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Christian Bale or Keanu Reeves?
2004-08-16, 2:25 PM #1
I'm going to make this as simple as possible: who would you say is hotter, Christian Bale or Keanu Reeves?

[http://www.crazy4cinema.com/Actor/imgs/bale.jpg]
Christian Bale

...or...

[http://www.thedreamtime.com/spirit/num_celeb/images/keanu.jpg]
Keanu Reeves

Also, who would be the better Neo (The Matrix), Christian Bale as Neo or Keanu Reeves as he portrayed Neo?

[This message has been edited by Master Tonberry (edited August 16, 2004).]
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2004-08-16, 2:27 PM #2
Well the question is rather...odd to begin with and taking into account that only the pic of Keanu is being shown. I'm going to have to go for the other guy.

[edit] Well, don't I look foolish now [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]
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2004-08-16, 2:29 PM #3
Bruce Willis should've played Neo.

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2004-08-16, 2:30 PM #4
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Simbachu:
Bruce Willis should've played Neo.</font>


Answer the ****ing question being asked...please. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]
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2004-08-16, 2:33 PM #5
me

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2004-08-16, 2:35 PM #6
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
me</font>


What the h-e-double hockey sticks is wrong with you? I'm sorry to say, Flexor, I have seen your pictures and I personally do not find you attractive. So please, please answer my question--the one that I asked.

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[This message has been edited by Master Tonberry (edited August 16, 2004).]
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2004-08-16, 2:36 PM #7
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Master Tonberry:
Answer the ****ing question being asked...please. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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Christian Bale was in Pocahontas... 'nuff said.

GIMME BRUCE WILLIS OR ELSE

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2004-08-16, 2:46 PM #8
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Master Tonberry:
Answer the ****ing question being asked...please. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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But why?

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2004-08-16, 2:51 PM #9
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Master Tonberry:
...who would you say is hotter, Christian Bale or Keanu Reeves?</font>


...or Mili Avital?

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2004-08-16, 3:06 PM #10
not to hijack the thread or anything... but GBK does have a point.

Neo was good at first but then slipped downhill it was alright because they stuck to the same actor... Keanu did a good enough job with what little he had to work with.

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2004-08-16, 3:08 PM #11
I'm going for Alyson Hannigan.

She should be Neo too. That is if she's in hawt leather.

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2004-08-16, 3:10 PM #12
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2004-08-16, 3:16 PM #13
Tornberry is a guy....right?

Well let's see Bale is awesome with guns.
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But Neo is awesome with guns, kung fu, and he can even dodge bullets. I vote for Neo.
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2004-08-16, 3:19 PM #14
Neither are sexy. Give me Brandon Boyde.

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2004-08-16, 3:20 PM #15
Take away the matrix.. All that special moves... In a fight, Bale would take neo out.. But he would die fighting.. So I would sale bale because he is just a bad@##!!

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2004-08-16, 3:20 PM #16
Take away the matrix.. All that special moves... In a fight, Bale would take neo out.. But he would die fighting.. So I would say bale because he is just a bad@##!!

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2004-08-16, 3:25 PM #17
Bale because he has like a 14-pack and he looks like Max Payne.

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2004-08-16, 3:30 PM #18
Bale.

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2004-08-16, 3:38 PM #19
Cloud: what movie are those top two gifs from?

Irrespective of that, I vote Kate Beckinsale, who's already proven she looks dead hot in black leather and long flowing coats.

Or Flexor. Although I am yet to see Flexor in skin tight black leather, I can only imagine it would be awesome.



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2004-08-16, 3:40 PM #20
Christian Bale killed 8 guys in Equilibrium.

For a puppy.

A puppy.

He would so kick Neo's *** .

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2004-08-16, 4:06 PM #21
Bale.

[http://excelsiornews.com/biancodove/hunks/christian-bale-2.jpg]

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2004-08-16, 4:40 PM #22
cringes with these photos... I said bale would kick reeves arse... Who is hot to me? My girlfriend of course...

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2004-08-16, 7:12 PM #23
She reads these forums, right? Otherwise you would have said Flexor.

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2004-08-16, 7:25 PM #24
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Fade:


Or Flexor. Although I am yet to see Flexor in skin tight black leather, I can only imagine it would be awesome.

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*sits shuddering in corner*




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2004-08-16, 7:47 PM #25
I hope they both get run over by steamrollers. Vinny too.

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2004-08-16, 8:36 PM #26
What the hell? Did everyone's 12 year old sister hack into their account and start posting or something??

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2004-08-16, 8:43 PM #27
Ok I have to ask, is everyone here gay or a woman or something, theres nothing wrong with that... I just dont get this [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

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2004-08-16, 9:42 PM #28
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What the hell? Did everyone's 12 year old sister hack into their account and start posting or something??

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OMG LOL ur funny!

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2004-08-17, 12:11 AM #29
I love Keanu Reeves, and here is a shot of my Winamp skin to prove it.

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2004-08-17, 3:12 AM #30
Whatever. Reeves has nothing on Bale.

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2004-08-17, 4:06 AM #31
Please close this thread, someone, anyone.

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2004-08-17, 4:42 AM #32
Heh, you guys are so uncomfortable with your sexuality.

Based on those photos, I'd have to vote Keanu Reeves.


Considering that acting ability has somehow meandered into this thread, I do ask if Christian Bale was the guy in American Psycho? I really didn't like that film, but not nearly as much as I hated the sequel..
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2004-08-17, 5:15 AM #33
Keanu Reeves

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2004-08-17, 5:56 AM #34
if we're talking hot like, sexy hot, then christian bale.
keanu is more like cute hot..coz he always looks so confused and innocent.
bale's got a body of a god tho :P *reign of fire* yum!

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2004-08-17, 6:16 AM #35
Christian Bale.

The man can act, he's been around for a while (You know that kid from Empire of the Sun? That's right), he can do an American accent well (compare with Jude Law, Bale is Welsh), he's a nice person (has 3 cats and dogs, all former strays, probably has something to do with the scene in Equilibrium), and he's got devotion for his roles (talks with an American accent even in the extras of American Psycho, worked out for the role, lost 60 pounds for a role in a recent film).

Compare that with Keanu Reeves who seemingly always just plays a confused monosyllabilic person.

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2004-08-17, 7:35 AM #36
Christian Bale was so hot in Empire of the Sun omg!!!!
2004-08-17, 9:32 AM #37
Christain Bale

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2004-08-17, 9:37 AM #38
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2004-08-17, 2:00 PM #39
I see a couple of dumb looking guys. I suppose thats better than a couple of dumb girls in bikinis in that I don't retch and try to poke my eyes out, but realy I don't see any thing that great about any of them.
2004-08-17, 2:14 PM #40
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Fade:
Cloud: what movie are those top two gifs from?</font>


The first two gifs are from "Equilibrium", I probably should rent that movie just to see the gun katas.
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