Where you'd normally have voluntary manslaughter, you instead have murder reduced to a second degree felony.)
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