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Sexiest Woman, warning fellow 56kers.
2004-08-21, 10:06 PM #1
Who do you personally believe to be the most beautiful woman on planet Earth?

I won't even say a word:
[http://img.actressarchives.com/liv/tyler009.jpg]
[http://www.famousbabes.com/pics118/liv/liv004.jpg]
[http://www.famousbabes.com/pics118/liv/liv054.jpg]
[http://www.famousbabes.com/pics118/liv/liv080.jpg]

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crap happens...
2004-08-21, 10:11 PM #2
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Topic: Ugliest Woman that should be dragged into the street and shot for being so damn ugly, warning fellow 56kers.</font>


Fixed >.>

...

Sorry [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-08-21, 10:16 PM #3
Catherine Zeta-Jones.

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2004-08-21, 10:18 PM #4
Here are a few women that I find very very attractive...In no particular order...

Jennifer Aniston
[http://www.toppics4u.com/jennifer_aniston/misc/005.jpg]
Cameron Diaz [http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/PEPH/CD4C2.jpg]
Kirsten Dunst [http://nude.maxcelebrities.com/kirsten_dunst/sexy_kirstengoi.jpg]

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-08-21, 10:18 PM #5
Here we go again. Liv Tyler is hardly the ugliest woman on the face of the earth [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

Kiera Knightly
Charlize Theron
Mila Kunis

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-08-21, 10:18 PM #6
Now tell me, can you actually really *honestly* looks at Liv and say she is ugly?

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crap happens...
2004-08-21, 10:19 PM #7
[Double Post]

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Lets finish it then, let us be rid of it...I can't carry it for you Mr. Frodo, but I can carry you...Come on!

"Life Happens While You're Busy Making Other Plans..."




[This message has been edited by twisteduprising (edited August 22, 2004).]
"Too bad stupidity doesn't actually kill"

"No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide."^"I say never be complete...I say let's evolve." ** Fight Club**
2004-08-21, 10:26 PM #8
Lindsay Lohan or Debra Messing

Oh and, didn't we have one of these just a week or two ago?

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The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-08-21, 10:27 PM #9
[double post]


[This message has been edited by Flexor (edited August 22, 2004).]
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-08-21, 11:45 PM #10
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Catherine Zeta-Jones.

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2004-08-22, 1:33 AM #11
Any of the girls in here... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:wq!
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-08-22, 2:01 AM #12
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
Topic: SAJN_Master should be dragged into the street and shot for being SAJN_Master.</font>
Fixed am i rite?
2004-08-22, 4:19 AM #13
Take your pick

Actually, I'd have to say that one scantily clad dancer in the "Lean Back" video by Terror Sqaud, Fat Joe, and Remy(is that right?). The one that dances with Fat Joe in front of what looks like huge doors and is pretty much the only white dancer in the whole video(no, that doesn't influence my opinion). Anyone have a pic? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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Debating politics on the internet is about as useful and productive as shoving a broomstick up your *** .

[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited August 22, 2004).]
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-08-22, 4:26 AM #14
Here's a link to the video

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Debating politics on the internet is about as useful and productive as shoving a broomstick up your *** .
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-08-22, 4:35 AM #15
[http://atlas.imagemagician.com/images/spork/keira11.jpg]

[http://atlas.imagemagician.com/images/spork/ec21b.jpg]

You figure them out.

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2004-08-22, 4:53 AM #16
[http://seb.geekvision.net/rv350.jpg]

... What?

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2004-08-22, 6:37 AM #17
I think I'm gonna have to go with Seb here.
2004-08-22, 6:46 AM #18
[http://www.ne.jp/asahi/hp/mastervision/penelope1.jpg]
[http://www.allpenelopecruz.com/www/images/gallery/penelope_cruz054.jpg]
[http://www.celebs001.com/Penelope-Cruz/12.jpg]
[http://www.penelope-cruz.net/004.jpg]

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.
2004-08-22, 6:46 AM #19
[See Sporks Post]

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Kill Your Idols!
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-08-22, 8:12 AM #20
Liv Tyler is ugly!

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Your humble opinion is wrong.
2004-08-22, 8:28 AM #21
We don't need one of these threads every month.

Alyson Hannigan. She has that nerdy look.

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... I thought I had won."
2004-08-22, 8:52 AM #22
Spork continues to prove again and again why i love him. Elisha Cuthbert = win

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In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

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2004-08-22, 9:10 AM #23
I'm actually shocked that this thread is about women. Every other thread does that just to get attention.

I'll never forgive liv Tyler for what she did to Lotor. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/mad.gif]
2004-08-22, 9:15 AM #24
"Oooooh riiight." -- Quagmire
2004-08-22, 9:36 AM #25
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jedi Legend:
"Oooooh riiight." -- Quagmire</font>


Giggedy giggedy gig-eh-dee! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:wq!
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-08-22, 10:53 AM #26
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by twisteduprising:
Angelina Jolie (gorgeous, like they say she's every straight girls fantasy! lol)

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/BoricuaDelight/angelina.jpg]

Christina Aguilera (now a days NOT when she was too skinny)

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/BoricuaDelight/xtinalayoutsplash.png]

If either of these two wanted to make out with me I would in a heart beat.I've never kissed another girl before, but with them, I wouldnt even have to think twice. they are just that hot (at least in my opinon, I know everyone has different taste)

I like the fact that they are both strong and opinonated, and yet still sensual at the same time. I admire that

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Lets finish it then, let us be rid of it...I can't carry it for you Mr. Frodo, but I can carry you...Come on!

"Life Happens While You're Busy Making Other Plans..."
"Too bad stupidity doesn't actually kill"

"No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide."^"I say never be complete...I say let's evolve." ** Fight Club**
2004-08-22, 11:04 AM #27
Why did you just quote your own post? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

I think you were looking for the edit button!

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-08-22, 11:12 AM #28
hehe Flexor, yeah [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif] I've done that a couple of times now. I keep hitting the wrong button. I'm getting the hang of this board slowly but surely lol [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]



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Lets finish it then, let us be rid of it...I can't carry it for you Mr. Frodo, but I can carry you...Come on!

"Life Happens While You're Busy Making Other Plans..."
"Too bad stupidity doesn't actually kill"

"No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide."^"I say never be complete...I say let's evolve." ** Fight Club**
2004-08-22, 11:17 AM #29
I agree with Spork and GBK.

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2004-08-22, 12:00 PM #30
your mom

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LONG LIVE DREAMCAST!!!
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2004-08-22, 1:46 PM #31
[http://www.jedilegacy.net/speak/keira.jpg]

[http://www.keirapictures.com/Magazines/2004/ArenaAugust2004/05.jpg]

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http://www.jedilegacy.net/gonk/
2004-08-22, 3:16 PM #32
Nat > Keira

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2004-08-22, 3:36 PM #33
why is she so desperately pouting in those last two pictures [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif] i know she has pouty lips but lol it looks like shes blowing :P

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2004-08-22, 4:06 PM #34
I'm wondering what brilliant photographer thought having her pose as a cold-turkey crack addict in the first picture was a good idea.

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2004-08-22, 5:05 PM #35
[http://www.eforu.com/cards/pictures/natalieimbruglia/ni2.jpg]
Natalie Imbruglia ~ Not much older than me, and I love older ladies. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

[http://www.superiorpics.com/nicole_kidman/images/nicole006.jpg]
Nicole Kidman ~ I've had a crush on her for years...love those redheads.

[http://www.celebwelove.com/Scarlett_Johansson/scarlett_johansson7.jpg]
Scarlett Johannson ~ A little young for my taste, but she's growing into a beautiful young lady.

What is the deal with everyone liking girls with the 'on my way to rehab' look? If I wanted to date a corpse, I'd just go dig one up down the road at the local cemetery.

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[This message has been edited by MentatMM (edited August 22, 2004).]
2004-08-22, 5:13 PM #36
Natalie Imbrughlia
Kiera
Jennifer Aniston
Alyson Hannigan
Liv
Salma Hayek.

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D E A T H
2004-08-22, 7:17 PM #37
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
<Flirbnic> Every time we have one of these 'hottest woman' threads I'm tempted to post a really old painting of a nude woman.
<Flirbnic> Like that one of Venus on the shell, or something.
<Flirbnic> Or what's-her-name having sex with the bird...
<MBeggar> heh
<MBeggar> I hate those threads
<MBeggar> they are creepy
<happydud> agreed
<Flirbnic> They're always the same.
<Flirbnic> Lots of people: (posts the same photos as in the last thread of the same subject)
<Flirbnic> Someone: (posts a picture of Liv Tyler)
<Flirbnic> SAJN_Master: UGLY!
<Flirbnic> Everyone else: NO
<Flirbnic> Lots of people: (posts the same photos as in the last thread of the same subject)
<MBeggar> gbk: LOOK AT MY INTERNET WEBPAGE WITH PICTURES
<happydud> Ubuu: <posts anything>
<Flirbnic> Darth Evad: Liv.
<happydud> Everyone else: <changes opionion so it's the opposite of Ubuu's>
<Flirbnic> SAJN_Master: SHE MUST DIE
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I'm just a little boy.
2004-08-22, 7:38 PM #38
Define anything.

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In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03
In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03
2004-08-22, 7:40 PM #39
I like the looks of this one

[http://www.ne.jp/asahi/hp/mastervision/penelope1.jpg]

and this one:

[http://atlas.imagemagician.com/images/spork/ec21b.jpg]

both are in the 8.5 - 9.0 range on my attractiveness scale of 0-9.9.I go up to 9.9 b/c there is no such thing as a perfect 10.

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I have found that you can transform your character solely by the power of belief: as you believe yourself to be, so you shall become over time.

[This message has been edited by Pagewizard_YKS (edited August 22, 2004).]
2004-08-22, 8:52 PM #40
That first one you quoted, Page (Penelope Cruz?) looks like she could really use some sleep. Ugh. The other pictures of her were far more flattering.
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