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I think I'm in love....
2004-08-19, 11:51 AM #41
a dead baby with a pair of scissors stuck in?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2004-08-19, 12:11 PM #42
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mort-Hog:
a dead baby with a pair of scissors stuck in?</font>


guess we will never know?

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Excuse me sonny, do you know where I can find some booty?
"Too bad stupidity doesn't actually kill"

"No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide."^"I say never be complete...I say let's evolve." ** Fight Club**
2004-08-19, 12:41 PM #43
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by kyle90:
What do you get when you stab a dead baby with a pair of scissors?...

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Scarily enough I know the answer to that. I don't think it would be very PC for an admin to post the answer though...

Also scarily enough that is the LEAST offensive joke in that series. <3 clownsuit.

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2004-08-19, 1:14 PM #44
Wow, I guess I'd better post the punchline.


What do you get when you stab a dead baby with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

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Four dimensions, four fundamental forces... coincidence?
Stuff
2004-08-19, 1:17 PM #45
...

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"I'd rather be hated for who I am rather than loved for who I pretend to be." -Janis Joplin
2004-08-19, 1:17 PM #46
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by kyle90:
Wow, I guess I'd better post the punchline.


What do you get when you stab a dead baby with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

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haha oo that's just [censored] up

*gives sideways glance*

lol thanks for finally posting the punchline, I was figuring I was just never going to know how the joke ended

[Remember, kids, removing one letter from a forbidden word is NOT enough. Why don't you just pick a more creative word instead of a horribly over-used bit of slang? -Vinny]

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Excuse me sonny, do you know where I can find some booty?

[This message has been edited by Vincent Valentine (edited August 19, 2004).]
"Too bad stupidity doesn't actually kill"

"No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide."^"I say never be complete...I say let's evolve." ** Fight Club**
2004-08-19, 2:00 PM #47
I don't find that funny...

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