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Beer turns men into women
2009-03-03, 9:30 PM #1
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2009-03-03, 9:38 PM #2
lulz
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2009-03-03, 9:39 PM #3
it's not true because two drunk guys making out isn't hot
2009-03-03, 9:44 PM #4
I think beer threads have become a new Massassi subgroup of threads.

Well, better than pizza jokes. I guess.
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2009-03-03, 9:48 PM #5
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
I think beer threads have become a new Massassi subgroup of threads.

Well, better than pizza jokes. I guess.


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2009-03-03, 10:42 PM #6
Silly articles aside, I guess we can all agree on that American beer wouldn't have that effect.

Since American beer is like having sex in a canoe.

... f***ing close to water! AhihihhahalolololOLoHIHIHIHAahahaa :XD:
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2009-03-03, 10:44 PM #7
lol. and that guy is drinking Spaten. Greatest beer ever
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2009-03-03, 11:29 PM #8
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Silly articles aside, I guess we can all agree on that American beer wouldn't have that effect.

Since American beer is like having sex in a canoe.

... f***ing close to water! AhihihhahalolololOLoHIHIHIHAahahaa :XD:

I haven't touched anything but a microbrewery in forever. Microbrewery american beer is awesome.
2009-03-04, 12:08 AM #9
I'll take one of these any day:

[http://media.elsiglodetorreon.com.mx/files/foro/2009/01/4962e12f6e01c_o.jpg]

My favorite Mexican beer.

EDIT: Got the pic from google, too lazy to take a picture of one myself.
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2009-03-04, 12:16 AM #10
mexican beer is piss in a bottle...
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2009-03-04, 12:17 AM #11
Quote:
Silly articles aside, I guess we can all agree on that American beer wouldn't have that effect.

Since American beer is like having sex in a canoe.

... f***ing close to water! AhihihhahalolololOLoHIHIHIHAahahaa


Sam Adams or GTFO.


Also to SF's picture - I see multiple search bars and Internet Exploder. Tsk tsk.
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2009-03-04, 12:32 AM #12
I'll drink like 50 bud lights and still be able to do all that stuff
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2009-03-04, 1:04 AM #13
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
mexican beer is piss in a bottle...


Is this supposed to offend me?

I just ask because I've noticed that I've tooken a lot of things wrongly as offensive in the past and as well I've tooken things wrongly as not offensive.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-03-04, 5:10 AM #14
Work it out yourself, fool of a Took.
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2009-03-04, 5:56 AM #15
Originally posted by Mort-Hog:
Work it out yourself, fool of a Took.


:XD:
woot!
2009-03-04, 5:57 AM #16
Originally posted by Vornskr:
it's not true because two drunk guys making out isn't hot


QED :colbert:

Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Is this supposed to offend me?

I just ask because I've noticed that I've tooken a lot of things wrongly as offensive in the past and as well I've tooken things wrongly as not offensive.


No, it's just the truth. I can't think of any other country that makes so many different beers without producing a single excellent one.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-03-04, 10:18 AM #17
Originally posted by Onimusha.:
Sam Adams or GTFO.

hahahahahahahaha
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2009-03-04, 10:30 AM #18
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
No, it's just the truth. I can't think of any other country that makes so many different beers without producing a single excellent one.


While their pale lagers are like even weaker American macrolagers, some of the Vienna lagers aren't too bad.
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2009-03-04, 1:43 PM #19
It'll do the trick, and it damn cheap, atleast from an American stand point.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-03-04, 2:20 PM #20
Phew, good job I don't drink beer often.
nope.
2009-03-04, 4:09 PM #21
Real men drink scotch.
2009-03-04, 4:11 PM #22
Originally posted by stat:
While their pale lagers are like even weaker American macrolagers, some of the Vienna lagers aren't too bad.


I've heard Bohemia is pretty solid. The best Mexican beer I've personally had is Negra Modelo, and even that one didn't impress me much. It's not that Mexican beers are uniformly terrible, but on average they're just so far behind the U.S., Canada and Europe. Not that I blame them. It's a bad climate for growing hops and the water can't be ideal either.

The Ten FIDYs in my fridge want me to drink them right now, but I have to finish my memo, a task that might very well take me all night even if I'm dead sober. :(
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-03-04, 4:16 PM #23
Every beer has its own unique taste and serves its purpose. It would be a sad day if only one beer existed. UNIQUENESS FTW!

As for me must stick to my German roots and drink Grolsch, and Spaten.

But the poor college student in me drinks Steel Reserve (the 40 size) :XD:
"The world will look up and shout 'Save us!'... And I'll whisper 'No.' "
2009-03-04, 4:22 PM #24
Dude that stuff is the bomb. $4.22 for a 12 pack, and it's strong!
I had a year of raging alcoholism were that was all I drank.
2009-03-04, 4:34 PM #25
Haha, Steel Reserve. The 40 contains more alcohol than an entire six-pack of your typical beer, at... what, $2 a bottle? $3, maybe? As a means to an end, I can respect that. :)
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-03-04, 4:36 PM #26
So that explains how I cut my face open on a rock band mic stand the night I had two of them then:D
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2009-03-04, 4:43 PM #27
So that explains how I ended up in jail the night I had two of them (12 packs)
:ninja:

(lol kidding)
2009-03-04, 5:13 PM #28
I am not familiar with this beverage.
2009-03-04, 5:40 PM #29
Originally posted by JM:
Real men drink scotch.

Real men call it Whisky.

Originally posted by Archerzz:
As for me must stick to my German roots and drink Grolsch

Err, Grolsch is dutch. :P
nope.
2009-03-04, 6:04 PM #30
Is it bad that I actually like Steel Reserve?
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2009-03-04, 6:06 PM #31
Originally posted by Gebohq:
Is it bad that I actually like Steel Reserve?


yes

If there was a demographic study of steel reserve drinkers, it would consist of people with felons, drug addicts, an so on.
2009-03-04, 6:23 PM #32
or poor hillbillies
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2009-03-04, 6:29 PM #33
Alcohol... maybe that's something to get into.
2009-03-04, 6:34 PM #34
Well, I continually commit the felony of being far too delicious...:cool:
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2009-03-04, 9:13 PM #35
Busch Light and Magic Hat forever baby. Jagermeister also.
2009-03-04, 9:33 PM #36
You guys judge Mexican and American beer far too harshly. While Sam Adams is definitely no London Pride, it's not exactly water either.


And while I am not a beer expert, I have a soft spot for Corona and lime.
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2009-03-04, 10:50 PM #37
Originally posted by UltimatePotato:
You guys judge Mexican and American beer far too harshly. While Sam Adams is definitely no London Pride, it's not exactly water either.


And while I am not a beer expert, I have a soft spot for Corona and lime.


Corona isn't the best beer of Mexico, assuming that all the beer in Mexico is like Corona is very ignorant. In fact I hardly EVER drink corona. The good beers of Mexico, in my own unprofessional opinion, are:

Victoria
Tecate
Modelo

Corona IS piss in a bottle. It tastes like crap, and I've never been able to get drunk on it.

On the other hand Modelo and Victoria... now thats beer! :cool:
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-03-05, 6:36 AM #38
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
yes

If there was a demographic study of steel reserve drinkers, it would consist of people with felons, drug addicts, an so on.


Dont forget poor college kids. Cant forget them =P
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2009-03-05, 6:38 AM #39
Also Corona is very good with a lime. Sam Adams is amazing and I just got back from a trip to Costa Rica and they have a beer called Imperial la cervaza de costa rica.

it was like 50 cents for a 6 pack down there. And the stuff was fantastic :awesome:
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2009-03-05, 7:20 AM #40
I myself have become a fan of boilermakers: a pint of beer and a shot of Jameson as a chaser. The Wire FTW.
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