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Road trip?
2009-03-11, 6:15 AM #41
Don't come to Rochester. There's nothing here. Seriously. I've heard it's nice-ish in the summer... but A) I won't be here, and B) There really isn't anything to do here.

If you want to follow the coast south, come to DC for a day or two. I can hook you up with some free Parkour classes at Primal Fitness, the big Parkour gym in DC, or we can go out to one of the many jams and training sessions that will be going on and I can give you an intro there.

Cops + Parkour = awesomesauce.

Alternatively, if you go to NYC again I MIGHT be able to meet you there if it's on a weekend. But the DC area would definitely be better.

I'M LURING YOU SOUTH WITH PROMISES OF FREE PARKOUR TRAINING! I SWEAR IT'LL BE AWESOME!
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2009-03-11, 6:16 AM #42
Originally posted by happydud:
Don't come to Rochester. There's nothing here. Seriously. I've heard it's nice-ish in the summer... but A) I won't be here, and B) There really isn't anything to do here.

If you want to follow the coast south, come to DC for a day or two. I can hook you up with some free Parkour classes at Primal Fitness, the big Parkour gym in DC, or we can go out to one of the many jams and training sessions that will be going on and I can give you an intro there.

Cops + Parkour = awesomesauce.

Alternatively, if you go to NYC again I MIGHT be able to meet you there if it's on a weekend. But the DC area would definitely be better.

I'M LURING YOU SOUTH WITH PROMISES OF FREE PARKOUR TRAINING! I SWEAR IT'LL BE AWESOME!


Parkour? I think I'd kill myself. :ninja:

Though that would make for some :awesome: foot pursuits..
:awesome::awesome::awesome:
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2009-03-11, 6:25 AM #43
We've taught Parkour to SWAT, Metro police, DC police, Navy SEAL, etc etc etc.

There are some basics that are super-easy to learn (safety vault, basic landing technique, quadrupedal movement) that anyone, 9 to 90, male or female, can learn and pick up in a day. I'm not talking about anything advanced here, but in a day there are a few basics you can learn very quickly that are very effective.
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2009-03-11, 6:35 AM #44
Hmmmmm.

:ninja:
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2009-03-11, 6:36 AM #45
[CENTER] Jlee, the amazing Ninja Cop
Vigilantes, move along. Nothing to see here.[/CENTER]
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2009-03-11, 6:37 AM #46
:XD:
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2009-03-11, 8:14 AM #47
Plus, all of the awesome MD folks are right around there
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2009-03-11, 9:22 AM #48
Yeah that too.
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2009-03-11, 9:48 AM #49
feh, they're alright
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2009-03-11, 9:53 AM #50
Originally posted by happydud:
We've taught Parkour to SWAT, Metro police, DC police, Navy SEAL, etc etc etc.

There are some basics that are super-easy to learn (safety vault, basic landing technique, quadrupedal movement) that anyone, 9 to 90, male or female, can learn and pick up in a day. I'm not talking about anything advanced here, but in a day there are a few basics you can learn very quickly that are very effective.


oo oo me me! :neckbeard:
DO NOT WANT.
2009-03-11, 10:12 AM #51
Originally posted by fishstickz:
feh, they're alright

YOU'RE alright
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2009-03-11, 10:28 AM #52
Originally posted by Zell:
oo oo me me! :neckbeard:


Come down to MD/DC this summer!
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2009-03-11, 10:32 AM #53
You know, he offers his training services to everyone BUT the people that live around him.
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2009-03-11, 10:36 AM #54
To be fair, he's just shielding himself from the uncomfortable "...I would.. but.. I have a thing... this summer... all summer"
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2009-03-11, 10:45 AM #55
hahaha that's fair
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2009-03-11, 10:55 AM #56
Originally posted by Rob:
That might be true if you are uncool and don't have enough friends.


Look who is talking haha, fool
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2009-03-11, 11:01 AM #57
If you guys want to come train you're 110% more than welcome to as well. We can go to AACC, don't even need to go down to DC. That offer has always stood.
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2009-03-11, 1:05 PM #58
Originally posted by happydud:
If you guys want to come train you're 110% more than welcome to as well. We can go to AACC, don't even need to go down to DC. That offer has always stood.


I'm an easy day's drive from DC. How much are hotels down there?

Originally posted by sugarless:
You know, he offers his training services to everyone BUT the people that live around him.


I can sneak you in. :cool:
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2009-03-11, 2:16 PM #59
Originally posted by fishstickz:
To be fair, he's just shielding himself from the uncomfortable "...I would.. but.. I have a thing... this summer... all summer"


I've been rejected with that exact line before. :gbk:
DO NOT WANT.
2009-03-11, 4:57 PM #60
We live in Boston, so unless it explodes we'll be around.
Think while it's still legal.
2009-03-11, 5:29 PM #61
Originally posted by JLee:
I'm an easy day's drive from DC. How much are hotels down there?


You'd be more than welcome to stay with me if you want (I, and my family, are 100% used to having strangers from the internet sleep in our house.). Sleeping in the Dudhouse comes with the following perks:
-Private guest room to sleep in.
-Endless breakfast at Happydud's Emporium of Pancakes in the morning.
-Free lodging.
-That's probably about it.

But if you feel more comfortable in a hotel... uhh.. I have no idea. I've never had to get a hotel around here. I can't imagine it's too bad though.

Quick note - it'd have to be in the summer. I'm in Rochester until Memorial Day, and my dad MIGHT have an issue with a stranger from the internet sleeping in the basement if I'm not there. :p
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2009-03-11, 5:34 PM #62
its okay tho, hes with the police!
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2009-03-11, 6:08 PM #63
Originally posted by happydud:
You'd be more than welcome to stay with me if you want (I, and my family, are 100% used to having strangers from the internet sleep in our house.). Sleeping in the Dudhouse comes with the following perks:
-Private guest room to sleep in.
-Endless breakfast at Happydud's Emporium of Pancakes in the morning.
-Free lodging.
-That's probably about it.

But if you feel more comfortable in a hotel... uhh.. I have no idea. I've never had to get a hotel around here. I can't imagine it's too bad though.

Quick note - it'd have to be in the summer. I'm in Rochester until Memorial Day, and my dad MIGHT have an issue with a stranger from the internet sleeping in the basement if I'm not there. :p


:awesome:
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2009-03-11, 6:10 PM #64
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
I'm in NYC.


I keep forgetting this. I BET IVE SEEN YOU AROUND THEN
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2009-03-11, 7:50 PM #65
I can vouch that dud's family is perfectly fine and safe to stay with. I guess that doesn't account for much also coming from another internet person, but you know.
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2009-03-11, 7:58 PM #66
I want free parkour training too! :( Oh, and I want to hang out with JLee, yes. *nod nod*
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2009-03-11, 8:08 PM #67
lolz strangers from interwebz at happydud's parents house
2009-03-11, 8:10 PM #68
It's my house too!
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2009-03-11, 8:12 PM #69
It is your home, dud, but unless you're paying the mortgage, I wouldn't say it's your house.
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2009-03-11, 9:46 PM #70
But... it's in the middle of the street.
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2009-03-11, 10:04 PM #71
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Come to Kansas City. Just don't go to Grandview, Independence, KCK, west of Johnson County, north of Johnson County, downtown, North Kansas City, north of Liberty, west of Liberty, Claycomo (seriously - this town was named because it is in Clay County MO), most of Waldo...

On second thought, don't come to Kansas City. :suicide:


Or DO go west of Johnson County, all the way to Lawrence~!
2009-03-11, 10:07 PM #72
or san diego...:ninja:
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2009-03-13, 9:50 PM #73
Originally posted by andreawesome:
or san diego...:ninja:


Too far. .(

Maybe after I move to AZ. :ninja:
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2009-03-13, 10:01 PM #74
I'm driving to Baltimore next week.

I'm probably going to pick up the rest of my things, steal one of the dogs, and a break down a couple of bikes and take them.

I won't be too busy though, if someone wants to hang out.

Free rides in the Battle Truck.
2009-03-13, 10:09 PM #75
Originally posted by andreawesome:
or san diego...:ninja:

She is on to something!

Come to San Diego. Golf Fest is on tomorrow and Sun. I need someone to go with!
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2009-03-13, 10:23 PM #76
Originally posted by happydud:
You'd be more than welcome to stay with me if you want (I, and my family, are 100% used to having strangers from the internet sleep in our house.). Sleeping in the Dudhouse comes with the following perks:
-Private guest room to sleep in.
-Endless breakfast at Happydud's Emporium of Pancakes in the morning.
-Free lodging.
-That's probably about it.

But if you feel more comfortable in a hotel... uhh.. I have no idea. I've never had to get a hotel around here. I can't imagine it's too bad though.

Quick note - it'd have to be in the summer. I'm in Rochester until Memorial Day, and my dad MIGHT have an issue with a stranger from the internet sleeping in the basement if I'm not there. :p

You forgot midnight orgy. Or was that just a special bonus for me?
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2009-03-14, 1:18 AM #77
Originally posted by Rob:
I'm driving to Baltimore next week.

I'm probably going to pick up the rest of my things, steal one of the dogs, and a break down a couple of bikes and take them.

I won't be too busy though, if someone wants to hang out.

Free rides in the Battle Truck.

I think most of us are away at school at the moment
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2009-03-14, 1:29 AM #78
Originally posted by sugarless:
I think most of us are away at school at the moment


When does everyone come back? I have my schedule through June, I think..
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2009-03-14, 6:51 AM #79
I come back Memorial Day weekend, and I'm in the area through end of August.
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2009-03-14, 10:47 AM #80
I graduate May 24, so I should be home starting May 25 through June & July
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