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An Interview With Jesse Angell - Game Developer

2008-12-04, 10:20 PM #1

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

If any of u are looking for insight into the world of game design I secured an interview with an ex massassian who made it big in the games industry, peep this (abridged) exclusive content!

Thread music:
[mp3]http://galactopticon.net/grr/sfgoldg01.mp3[/mp3]

Quote:

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
* Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

TH98 says:
my password is crabzat1

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
why would you tell me that?

TH98 says:
because im invincible

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
ok...

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
so hows america?

TH98 says:
great

TH98 says:
we crashedf our economy

TH98 says:
but thats ok, gas is cheaper now

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
I saw that

TH98 says:
we might ahve to immigrate in your country now

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
I got layed off from my ****ing job

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
and I don't live in America

TH98 says:
probably an american took your job

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
I am an American

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
I worked in a paintball field in the local area... but when the dollar went up by like 30%...

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
and they had to start laying people off

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
man that was best job I ever had

TH98 says:
was it like being a caddy

TH98 says:
did you have to pick up the paintballs

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
umm no nothing like that

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
the dollar was like 9.9 pesos or something

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
now its over 15

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
but it suddenly goes down to 13

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
then back up to 15

TH98 says:
maybe you could change your currency to burritos

TH98 says:
i love burritos

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
hey I sell gorditas in my house

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
they are like a burrito that is cut open with a knife and stuffed with all kinds of stews

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
pork, chicken etc

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
delicious!

TH98 says:
gordo means fat

TH98 says:
in mexican

TH98 says:
i learned that @ school

TH98 says:
gordita means lil fat chick

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
LOL double meaning eh :p

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
well in other parts of mexico they call them other things

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
mexico has a lot of great stuff, but right now the war on the druglords has claimed a lot of lives

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
but its going down

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
hopefully the death penalty will be approved

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
and then

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
we can start chopping down crime

TH98 says:
i hope the police dont catch your gang

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
I got out of that **** long ago

TH98 says:
scared straight huh

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
yeah... I was I got really ****ed up at a party fight

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
6 dudes on me

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
I hardly remember anything

TH98 says:
sounds p. gay

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
anyhoww

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
thats all behind me

2008-12-04, 10:31 PM #2

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

I was sad once I figured it out.

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2008-12-04, 10:56 PM #3

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

sf gold?

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2008-12-04, 10:57 PM #4

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

I had almost forgotten about him.

nope.

2008-12-04, 10:58 PM #5

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

ALL 6 DUDES ARE BEHIND HIM

which is, yeah, p. gay

2008-12-04, 11:02 PM #6

SF_GoldG_01

Comma king

Posts: 4,841

Oh boy... must I comeback?

Nothing to see here, move along.

2008-12-04, 11:10 PM #7

zanardi

Dictator for Life

Posts: 6,408

speak of the devil

"Nulla tenaci invia est via"

2008-12-04, 11:11 PM #8

SF_GoldG_01

Comma king

Posts: 4,841

No.

Nothing to see here, move along.

2008-12-04, 11:21 PM #9

Vegiemaster

Rules with Vegiemight in Heaven (R.I.P.)

Posts: 2,931

Yay!
SF_Gold. You were just given the best comeback intro ever created.

Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:

2008-12-04, 11:54 PM #10

SF_GoldG_01

Comma king

Posts: 4,841

I shall not be satisfied till its front page news.

Nothing to see here, move along.

2008-12-05, 12:12 AM #11

Grismath

Registered User

Posts: 5,177

Aw, I was going to make a response re: SF_GoldG, but now it's only encouraging him.

Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.

2008-12-05, 2:45 AM #12

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

I strongly approve of this thread.

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2008-12-05, 2:58 AM #13

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOUR SOOUUUUULLLLL!!

2008-12-05, 2:59 AM #14

Detty

Britlandish

Posts: 5,649

YOU'VE GOT THE POWER TO KNOW

Detty. Professional Expert.
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2008-12-05, 7:48 AM #15

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

I love it when SF_Gold is around. Massassi becomes a much more sadistic, cruel place. :awesome:

DO NOT WANT.

2008-12-05, 7:51 AM #16

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

hahaha wow he still sucks at life

D E A T H

2008-12-05, 7:55 AM #17

Oxyonagon

"emphasis"

Posts: 2,801

Do they even have games in mexico?

Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

2008-12-05, 4:40 PM #18

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

YOU'RE INDESTRUCTIBLE...

2008-12-05, 4:53 PM #19

Jon`C

Admiral of Awesome

Posts: 18,626

why did you bring this person back

2008-12-05, 4:56 PM #20

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

It's not my fault

2008-12-05, 4:59 PM #21

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Thrawn, you rascal you!

[http://lh6.ggpht.com/_higmBu2pZ1g/STnORgZCSNI/AAAAAAAAAIM/0jpbrbCVRBo/What%20the%20hell1.jpg]

2008-12-05, 5:02 PM #22

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

IT'S NOT

2008-12-05, 5:02 PM #23

SF_GoldG_01

Comma king

Posts: 4,841

Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:

;965091']IT'S NOT

Its all your fault, I told you not to post this...
now you've brought my trolling career out of retirement.

Originally posted by Jon`C:

why did you bring this person back

Maybe he holds a grudge against you.

Nothing to see here, move along.

2008-12-05, 6:00 PM #24

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

whoa i really like that song, that's pretty badical

2008-12-05, 7:02 PM #25

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

i wrote a rap theme song for gold but he is trying to censor it

sf gold g, he's makin a game
bout his time spent in a ****en kung fu gang
dragon kickin foes, ****en breaking their frames
wiggity word to j-hova, condemn souls its ova

the loader, of bsp light maps and height maps
biting tomb raider, like the player model's quite stacked
mmo, two thousand players simultaneous
it's heinous, the server load is gettin to be dangerous

not to worry jesse got it under control
tore asunder the code, and reformat the node
i don't know what that means cause i'm not a programmer
jesse angell is the man, suave, make ya ho stammer

while i rip it with the grammar only click inside of hammer
when i'm mappin out an empire, tony montana
bomb scanners but this aint half life no it's past trife
shooter games, protagonist rock a jack knife

2008-12-05, 7:52 PM #26

SF_GoldG_01

Comma king

Posts: 4,841

I just don't want any religion in it at all. Politics is fine, here is some material for you:

I am Republican
I don't like Obama (jk, he may not be my choice, but he is my president)
I LOVE McCain!

Nothing to see here, move along.

2008-12-05, 8:00 PM #27

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:

I just don't want any religion in it at all. Politics is fine, here is some material for you:

I am Republican
I don't like Obama (jk, he may not be my choice, but he is my president)
I LOVE McCain!

You know this doesn't surprise me

2008-12-05, 8:11 PM #28

zanardi

Dictator for Life

Posts: 6,408

Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:

;965111']while i rip it with the grammar only click inside of hammer
when i'm mappin out an empire, tony montana
bomb scanners but this aint half life no it's past trife
shooter games, protagonist rock a jack knife[/I]

oh god lol.. this had me rolling

"Nulla tenaci invia est via"

2008-12-05, 9:22 PM #29

Oxyonagon

"emphasis"

Posts: 2,801

Originally posted by Latis:

You know this doesn't surprise me

Me neither

Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

2008-12-06, 9:04 AM #30

Vegiemaster

Rules with Vegiemight in Heaven (R.I.P.)

Posts: 2,931

<3 Thrawn[numbarz]

Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:

2008-12-06, 9:55 AM #31

Gettleburger

Gettleburper

Posts: 725

no this is pretty spot on about the game industry

A dream is beautiful because it remains a dream.

2008-12-06, 10:14 AM #32

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

Now in MP3 form, as performed by Kabuto the Python
[mp3]http://galactopticon.net/grr/jesseangel_clean.mp3[/mp3]

2008-12-06, 11:39 AM #33

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

yes!

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2008-12-06, 12:16 PM #34

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:

;965321']Now in MP3 form, as performed by Kabuto the Python
[mp3]http://galactopticon.net/grr/jesseangel_clean.mp3[/mp3]

best thing ever

2008-12-06, 1:32 PM #35

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

"Just as long as kirby doesn't get a say in it, 'cause I don't give a s*** about anything he says..."

:hist101:

that was the best ever anything.

DO NOT WANT.

2008-12-06, 3:01 PM #36

Tracer

El Duderino.

Posts: 6,321

I like you Thrawn.

COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

2008-12-06, 10:33 PM #37

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

Thanks!

UPDATE: Game development consult (pronounced with the stress on con, like in House)

Quote:

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
is this 3D model worth 20 bucks?

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/Israel_Angell/?action=view¤t=wall3.jpg

TH98 says:
no

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
you saw it?

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/Israel_Angell/?action=view¤t=wall2.jpg

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/Israel_Angell/?action=view¤t=wall1.jpg

TH98 says:
yeah, i see it

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
...

Jesse Angell - Game Developer says:
why is it not worth it?

2008-12-06, 10:36 PM #38

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

SQUARES AND RECTANGLES

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2008-12-07, 2:06 PM #39

Koobie

Registered User

Posts: 7,354

Got to admit, the rapping was pretty awesome.

幻術

2008-12-07, 2:15 PM #40

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

did you tell him why thrawn, i wanna know

DO NOT WANT.