So .. I was craving a Calzone today. I ordered a Chicken something something calzone - about a 10 minute wait.
Do I stand around in the store like an idiot? No I decide to make the most of my time..let's clean the car!!!

So .. First item on the list (Which took about 2 minutes to use)
canister of Armour all wipes
Couple bucks in change
2 $1 bills
~$1 in cans/bottles
~$40 of groceries from 3 months ago when my car broke down and I forgot about
My scuba gear
couple changes of cloths
a pair of shoes
a pair of boots
a plastic container for something
nail clippers
some business cards for people I don't remember
20+ receipts from places from Dunkin Donuts to Hannaford.
A construction cone I command dominance over awesome parking spots.
Some rope I once used as a belt
GPS unit
A couple of cell phone chargers from phones past
a Woot! monkey
a can of Arizona iced tea that I keep on forgeting to drink

I can only imagine that if I had a car, it would be filled with even more useless crap than I carry around already. Multitools and lasers and cell phones and GPS units and digital cameras and laptops and PDAs and lighters and spare cans of Red Bull and several dollars worth of change and receipts for everything from the past year and a soldering iron and spools of wire and portable hard drives and notebooks and textbooks and paperback books and old CRTs and miscellaneous transistors and resistors and capacitors and inductors and hammers and screwdrivers and drills and solar panels and...

well you get the idea. Less a car and more a mobile command center and repair shop.

My car's brand new so I keep it clean (although I always kept my old car clean too).

Right now it contains

A GPS, USB cable to hook the iPhone up to the radio, a flashlight, an umbrella, some change, manuals and stuff in the glovebox, and jumper cables in the trunk. That's it. I don't load my car up with stuff, I leave only the essentials in it and I never leave trash in it.

Pushup Bars
Car-retailed Documents
Audio Cable
Umbrella
Sigur Ros CD
We Are Scientists CD
Colin Meloy CD
Explosions in the Sky CD
Simon and Garfunkel CD
Modest Mouse CD

CDs
Matches
Cheap cigars
Trash
Bass
Bass Amp
Bass 15" Cabinet
Pipe
Tobacco
Hacky sac
Camera
Gorillapod
Zippo
GPS
Cigar cutter
Oil
Antifreeze
Spool of wire

That's all I can remember.

My Feet.

I don't have a car so I posted the contents of my shoes.

That's deep, man.

thats what she said

i dont have a car, but if i did i'd want a vinyl player in it somehow

Gum wrappers and leaves

it's raining so i'm not going outside to dig through my truck so i'm going from memory

in the glove box
manual
disposable hand warmers (which are ancient and probably don't work anymore)
registration
comment cards from the shooting range i go to (just in case there are none there when i go)
maps
cheapo FM transmitter that i never use
generic USB car charger

in the arm rest/storage compartment for random crap
a small amount of change
more maps
coupons for various fast food places

under the driver's seat
hatchet
rags
motor oil

under the passenger seat
dashboard compass that i never bothered to mount or even remove from it's package
probably some empty soda bottles

in back seat
phone book
some random trash

on floor in front of back seat i have some tie-down straps and jumper cables

under back seat
handle for jack
jack (in special compartment underneath seat)
tire iron

and there's some random receipts and such randomly scattered throughout

and in the bed of the truck... a soda bottle, jumper cables, and i think there's some rope in there too

I'll have to get back to you on a full inventory, but suffice to say: I have a lot of stuff. From 100' of rope to a fire extinguisher, a hardhat, radios, batteries, heaters, shelters, blankets, first aid kits, maps, gps, rain gear, snow gear, a tarp, bungees...the list is very long. It fills half the back of my jeep (with no backseat in it)

a bunch of crap.

Y'all are car slobs!

Some trash in driver's door compartment that's going to be rectified tomorrow morning. Obviously that bottle. Nothing's in the back seat. Garage door opener. Change obviously seen. My bluetooth head piece

Trunk: Backpack, coffee mug, chargers hat, and rear suspension cap (don't ask).

Your mom

Hmm. 2x gear bags with assorted work stuff, GPS, Sirius receiver, folding shovel, some paperwork, Wendy's bag with trash inside and a fountain drink cup...oh, and a few magazines (a couple "Rider" and a "Motor Trend", I think).

Do you have any idea how much that would skip?

Sheets of aluminum on the passenger side hiding the hole in my floor boards.

Starting fluid, oil, carb cleaner, American Flag, ice scraper, molding or the doors I can't use on my driver's side because the door is too bent. Uhhh, theres a part for a power steering setup I'm too lazy to hunt out the rest of the parts for or put together.

Some extra jackets.

Thats about it.

a mechanic!

Right now mine's full of used tissues... ugh. Damn sickness.

^^^^^

TOO.

MANY.

JOKES...!!!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

*feints*

more like post whats in your motorcycle

As for me, three checks, CDs, pens, and some coins. I keep my car pretty clean thank you very much.

That's one large knob your car has there...

this is how i read this at first...




right now i just have my drums and several pairs of boots and a ton of pennies.

my old car had all sorts of amazing stuff in it though... from a plastic Frankenstein head to a spear head from africa.

Gay.

Music

• Hedley
• Avenged Sevenfold
• Dropkick Murphy
• Rage Against the Machine
• Evil Empire
• Queen Greatest Hits
• Santana Greatest Hits
• Bob Marley Greatest Hits
• Godsmack
• Blink 182
• Slipknot

Trunk

• Blanket
• Gloves
• Warm shirt
• Boots

Misc

• Pack of Gum
• Sunglasses

Hehe, me too.

My shift knob = win, *****es

but the real question is... does anyone actually keep gloves in their glove box???

It's just a gearstick.

I'm going to go put some gloves in my glove box.

Oh Baconfish. Not just a gearstick. It's MY gearstick. I had it shortened from the stock for quicker shift throws. Also, that knob. Which I find quite comfortable.

It looks EXACTLY like the gearstick in the car I learned to drive in.

and how badly it would scratch the records

Pity thats not a real car.

And it's using 7" singles.

I need to vacuum the floorboards.

And get a manual.

A) Only the gimped 4-cylinder version of my car comes with a manual, otherwise it's a 6-speed auto with the V6 like mine.

B) I'm not one of those OMG your car sux0rz cause it's not a manual people. My car's not a sports car, it's a sedan that drives around the city 99% of the time.

wtf??