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Smexy things
2009-04-12, 12:45 PM #41
http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/images/photos/fabio_01.jpg
I wish I looked like this man.

2009-04-12, 12:48 PM #42
Another fail, link fail


Add a ? to it
2009-04-12, 4:30 PM #43
eww... fabio is gross. he reminds me of a caveman with that long hair. a very waxed caveman.

btw Sexy:
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I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-04-12, 4:46 PM #44
Originally posted by Onimusha:
And.. every car guys wetdream.

[http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/9049/danicapatrickwinner1.jpg]

Wrong in at least 6 different ways.
nope.
2009-04-12, 4:51 PM #45
Liv.
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"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2009-04-12, 5:00 PM #46
Liv Tyler is repulsive.

I have no idea what's acceptable here but I like boobies

[http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd257/acharjay/50apr16-keeley-hazell-double-bubble.jpg]

[http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd257/acharjay/1225956231182.jpg]

[http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd257/acharjay/1230789148479.jpg]

[http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd257/acharjay/1229090065130.jpg]
"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

"You can actually see the waves of me not caring in the air." - fishstickz
2009-04-12, 5:26 PM #47
[http://epicself.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/0000009255_20060920161257.jpg]
[http://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/upload/2007/07/ryder-winona-photo-xl-winona-ryder-6221724.jpg]

And I second Tina Fey...

...Which means apparently I like women in their mid-to-late 30s. :P
nope.
2009-04-12, 5:55 PM #48
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Wrong in at least 6 different ways.


guess you aren't a car guy.
Pissed Off?
2009-04-12, 6:01 PM #49
Acharjay, did you just pull two random camhoes off the internet for the last two lol?
2009-04-12, 6:18 PM #50
More or less. I find girls that look like they're from real life are much hotter than super air-brushed fantasy girls. Like Keeley Hazell, who I would like to bone.
"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

"You can actually see the waves of me not caring in the air." - fishstickz
2009-04-12, 6:25 PM #51
Originally posted by sugarless:
[http://donstuff.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/mcmullet.jpg]

rawr ;)

I laughed.
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2009-04-12, 6:33 PM #52
Originally posted by Avenger:
guess you aren't a car guy.


I personally just think she isn't that good looking, and she really isn't that good of a race car driver either.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2009-04-12, 7:34 PM #53
:D
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Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2009-04-12, 7:54 PM #54
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
Omi, you a TSCC fan? What did you think of that finale? Holy crap!
Glad someone else appreciates Lena. Lena ftw.
You know she rocks when asked about her nude scenes in movies she replies "When I am old I want to look back at myself and see how hot I was" (Not an exact quote, but that was the gist of it)


I am going to have a seriously hard time waiting for the next season. I really like where its going. I kind of hope they tied the new Terminator movie into some of the plot from the TV series.

I'm still pissed about the uncle dying though. Not cool. He didn't even get a dramatic death, BUT after that finale.. I wonder if there was a reason for that...

As for Lena in her birthday suit? Any day of the week. Theres just something about her.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-04-12, 8:08 PM #55
Yea, S3 is a huge controversy at the fox wiki.

Josh said he was going to "blow the barn" and he certainly did. The ratings have been sub par, but we are winning the "Renew show" poll that saved other shows so S3 is looking good, with the addition of Salvation promoting Terminator goodness.

The Dekker tapes said a betrayal, a death (Being Charlie), and a leaving. That happened, but I never expected it in this way.

I am obsessed with Terminator, I hope we get a S3 , even more after this last episode.

Yea, Lena is a sexy *****.
2009-04-12, 9:07 PM #56
It's that volleyball scene from Top Gun
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2009-04-13, 5:45 AM #57
Originally posted by zanardi:
I personally just think she isn't that good looking, and she really isn't that good of a race car driver either.

Agreed.

Fairly square jaws and thick necks FTL.

:P
nope.
2009-04-15, 7:43 AM #58
Sheesh I always end up carrying these threads.

Elizabeth Banks
[http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/6850/elizabethbanksfhm72.jpg]

Zooey Deschanel
[http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/9986/012604zooeyof9.jpg]

Jenna Fischer
[http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/7310/img4pe8.jpg]

Winona Ryder
[http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/8940/scanner06290615xq2.jpg]

Scarlett Johansson
[http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/9205/scarlettjohansson1mf1.jpg]
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-04-15, 7:49 AM #59
Winona Ryder reminds me of Felicia Day. Or vice versa. They're not identical, but their eyes and expressions are very similar.
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2009-04-15, 8:27 AM #60
[http://www.topnews.in/files/Jade_Goody_0.jpg]
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2009-04-15, 9:37 AM #61
Is that jane goody?
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-04-15, 10:27 AM #62
didnt she just pass away?
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-04-15, 10:46 AM #63
Yeah thats kind of an *** move.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-04-15, 11:30 AM #64
Originally posted by Emon:
Sheesh I always end up carrying these threads.


Yeah... end up carrying them to the land of FAIL...
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2009-04-15, 11:33 AM #65
Felicia Day
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Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-04-15, 11:35 AM #66
Admitedly, its not a pic or pose where she reminds me of Winona Ryder, haha
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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-04-15, 11:37 AM #67
Woot found one
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Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-04-15, 11:52 AM #68
Forgot about her..

[http://blog.saffronrouge.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/alicia-silverstone.jpg]
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-04-15, 12:10 PM #69
Man, bigotry is hot.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2009-04-15, 1:44 PM #70
Originally posted by Emon:
Sheesh I always end up carrying these threads.

Elizabeth Banks

Zooey Deschanel

Jenna Fischer

Winona Ryder

Scarlett Johansson


You, sir, have excellent taste in women. :awesome:
DO NOT WANT.
2009-04-15, 3:24 PM #71
Originally posted by Mort-Hog:
Man, bigotry is hot.


?
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-04-15, 4:52 PM #72
Originally posted by Mort-Hog:
[http://www.topnews.in/files/Jade_Goody_0.jpg]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Originally posted by Onimusha:
Is that jane goody?

Jade.
Originally posted by andreawesome:
didnt she just pass away?

Yes, and the world is a better place for it.
Originally posted by Onimusha:
Yeah thats kind of an *** move.

I don't think you're familiar with this "woman".
Originally posted by Mort-Hog:
Man, bigotry is hot.

Oh yeah, why I think millions of Indians must be boarding their planes at this moment.
nope.
2009-04-15, 4:52 PM #73
Originally posted by Jep:
Woot found one

Winona is hotter.

:P
nope.
2009-04-16, 12:21 AM #74
More Felicia Day? Well, if you insist.
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If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-04-16, 12:36 AM #75
who is felicia day? what did she do?
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2009-04-16, 1:20 AM #76
Kari Byron from Mythbusters is a good addition.

[http://www.chatsquatch.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/kari-byron.jpg]
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-04-16, 1:52 AM #77
Originally posted by Onimusha:
Kari Byron from Mythbusters is a good addition.

[http://www.chatsquatch.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/kari-byron.jpg]


This
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2009-04-16, 2:55 AM #78
Eva Green
[http://woomeover.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/eva_green_necklace.jpg]
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-04-16, 4:04 AM #79
Originally posted by Ruthven:
who is felicia day? what did she do?


The Guild, Dr. Horrible, Buffy
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-04-16, 4:29 AM #80
Originally posted by Acharjay:
More or less. I find girls that look like they're from real life are much hotter than super air-brushed fantasy girls. Like Keeley Hazell, who I would like to bone.


Are you serious? The first two you posted are some of the most hideously implanted, plucked, preened, airbrushed photos I've seen outside of actual porn. Totally unattractive.


I'm adding a vote for Kari Byron
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