First of all, I think all science articles should start with Springsteen puns. And also this article
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16680-porn-in-the-usa-conservatives-are-biggest-consumers.html
and the original paper
http://people.hbs.edu/bedelman/papers/redlightstates.pdf
are quite interesting. The paper itself is called "Red Light States", which made me giggle but isn't as good as 'Porn in the USA'.
It shows that the more conservative states are also the highest consumers of online porn. My favourite part is:
So, we can safely conclude that Obi and Wookie fap the most at Massassi. But not on Sundays.
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16680-porn-in-the-usa-conservatives-are-biggest-consumers.html
and the original paper
http://people.hbs.edu/bedelman/papers/redlightstates.pdf
are quite interesting. The paper itself is called "Red Light States", which made me giggle but isn't as good as 'Porn in the USA'.
It shows that the more conservative states are also the highest consumers of online porn. My favourite part is:
Quote:
Church-goers bought less online porn on Sundays – a 1% increase in a postal code's religious attendance was associated with a 0.1% drop in subscriptions that day. However, expenditures on other days of the week brought them in line with the rest of the country, Edelman finds.
So, we can safely conclude that Obi and Wookie fap the most at Massassi. But not on Sundays.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935