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Massassi Zombie Survival Sheet
2009-03-10, 9:27 PM #1
I saw this on the internet. I decided to fill it out. You should too.
Attachment: 21499/zombies.jpg (136,857 bytes)
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2009-03-10, 9:28 PM #2
Mine

[http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/7637/zombiesmine.jpg]
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2009-03-10, 9:30 PM #3
Ahahahaha..I'll have to fill that out...with real stuff. :ninja:
woot!
2009-03-10, 9:56 PM #4
i did something similar for a thread elsewhere so i'll just post it even though the layout is different

[http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/7585/zombiekitcu8.jpg]

i'll do one with the other image later
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-03-10, 10:08 PM #5
That was easy.
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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-03-11, 6:19 AM #6
Originally posted by Emon:
That was easy.


Win
2009-03-11, 6:22 AM #7
I'll fill mine in with text because I'm lazy:

Location: Washington DC
Stronghold: The White House
Vehicle: Presidential Limo
Soundtrack: "Let the bodies hit the floor"
Spraytag: "PARKOUR"
Gear (head): Those sweet golden glasses you wear on the shooting range
Gear (head): Alternatively, riot mask for full face protection
Gear (upper): Leather jacket (protects against bites)
Gear (lower): Leather pants. (Protects against bites)
Weapons (primary): Automatic Shotgun.
Weapons (secondary): Concussion Grenade launcher
Weapons (melee): (2) Watermelon knives (those things are SO sharp)
Inventory (non-combat): Cyanide pill.
Inventory (non-combat): Walkie-talkies
Inventory (non-combat): Flare gun
Inventory (non-combat): Utility knife
Sidekick: Colonel O'neill (Stargate: SG1)
Final boss: Zombie Flanders
Final Words: "This is totally going to work."
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2009-03-11, 7:01 AM #8
Originally posted by happydud:
I'll fill mine in with text because I'm lazy:


Location: Louisville, KY, US
Stronghold: Louisville International Airport
Vehicle: Hummer (heck, we've got our own dealership...)
Soundtrack: Dire Straits - Brothers In Arms
Spraytag: :awesome:
Gear (head): Aviators, Black
Gear (upper): Trench Coat, Black
Weapon (primary): P90
Weapon (secondary): Colt 45, single round (for self)
Weapons (tertiary): Frag grenades
Weapons (melee): Dual chainsaws
Inventory: Backpack full of P90 ammo
Sidekick: Burt Gummer
Final boss: Martha Stewart
Final Words: (in fine Kentucky tradition) "Hey guys, watch this!"
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2009-03-11, 7:26 AM #9
[http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/6379/zombies.jpg]
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2009-03-11, 7:32 AM #10
Location: Toronto
Stronghold: CN Tower
Vehicle: Saturn Ion3
Soundtrack: "Rage Against the Machine"
Spraytag: :hist101:
Gear (head): Army Sergeant Sunglasses
Gear (upper): Brown form-fitting golf polo
Gear (lower): Baggy blue jeans
Weapons (primary): Mini-gun.
Weapons (secondary): Semi-Automatic Handgun.
Weapons (melee): Butcher Knife
Inventory (non-combat): Speed Pills
Inventory (non-combat): Walkie-talkies
Inventory (non-combat): Rope
Inventory (non-combat): Flare gun
Sidekick: Jayne Cobbs (Firefly)
Final boss: Behemoth Super-Zombie
Final Words: "Time to be Big Damn Heroes."
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-03-11, 7:33 AM #11
:eng101:
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nope.
2009-03-11, 7:43 AM #12
[http://kyle90.info/images/zombie.jpg]
Stuff
2009-03-11, 8:53 AM #13
.
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2009-03-11, 10:10 AM #14
Fish - AWESOME sidekick.

Dud - accurate last words :P
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2009-03-11, 11:05 AM #15
[http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/41063/zombie.jpg]

For the lulz.
2009-03-11, 11:18 AM #16
Originally posted by happydud:
I'll fill mine in with text because I'm lazy:

Location: Washington DC
Stronghold: The White House
Vehicle: Presidential Limo
Soundtrack: "Let the bodies hit the floor"
Spraytag: "PARKOUR"
Gear (head): Those sweet golden glasses you wear on the shooting range
Gear (head): Alternatively, riot mask for full face protection
Gear (upper): Leather jacket (protects against bites)
Gear (lower): Leather pants. (Protects against bites)
Weapons (primary): Automatic Shotgun.
Weapons (secondary): Concussion Grenade launcher
Weapons (melee): (2) Watermelon knives (those things are SO sharp)
Inventory (non-combat): Cyanide pill.
Inventory (non-combat): Walkie-talkies
Inventory (non-combat): Flare gun
Inventory (non-combat): Utility knife
Sidekick: Colonel O'neill (Stargate: SG1)
Final boss: Zombie Flanders
Final Words: "This is totally going to work."


Ditto plus I dont have photoshop:

Location: Boston
Stronghold: The Prudential
Vehicle: H1
Soundtrack: "live - throwing copper"
Spraytag: this
Gear (head): ninja mask
Gear (upper): more ninja gear
Gear (lower): "
Weapons (primary): my 25-06
Weapons (secondary): mp5
Weapons (melee): katana
Inventory (non-combat): beef jerky
Inventory (non-combat): lighter
Inventory (non-combat): bubble gum (so i can chew it and kick ***)
Inventory (non-combat): lock pick kit
Sidekick: Syler
Final boss: who gets to choose this???
Final Words: "So it goes"
"The world will look up and shout 'Save us!'... And I'll whisper 'No.' "
2009-03-11, 11:31 AM #17
CM, That's brilliant.
2009-03-11, 1:07 PM #18
[http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g139/BelovedBreakdown/zombies.jpg]
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-03-11, 1:10 PM #19
what no WoW in your inventory?
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-03-11, 1:27 PM #20
only the necessities my friend.
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-03-11, 2:03 PM #21
I think you might have your secondary and your melee mixed up thar. :ninja:
DO NOT WANT.
2009-03-11, 2:57 PM #22
yeah but i was too lazy to do the whole thing over
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-03-11, 4:24 PM #23
with Spidersarn as your sidekick, it wont be fair for the zombies.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2009-03-11, 4:28 PM #24
Yeah, theres not enough sarn to go round.
nope.
2009-03-11, 6:52 PM #25
Originally posted by andreawesome:
[http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g139/BelovedBreakdown/zombies.jpg]


like the car choice ... 6* camaro? Can't tell what year
2009-03-11, 7:46 PM #26
Great find, 'stickz!
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"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2009-03-11, 7:53 PM #27
yeah 68. my dream car *sigh*
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-03-11, 8:02 PM #28
[http://www.alternativeyouthcare.net/albums/Auto-Shop-Begins/CIMG1588.sized.jpg] me working on a 67 :P
final product
[http://www.alternativeyouthcare.net/albums/Auto-Shop-Begins/PA160076_001.sized.jpg]
2009-03-11, 9:34 PM #29
:awesome::awesome::awesome:
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-03-11, 10:09 PM #30
I'm surprised nobody has used the headlamp for headgear that was on woot today
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2009-03-11, 10:39 PM #31
Pro tip, most of you would die in a zombie situation. Your gear choices are horrible.

Common quick problems:
Fire-based weapons: So you have a hoard of angry zombies at your door. Light 'em up with your flamethrower and what do you have? A FLAMING hoard of angry zombies at your door. Now they're burning down your door. Oh, now they're eating you.

Clothing: Leather is your best friend. Leather can stop, or at least help prevent, bites. WEAR IT LIKE DAVID BOWIE.

Melee weapons: Melee weapons are good for three things: 1) Finishing off maimed zombies that are no longer a threat. 2) Killing a lone zombie quietly. 3) Getting yourself killed in any other situation. Melee weapons, even something as awesome as a katana, is ineffective against any more than one or two zombies. You can't kill them fast enough and you'll get overwhelmed.

Guns: You want a gun that will blow them apart. Something with high stopping power. Shotguns are awesome. Concussion grenades are awesome because it will blow the zombies to pieces. Fragmentation grenades are just going to leave zombies with holes in them. Smaller machine guns won't take zombies down fast enough. Pistols useless unless it's a headshot, and considering you're probably running and they're probably stumbling around... Crossbow is retarded. Even if you hit them in the head, it won't do enough damage to stop them. You'll just have a zombie that might impale you before it eats you.
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2009-03-11, 10:50 PM #32
I think its best to die happy... Vodka, Dr. Pepper, Advil so I don't have a hangover, and a sexy leather jacket. Yep! BRING IT ZOMBIES!
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Mirthy

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2009-03-11, 11:20 PM #33
I worked really hard on it.
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Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2009-03-11, 11:28 PM #34
I.. I will survive
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"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2009-03-12, 12:06 AM #35
I started getting lazy towards the end, hence text in some of the parts.
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2009-03-12, 12:25 AM #36
Location: Los Angeles
Stronghold: The US Bank Tower
Vehicle: Segway
Soundtrack: ROBOT ROCK
Spraytag: Blurred out face
Gear (head): Thermal vision/night vision camera
Gear (head): Ski Mask
Gear (upper): kevlar
Gear (lower): Kevlar
Weapons (primary): Laser gun
Weapons (secondary): Flamethrower
Weapons (melee): (2) Chainsaw dual wield
Inventory (non-combat): Cyanide pill
Inventory (non-combat): Durex
Inventory (non-combat): Swiss Army Knife
Inventory (non-combat): MREs
Sidekick: Jill Valentine
Final boss: Super Big Daddy Mutation cross with T-Rex
Final Words: "Burn *****."

2009-03-12, 6:38 AM #37
Originally posted by happydud:
Pro tip, most of you would die in a zombie situation. Your gear choices are horrible.

Common quick problems:
Fire-based weapons: So you have a hoard of angry zombies at your door. Light 'em up with your flamethrower and what do you have? A FLAMING hoard of angry zombies at your door. Now they're burning down your door. Oh, now they're eating you.

Clothing: Leather is your best friend. Leather can stop, or at least help prevent, bites. WEAR IT LIKE DAVID BOWIE.

Melee weapons: Melee weapons are good for three things: 1) Finishing off maimed zombies that are no longer a threat. 2) Killing a lone zombie quietly. 3) Getting yourself killed in any other situation. Melee weapons, even something as awesome as a katana, is ineffective against any more than one or two zombies. You can't kill them fast enough and you'll get overwhelmed.

Guns: You want a gun that will blow them apart. Something with high stopping power. Shotguns are awesome. Concussion grenades are awesome because it will blow the zombies to pieces. Fragmentation grenades are just going to leave zombies with holes in them. Smaller machine guns won't take zombies down fast enough. Pistols useless unless it's a headshot, and considering you're probably running and they're probably stumbling around... Crossbow is retarded. Even if you hit them in the head, it won't do enough damage to stop them. You'll just have a zombie that might impale you before it eats you.

I'm sorry but all of your points are moot due to one factor:

I have william shatner.
nope.
2009-03-12, 6:39 AM #38
<3 Sugarless
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2009-03-12, 6:59 AM #39
Originally posted by happydud:
Pro tip, most of you would die in a zombie situation. Your gear choices are horrible.

Common quick problems:
Fire-based weapons: So you have a hoard of angry zombies at your door. Light 'em up with your flamethrower and what do you have? A FLAMING hoard of angry zombies at your door. Now they're burning down your door. Oh, now they're eating you.


I protest this argument. A proper flamethrower will far more than just set them on fire. It will leave them in a melted pile of ash and bone.
2009-03-12, 7:31 AM #40
I think you need to research 6th degree burns. :P
nope.
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