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I think I'm in love....
2004-08-18, 12:04 PM #1
I met this girl the other day, and I think I might be in love with her. Why? Because I told her a joke about calculus. Not only did she get it, SHE ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY.

Now I can't stop thinking about her. I am looking up math jokes by day and memorizing digits of pi by night, just to impress her. I would do anything to make her love me back.

BTW, I'm up to 110 digits of pi already. When I get to 200 I'll start on e.

Also BTW, for anyone who can't tell, this thread is not serious. The part about the girl laughing at the calculus joke was true though.

On an unrelated note, I finally saw Collateral the other night. Damned good movie.

And I promise this will be the last time I use the forums as my personal blog.

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Four dimensions, four fundamental forces... coincidence?
Stuff
2004-08-18, 12:25 PM #2
You aren't in love with her. You like her, obviously. But you don't love her.
2004-08-18, 12:30 PM #3
I once loved... she was beautiful... and spicy... and breaded... with lettuce, and mayo.... and, oh here she is! *takes a bite of sandwich*

+1

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2004-08-18, 12:31 PM #4
please share the joke

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2004-08-18, 12:32 PM #5
Do you have any other connection to her besides math?

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2004-08-18, 12:38 PM #6
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
I once loved... she was beautiful... and spicy... and breaded... with lettuce, and mayo.... and, oh here she is! *takes a bite of sandwich*

+1

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Oh my god! My sandwich is cheating on me! Slut!

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2004-08-18, 12:41 PM #7
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by mavispoo:
please share the joke

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Okay, so e^x and a constant function are walking down the street when they see a differential operator coming. The constant function starts running away, so e^x says, "whoa, whoa, what's wrong?". "Well, that differential operator is coming and he'll reduce me down to nothing!". "Ha! I'm not scared; I'm e^x, he can't do anything to me. So anyways, e^x walks up to the differential operator and says "Hi, I'm e^x." The differential operator looks at him, smiles, and says "Hi, I'm d/dy."


Mwuahaha, that's such a great joke.

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Four dimensions, four fundamental forces... coincidence?
Stuff
2004-08-18, 12:52 PM #8
YOU ARE NOT IN LOVE.

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2004-08-18, 12:58 PM #9
Here, I'll quote myself for clarity:

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by kyle90:
Also BTW, for anyone who can't tell, this thread is not serious.
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Carry on.

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Four dimensions, four fundamental forces... coincidence?
Stuff
2004-08-18, 12:59 PM #10
please explain what aspects are serious and what isn't.... with comments like that, your post becomes very vague.

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2004-08-18, 12:59 PM #11
[EDIT] FFS I actually wrote something vaguely meaningful and now you tell me it was all just a joke... man... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/mad.gif][/EDIT]

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2004-08-18, 1:06 PM #12
So, what's her name?
;P

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2004-08-18, 1:08 PM #13
Go talk to her again.

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2004-08-18, 1:51 PM #14
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Septic Yogurt:
please explain what aspects are serious and what isn't.... with comments like that, your post becomes very vague.

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Okay, can do.

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">I met this girl the other day, and I think I might be in love with her.</font>


not serious


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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">I told her a joke about calculus. Not only did she get it, SHE ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY.</font>


this part is true


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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Now I can't stop thinking about her.</font>


again, this is not serious


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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">I am looking up math jokes by day and memorizing digits of pi by night...</font>


This is serious, but I do this anyways (yah, I'm weird. I know)


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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">...just to impress her. I would do anything to make her love me back.</font>


Nope. Not serious.


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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">BTW, I'm up to 110 digits of pi already. When I get to 200 I'll start on e.</font>


Sadly enough, I am telling the truth on this one.


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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Also BTW, for anyone who can't tell, this thread is not serious. The part about the girl laughing at the calculus joke was true though.</font>


This part is serious.

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">On an unrelated note, I finally saw Collateral the other night. Damned good movie.</font>


Again, serious.


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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">And I promise this will be the last time I use the forums as my personal blog.</font>


Well, maybe. It depends on if I feel like it.

There you have it. The breakdown of the serious and non-serious elements of my post.

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Delphian:
So, what's her name?
;P
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Kate

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
Go talk to her again.
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Maybe, maybe not.

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Four dimensions, four fundamental forces... coincidence?
Stuff
2004-08-18, 2:09 PM #15
I don't get the joke.
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2004-08-18, 2:36 PM #16
Have you been in Calculus?

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2004-08-18, 2:36 PM #17
I'm in it this year. Oh yea, about the girl. I think you just have the hots for her...I mean...
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2004-08-18, 2:43 PM #18
.....?

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2004-08-18, 2:59 PM #19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by kyle90:


Also BTW, for anyone who can't tell, this thread is not serious.

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Then what's the point of it?


As for the calculus joke, i doubt that I would get it. I hate math more than anything else.

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2004-08-18, 3:09 PM #20
the joke is amusing.
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2004-08-18, 3:49 PM #21
I'm still loved [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-08-18, 4:46 PM #22
Math was made by the devil.

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Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-08-18, 4:55 PM #23
doubtful.

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2004-08-18, 4:56 PM #24
Kieran Horn is wrong!

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2004-08-18, 4:59 PM #25
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by LonelyDagger:
I don't get the joke.</font>

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2004-08-18, 5:04 PM #26
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by BobTheMasher:
Have you been in Calculus?

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2004-08-18, 5:09 PM #27
I'd explain it to you, but then I'd have to kill you... Or something.
2004-08-18, 6:14 PM #28
Suuuuuure you're not serious about liking her [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-08-18, 6:20 PM #29
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2004-08-18, 6:24 PM #30
Which makes chemistry the ******* child?

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2004-08-18, 7:16 PM #31
No, chemistry is its *****!

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2004-08-18, 8:44 PM #32
Great, now you need to find a girl who likes dead baby jokes and you'll be set.

Note, I'll need to hire a second gunman to take care of her, too. Damn sniper-rifles don't come cheap.

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2004-08-18, 11:21 PM #33
HEY EVERYONE!! LETS TELL HIM HE IS NOT IN LOVE!! Ooops, toooooo laaaaaaate. you already did [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]
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2004-08-19, 11:00 AM #34
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by kyle90:
I met this girl the other day, and I think I might be in love with her. Why? Because I told her a joke about calculus. Not only did she get it, SHE ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY.

Now I can't stop thinking about her. I am looking up math jokes by day and memorizing digits of pi by night, just to impress her. I would do anything to make her love me back.

BTW, I'm up to 110 digits of pi already. When I get to 200 I'll start on e.

Also BTW, for anyone who can't tell, this thread is not serious. The part about the girl laughing at the calculus joke was true though.

On an unrelated note, I finally saw Collateral the other night. Damned good movie.

And I promise this will be the last time I use the forums as my personal blog.

</font>


hmm very good plus when a woman laughs at your jokes.

even if she didn't get it (which i'm sure she did) take it from another girl when I say it's a very good sign that she's interested in you if she was laughing @ the joke.

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2004-08-19, 11:06 AM #35
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY:
Great, now you need to find a girl who likes dead baby jokes and you'll be set.

Note, I'll need to hire a second gunman to take care of her, too. Damn sniper-rifles don't come cheap.

JediKirby

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what is it with guys and dead baby jokes?



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Excuse me sonny, do you know where I can find some booty?
"Too bad stupidity doesn't actually kill"

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2004-08-19, 11:11 AM #36
Nothing turns on guys more than dead babies.

Ooooh. Just the thought...

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2004-08-19, 11:12 AM #37
Hm... Why not, take some Mathamatical history or equations, and solve them in a song? Like Tom Lehrer! (Confuse her with this one...)

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2004-08-19, 11:13 AM #38
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolfy:
Nothing turns on guys more than dead babies.

Ooooh. Just the thought...

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haha! that's just wrong... :P



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Excuse me sonny, do you know where I can find some booty?
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2004-08-19, 11:36 AM #39
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY:
Great, now you need to find a girl who likes dead baby jokes and you'll be set.

</font>


Actually, I know several girls who enjoy dead baby jokes.

Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolfy:
Nothing turns on guys more than dead babies.</font>


What do you get when you stab a dead baby with a pair of scissors?...

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Stuff
2004-08-19, 11:37 AM #40
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by kyle90:
What do you get when you stab a dead baby with a pair of scissors?...

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what do you get?


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