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the 14 yr olds... they flock to me.
2008-12-06, 6:45 PM #1
(How's that for a thread title.)

So the other day I got a text message on my phone from a number I didn't recognize. I texted back and met this young lady, Michelle. I spent the next couple hours chatting back and forth with her, and found out that she is in fact 14 years old. >.>

No worries, my intentions are perfectly innocent. I'm not some kind of nasty sexual predator, and will never request to meet her in person, but I found the whole thing ironic, what with my supposed reputation for wooing young girls with Hannah Montana. And I thought the rest of you may find the story amusing.

Thus I ask, what is it about me that seems to attract 14 yr old girls to me? Am I some sort of 14-yr-old-girl-magnet? Did I miss my calling as a pedophile? :|
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2008-12-06, 6:46 PM #2
Ask her out on a date
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2008-12-06, 6:51 PM #3
this is a really cool thing, sarn
2008-12-06, 6:57 PM #4
So you're a Navy personal, engaged with a woman and occasionally connect with 14 year olds.

You seem to be the type to test and experience new territory in life. Truly a admirable quality.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2008-12-06, 6:58 PM #5
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Thus I ask, what is it about me that seems to attract 14 yr old girls to me? Am I some sort of 14-yr-old-girl-magnet? Did I miss my calling as a pedophile? :|


"She" is a 30+ yr old FBI agent. :awesome:

Or she works for your phone company and is trying to get you to rack up SMS charges.

2008-12-06, 6:59 PM #6
dude ask her out
2008-12-06, 6:59 PM #7
Yes. Make sure it's not Cool Matty.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2008-12-06, 7:06 PM #8
Well dude you cant lay what you cant slay so sharpen up some knives and open up some arteries.
2008-12-06, 7:10 PM #9
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Yes. Make sure it's not Cool Matty.


I'm not sure whether to cackle with laughter or to be offended. :XD::gonk:
2008-12-06, 7:12 PM #10
Originally posted by CyborgNinja:
Well dude you cant lay what you cant slay so sharpen up some knives and open up some arteries.


Do I want to know what that means?
2008-12-06, 7:17 PM #11
Originally posted by The Mega-ZZTer:
"She" is a 30+ yr old FBI agent. :awesome:

Or she works for your phone company and is trying to get you to rack up SMS charges.


1) maybe. She won't get anywhere.

2) nope. I already use about 6 to 8 thousand txt msgs a month. I doubt they would go through any further trouble.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2008-12-06, 7:29 PM #12
txt msgs
2008-12-06, 7:36 PM #13
Yes, txt msgs. I guess I could have said SMS. Whatever.

And don't hate cause I abbreviated. I'm using my cellphone to post.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2008-12-06, 7:38 PM #14
Your thumbs must be amazingly muscular
Stuff
2008-12-06, 7:41 PM #15
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Thus I ask, what is it about me that seems to attract 14 yr old girls to me?


Originally posted by kyle90:
Your thumbs must be amazingly muscular


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2008-12-06, 7:51 PM #16
set up a meeting, bring lawyer and cameras, ???, profit
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2008-12-06, 8:13 PM #17
After reading the first couple of sentences I actually expected this to be a "Bel-Air" thread <_<
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2008-12-06, 8:13 PM #18
He'd like to have a word with you.
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2008-12-06, 8:17 PM #19
6-8k a month!?!!?

Holy fraking crap
Thats 10 an hour, every hour, for the whole month.
2008-12-06, 8:17 PM #20
wow i wish girls would txt msg me
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2008-12-06, 9:09 PM #21
Quote:
6 to 8 thousand


You've GOT to be kidding me. I don't think even my 13 year old sister blows through that many a month..
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2008-12-06, 9:17 PM #22
Now that she's pretending to be older and talking to Sarn, she'll be using ~10k per month.
Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say
2008-12-06, 9:18 PM #23
Originally posted by Pommy:
After reading the first couple of sentences I actually expected this to be a "Bel-Air" thread <_<


2008-12-06, 9:27 PM #24
Oh hey, question. Why does she have your number?
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-12-06, 10:26 PM #25
Someone give te pedobear seal of apprval orrrrrrrr somethihn g
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
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2008-12-06, 10:28 PM #26
She got it off the navy roster
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2008-12-06, 10:28 PM #27
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
Oh hey, question. Why does she have your number?


^^^^^^
woot!
2008-12-06, 10:45 PM #28
I've never had a wrong number on my cell except maybe twice in my whole life. A friend however is a magnet to wrong numbers. You know how you can send cell phone credits to other cells? Well twice he's had a stranger send him cell phone credits on accident. LUCKY mofo!
Nothing to see here, move along.
2008-12-06, 10:47 PM #29
wtf are you talking about cell phone credits.


i have a level 78 cell phone. i gain +2xp each SMS
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2008-12-06, 10:49 PM #30
Everyone knows that the real-life fresh prince resides in london, ontario:
2008-12-06, 11:38 PM #31
Originally posted by mb:
wtf are you talking about cell phone credits.


i have a level 78 cell phone. i gain +2xp each SMS


In many countries, like Mexico, it's common for most people to use pay-as-you-go plans for their cell phones. So you have x minutes and when you run out, you can go to the grocery store and get a card with a code that "fills up" your phone/account with more minutes. You can also send credit to other people.
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2008-12-07, 3:46 AM #32
Originally posted by Lord_Grismath:
In many countries, like Mexico, it's common for most people to use pay-as-you-go plans for their cell phones. So you have x minutes and when you run out, you can go to the grocery store and get a card with a code that "fills up" your phone/account with more minutes. You can also send credit to other people.


Also and better known as "Pre-Paid".
2008-12-07, 4:52 AM #33
There was someone who hadn't heard of pre-paid? o_O
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-12-07, 6:15 AM #34
If there's grass on the field, play ball.
? :)
2008-12-07, 6:38 AM #35
By the time you find out if theres grass there you've already reached potential jail time.

But what if she shaves?
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-12-07, 6:39 AM #36
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You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-12-07, 8:11 AM #37
Haha you guys are funny. To answer the question above, she texted my phone # thinking I was someone else. This sort of thing happens all the time for me. Though usually, its a phone call.

And yes. 6 to 8 thousand. I know its a lot. But consider that I have no computer with me here at "A" school. That means I communicate through SMS as an alternative to IMing. (I also spend more time txting people than talking on the phone, cause that way I can have 2 or more conversations at once.)
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2008-12-07, 8:22 AM #38
Oh also, last night Michelle hinted that she's doing drugs and that she wants to quit but she doesn't think she can. I may have an oppurtunity to do some good here. :)

I think I'll tell her, "Drugs are bad, mmmk?"
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2008-12-07, 8:25 AM #39
do it
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2008-12-07, 8:42 AM #40
i got a wrong number text once asking if i was going to a party

i should have asked where the party was and just appeared
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