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Smexy things
2009-04-11, 11:51 AM #1
We haven't had one of these in a while, and I just tumbled across this image! Post pictures of actresses and women you find attractive!
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Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-04-11, 11:53 AM #2
Note : I'm pretty sure the Kiera Knightley one is a doctored picture. I don't remember her having such plump breasts.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-04-11, 12:25 PM #3
Originally posted by Jep:
Note : I'm pretty sure the Kiera Knightley one is a doctored picture. I don't remember her having such plump breasts.


I for one am not complaining.

Also, Christina Hendricks is gorgeous. Firefly should've gone on longer with her as an oft-recurring character.
2009-04-11, 12:29 PM #4
[http://images.psxextreme.com/wallpapers/ps3/megan_fox_01.jpg]

If you deny it you're gay. You just are. :colbert:
DO NOT WANT.
2009-04-11, 12:29 PM #5
[http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060313/060313_Zooey_Deschanel_4p.widec.jpg][http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Keira-Knightley.jpg]
[http://www.tele.org/wp-content/uploads/lena-headey-en-la-premiere-de-300.jpg]
edit in case you didn't recognize ... Zooey Desca-whatever, Keira Knightley, and Lena Headey.
2009-04-11, 3:17 PM #6
Originally posted by Jep:
Note : I'm pretty sure the Kiera Knightley one is a doctored picture. I don't remember her having such plump breasts.

its called a water bra, its most girls best friend.

Tina Fey's a total hottie
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I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-04-11, 3:21 PM #7
no, even a water bra couldn't have added that much cleavage on her
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2009-04-11, 3:23 PM #8
hmm....true
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-04-11, 7:55 PM #9
Her videos make no ****ing sense.
But she's ridiculously cute.
I think she's a halfie.


2009-04-11, 7:55 PM #10
She has vampire teeth though.

2009-04-11, 7:55 PM #11
And it might be an act.

2009-04-11, 7:56 PM #12
Obligatory Rose Byrne.

[http://media.tumblr.com/Udzjkq5Iffgi4yqaEOCGM5w5o1_400.jpg]

[http://www.perfectpeople.net/photo-picture-image-media/Rose-Byrne-781x1024-78kb-media-2438-media-131584-1202423704.jpg]

I find most aren't that impressed with her, but if anyone exemplifies my "type," it's her.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-04-11, 8:00 PM #13
Originally posted by andreawesome:
Tina Fey's a total hottie


I Will No Longer Sleep With Tina Fey If She Asks Me To
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-04-11, 8:04 PM #14
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
Obligatory Rose Byrne.

[http://media.tumblr.com/Udzjkq5Iffgi4yqaEOCGM5w5o1_400.jpg]

[http://www.perfectpeople.net/photo-picture-image-media/Rose-Byrne-781x1024-78kb-media-2438-media-131584-1202423704.jpg]

I find most aren't that impressed with her, but if anyone exemplifies my "type," it's her.

I dunno, but for some reason her face reminds me of the awesome face.
http://i40.tinypic.com/33ognsp.jpg
She's pretty pretty though.

2009-04-11, 8:20 PM #15
Originally posted by TheNewKid:
I dunno, but for some reason her face reminds me of the awesome face.
http://i40.tinypic.com/33ognsp.jpg
She's pretty pretty though.


Okay I laughed far harder at that picture than I am prepared to admit.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-04-11, 8:38 PM #16
page not found michael, page not found!
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-04-11, 9:07 PM #17
Bryce Dallas Howard and Scarlett Johansson.
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2009-04-11, 9:11 PM #18
Quote:
no, even a water bra couldn't have added that much cleavage on her


Quote:
hmm....true


And you two know this...how? :XD:
2009-04-11, 9:12 PM #19
Originally posted by andreawesome:
page not found michael, page not found!


Which picture? Top or bottom?

Edit: Never mind, just figured out what you were talking about. Replace the asterisks with the rude word for female dog.

Originally posted by IRG SithLord:
And you two know this...how? :XD:


Not to ruin the fun, but... probably because Knightley is famously flat-chested.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-04-11, 9:14 PM #20
dammit, you ruined it.
2009-04-11, 9:17 PM #21
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:

Not to ruin the fun, but... probably because Knightley is famously flat-chested.

And she is still amazingly sexy.
2009-04-11, 9:30 PM #22
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:

Not to ruin the fun, but... probably because Knightley is famously flat-chested.


plus we're girls, and we know these things.
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-04-11, 10:01 PM #23
Quote:
Not to ruin the fun, but... probably because Knightley is famously flat-chested.


Not ALL guys are boob guys, you know.


[http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/8877/gfdl1.jpg]

Brunettes + green eyes + kicking terminator *** = win.





And.. every car guys wetdream.

[http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/9049/danicapatrickwinner1.jpg]
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-04-11, 10:02 PM #24
bandwidth exceeded
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-04-11, 10:03 PM #25
Shows up for me.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-04-11, 10:05 PM #26
Originally posted by Onimusha:
Not ALL guys are boob guys, you know.


I'm not saying they should be. I'm just pointing out that nothing about those particular breasts is real. :P
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
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2009-04-11, 10:07 PM #27
Ohh I see what your saying.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-04-11, 10:09 PM #28
Originally posted by Onimusha:
Shows up for me.

they showed up now.
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-04-11, 11:48 PM #29
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2009-04-12, 12:18 AM #30
Reminds me of Dane Cook "did you ever want to have sex with a mannequin?"
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-04-12, 12:41 AM #31
reminds me of that song coin operated boy...only a girl.
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-04-12, 1:22 AM #32
Somehow manages to be not quite the creepiest thing I've seen all night... those of you who are goons should check out the "My modeling photos" thread with the mod challenge. Look out for Crisco.
Stuff
2009-04-12, 3:55 AM #33
Originally posted by Onimusha:
Not ALL guys are boob guys, you know.


I don't think anyone's said otherwise. Like Squirrel King said, she's still hot.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-04-12, 5:05 AM #34
Not a woman but I don't care since this thread is sexist anyway!

[http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RFDCkGzS3T8/SRMWUZnttXI/AAAAAAAAERo/TJ6xV0zHb34/s400/barack_obama_shirtless.jpg]
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-04-12, 8:19 AM #35
[http://www.aliciamachadosite.com/images/alicia-machado.jpg]
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-04-12, 11:22 AM #36
[http://bp3.blogger.com/_yVLQh51xc0g/SD6F93pQTAI/AAAAAAAACXk/cRhE5JzBZWE/s400/Looks+Like+Helen+Hunt++leelee+sobieski+Breasts+hot+actress.jpg]
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2009-04-12, 11:55 AM #37
Originally posted by Onimusha:
And.. every car guys wetdream.


no not even close
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2009-04-12, 12:28 PM #38
Omi, you a TSCC fan? What did you think of that finale? Holy crap!
Glad someone else appreciates Lena. Lena ftw.
You know she rocks when asked about her nude scenes in movies she replies "When I am old I want to look back at myself and see how hot I was" (Not an exact quote, but that was the gist of it)
2009-04-12, 12:34 PM #39
[http://donstuff.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/mcmullet.jpg]

rawr ;)
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2009-04-12, 12:34 PM #40
fail
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