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If you woke up in a FPS game..
2009-01-13, 11:32 AM #41
Oh I almost forgot,
as a special attack I can weild a pair of old, rusty lawnmower blades.
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
2009-01-13, 12:05 PM #42
1. Wooden cane
2. blowgun
3. rolls of quarters (fists)
4. fireplace poker
5. machete
6. wd-40 + lighter
7. twin wiffle bats
8. hatchet
9. magic rubik's cube that spawns a hundred giant, intelligent, mobile, carniverous plants to do my bidding
There...are...FOUR...lights!
2009-01-13, 1:08 PM #43
1 - Fists
2 - Silverware (Secondary Fire = Ranged)
3 - Fedora (Ranged)
4 - Mahogany Bokken (Melee)
5 - Floor Lamp (Secondary Fire = Electrocution damage)
6 - Cardboard Box (Stealth)
7 - Guitar (Primary Fire = Smash, Secondary Fire = Sonic Decimation)
8 - Dual Paddle Ball (Melee/Ranged)
9 - Bananas (Primary Fire = Banana "gun mime", Secondary Fire = Peel)
0 - Compact Discs (Ranged, Secondary Fire = Broken CD stab)
2009-01-13, 6:28 PM #44
Originally posted by saberopus:
6 - Cardboard Box (Stealth)


<3
$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
Ye Olde Galactic Empire Mission Editor (X-wing, TIE, XvT/BoP, XWA)
2009-01-13, 6:49 PM #45
How useful is that default control scheme?
Seems to me that the end numbers are a bit of stretch, and theres no fast changing to that mid-fight.
(oh, and not going to bother running inventory, it would be melee stuff all the way, meh)
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2009-01-13, 7:14 PM #46
1 Screwdriver
2 Fists
3 Leatherman
4 Steak knife
5 Half full, half gallon rum bottle
6 Xbox Controller boomaring
7 Snowboard
8
2009-01-13, 7:15 PM #47
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
1 Screwdriver
2 Fists
3 Leatherman
4 Steak knife
5 Half full, half gallon rum bottle
6 Xbox Controller boomaring
7 Snowboard
8


#5 has the side effect of diminishing in quantity whenever equipped.. :P
woot!
2009-01-13, 7:43 PM #48
1 Katana
2 Katana
3 Katana
4 Katana
5 Katana
6 Katana
7 Katana
8 Katana
9 Katana
0 Katana

I really should buy a different kind of sword some time.
2009-01-13, 7:44 PM #49
I have to make that into a mod now.
2009-01-13, 7:51 PM #50
Originally posted by JM:
1 Katana
2 Katana
3 Katana
4 Katana
5 Katana
6 Katana
7 Katana
8 Katana
9 Katana
0 Katana

I really should buy a different kind of sword some time.


I think you'd die fairly quickly anyway considering your alcohol poisoning and liver disease.
nope.
2009-01-13, 7:52 PM #51
I was about to say JM would be pretty easy to defeat in this FPS, but the reason being that his legs are all sliced to ribbons from his numerous "swords". -_-
2009-01-13, 8:09 PM #52
I have the - key bound to 'penis'.
2009-01-13, 8:16 PM #53
penis_penis
2009-01-13, 8:19 PM #54
don't worry JM's swords are probably all decorative and could be broken with an intense stare
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-01-13, 8:20 PM #55
Not all of them.
2009-01-13, 8:33 PM #56
I'd be more concerned about being weighed down by 10 katanas when all you really need is 1.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2009-01-13, 8:37 PM #57
I'm cleaning my room, and have pulled the guns out of the closet..I'll have to update my first post with pics..
woot!
2009-01-13, 9:41 PM #58
1. Jewgun - kills Jesus and hospitals
2. Jewgun finder - locates your Jewgun
3. Jesus - King of the Jews
4. AK-47 - Russia
4 twice. AK-47 w/ scope - MotS
5. Zune - Special frost weapon
6. Construction tool that shoots green lasers out of one of it's four barrels - not from DF
7. AOL CD - shuriken, infinite ammo
8. 18 times the speed of light railgun - because, well, you know
9. :carl: - :psyduck:
2009-01-13, 9:42 PM #59
Quote:
7. AOL CD - shuriken, infinite ammo

:XD:
woot!
2009-01-13, 10:00 PM #60
wait are we fighting zombies?

2009-01-13, 10:05 PM #61
Originally posted by TheNewKid:
wait are we fighting zombies?


Probably.
woot!
2009-01-13, 10:13 PM #62
Typical.
Damn necrophobes.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2009-01-13, 10:19 PM #63
Originally posted by Reid:
7. AOL CD - shuriken, infinite ammo
:


Did anyone else have an obsession with taking all of the cds from display racks whenever you saw them?
My friends and I would do this. We had over 500 at one point, at which point we went to the Mall and acted like idiots giving them out to people saying stupid things. We got tired of this quickly, and decided to leave. I tuck 10 or so under peoples wipers, and then we drove around taking them out of the wrappers and chucking them out the window trying to hit road signs.
Luckily I got dropped off at my house, and about 5 minutes later a police officer caught them and made them go pick them all up. Luckily, he only saw them throw like 5 cds so that's all he made them pick up.

We would do stuff like this every so often.

We sent another smaller batch of like 50 into that website that was trying to get a million of them.

And JLee, Guybrush had way more pants storage.
2009-01-14, 12:26 AM #64
Pics are up.
woot!
2009-01-14, 5:37 AM #65
Taking apart the 30-30 sucks. My buddy Dave touched the trigger assembly after I removed it and parts went flying, he had to take it to a gunsmith to get it back together. :P
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try: command not found
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2009-01-14, 9:04 AM #66
Originally posted by JLee:
1: M16 bayonet


that's actually the M5 bayonet for the M1 Garand
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-01-14, 11:47 AM #67
I had a CD frisby fight with my brother when I was a kid. He nailed me in the forehead, I nailed him in the side of the eye.

We also broke half of the CDs, and swore never to do it again. lol
2009-01-14, 12:01 PM #68
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
that's actually the M5 bayonet for the M1 Garand


Is it seriously? I was told it was an M16 one when I got it as a gift..I should send it to my dad because he's been looking for one.
woot!
2009-01-14, 12:56 PM #69
Google images would say Jim's correct.
nope.
2009-01-14, 1:00 PM #70
That's pretty slick. Now I've got to buy a Garand. :ninja:
woot!
2009-01-14, 1:53 PM #71
Civilian Marksmanship Program
2009-01-14, 1:58 PM #72
1 - Crowbar
2 - empty
3 - empty
4 - empty
6 - empty
7 - empty
8 - empty
9 - empty
0 - empty

:colbert:
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2009-01-14, 2:18 PM #73
Originally posted by Hombre:
Civilian Marksmanship Program


Yep. They're much more expensive than they used to be, though. .(
woot!
2009-01-14, 2:24 PM #74
Originally posted by Admiral Zarn:
1 - Crowbar
2 - empty
3 - empty
4 - empty
6 - empty
7 - empty
8 - empty
9 - empty
0 - empty

:colbert:


Slot 2 - orange power suit
Slot 3 - horn-framed spectacles
Slot 4 - goatee of power

amirite? :awesome:
DO NOT WANT.
2009-01-14, 2:52 PM #75
Um, I have a fairly sharp bread knife...

That's pretty much the extent of what could be considered a weapon in my flat.
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2009-01-14, 3:00 PM #76
I could have totally used that bread knife today. I tried cutting some garlic bread with a steak knife, retardified the bread, (It still tastes good in a balled up hunk) and made a horrible mess.

We have like 50 knives, none of them a breadknife.
2009-01-14, 3:04 PM #77
Originally posted by Detty:
Um, I have a fairly sharp bread knife...

That's pretty much the extent of what could be considered a weapon in my flat.


I don't think you've considered this fully enough, then.
2009-01-14, 4:08 PM #78
Originally posted by TheNewKid:
wait are we fighting zombies?


I hope so. I love killing zombies.
2009-01-14, 4:20 PM #79
1-1997 Power of the Force Light-up and-Sound Edition Green ROTJ Lightsaber
2-Paintball gun
3-Trumpet
4-Nail Gun
5-Fire Hydrant
6-My Scimitar
7-Camera (Research points like Bioshock)
8-Weed Whacker
9-Clothing Iron
0-Throwable Shoes
2009-01-14, 5:45 PM #80
Originally posted by Detty:
Um, I have a fairly sharp bread knife...

That's pretty much the extent of what could be considered a weapon in my flat.



Please see my entry on improvised weapons.*
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