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Sexiest Woman, warning fellow 56kers.
2004-08-22, 9:03 PM #41
You know, there really are a lot of attractive women modeling for various ads. Victoria's Secret, or even Sears, they're there.

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2004-08-23, 7:29 AM #42
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Matthew Pate:
That first one you quoted, Page (Penelope Cruz?) looks like she could really use some sleep. Ugh. The other pictures of her were far more flattering.</font>


Or maybe an eyebrow pluck and getting rid of the morbid duck face.

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2004-08-23, 8:17 AM #43
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
[http://www.ne.jp/asahi/hp/mastervision/penelope1.jpg]
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Good god...how can you people find that attractive?? The other pictures of her were alot better...this ones just disgusting.



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2004-08-23, 8:19 AM #44
its called beer.

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2004-08-23, 8:30 AM #45
looks are relative. a chick that may be one man's 9 may be another man's 6.

there is no real standard.

For example, if I said that Kiera knightley is a 7 who happens to be as flat as the state of Kansas, some of you kiera-lovers would probably disagree with me.



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2004-08-23, 8:40 AM #46
[http://www.ne.jp/asahi/hp/mastervision/penelope1.jpg]
I give that picture a 3 1/2...

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2004-08-23, 9:29 AM #47
when you're poking the fire you don't look at the mantelpiece.

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2004-08-23, 9:41 AM #48
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Septic Yogurt:
when you're poking the fire you don't look at the mantelpiece.

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spe's wisdom surpases pagewizard's "wisdom".

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2004-08-23, 9:48 AM #49
[http://www.missuniverse.com/delegates/2004/images/main/NO.jpg]

[http://www.missuniverse.com/delegates/2004/images/swim/US.jpg]

[http://www.sestus.net/images/hmm.jpg]

No bragging or anything, I just wanted to see them side by side to test a theory of mine. She's dead to me anyway. :P

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2004-08-23, 10:40 AM #50
[http://imagecorner.sorrowind.net/64/6.jpg]

[http://imagecorner.sorrowind.net/64/5.jpg]

Elisha Cuthbert is the hottest woman on Earth. (Liv Ugly is ugly by the way)

[This message has been edited by drizzt2k2 (edited August 23, 2004).]
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2004-08-23, 11:10 AM #51
I agree with drizzt2k2.

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2004-08-23, 11:27 AM #52
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Blood Asp:
spe's wisdom surpases pagewizard's "wisdom".

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HAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF PW BECAUSE HE gets more...women...than you. Oh wait, that's called pathetic.

Seriously, STOP PICKING ON PW. He's a good guy, and plenty nice, and his advice is sound if you're just trying to pick up a girl say at a movie, or somewhere similar that is impersonal. Seriously.

But anyways, I think Penelope Cruz is so-so, and I agree that Keira's semi-flat, but good GOD is she hawt. I've said it once, and I'll say it again--a good body does not make a woman pretty.

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2004-08-23, 1:02 PM #53
it is when you've got double vision.

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2004-08-23, 1:39 PM #54
Am I the only one that almost prefers foriegn women to american women these days? Foriegn women are so damn sexy, while here a lot of the women act masculine and get fat when they get into their mid '30s, and they start to turn in their mid '20s. Its nauseating.


Brazil and Italy have some of the best women on the planet in terms of looks.

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2004-08-23, 2:02 PM #55
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
Jennifer Aniston
[http://www.toppics4u.com/jennifer_aniston/misc/005.jpg] </font>


I don't really understand how people find her particularly attractive. I'm not saying she's the ugliest thing ever, but she's really rather plain looking...really. So, why her specifically and not every other plain-looking woman on the planet (80% of women)?



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2004-08-23, 2:41 PM #56
I usually just call her "Pumpkinhead". I can't quite place why, but to me, her head seems enormous. Is it the hair? Is it a large brain inside? You be the judge.

As far as Keira goes...her face is very masculine. If I were to describe her looks...I'd have to use the word "handsome". That in itself is troublesome to me. I don't subscribe to the high cheekbone look. I prefer my women to be...womenly.

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2004-08-23, 2:43 PM #57
Jennifer Aniston.. plain? On my list she's up there pretty high. Plain.. does not compute.

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2004-08-23, 2:58 PM #58
[http://home.earthlink.net/~trigger_happy_chewie/Liv_tyler_1.jpg]

Yes! Liv Tyler was actually rated by a pannel of judges as the 2nd most naturally beautiful woman on the planet.

I would have to agree!

or anything here!
http://www.lovelylivtyler.com/gallery/


Oh SAJN...DIE!!!

Sorry for the scroll, but its too pretty to shrink!
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2004-08-23, 3:12 PM #59
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2004-08-23, 3:27 PM #60


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2004-08-23, 3:50 PM #61
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Master Tonberry:
I don't really understand how people find her particularly attractive. I'm not saying she's the ugliest thing ever, but she's really rather plain looking...really. So, why her specifically and not every other plain-looking woman on the planet (80% of women)?

[This message has been edited by Master Tonberry (edited August 23, 2004).]</font>

God lord...if your think that 80% (!!!) of woman are just as good looking as JENNIFER ANISTON, then you are in a for a serious ****ing reality check.

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2004-08-23, 4:05 PM #62
Well personally? Want my philosiphy on how I find people attractive? Rule of thumb.. If you like someone, for who they truly are.. You will find them sexy, and also as a added bonus.. Attraction will be heavy! I mean.. If you like each other enough for who you each are as a person then.. Dont make babies any time soon..

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2004-08-23, 4:12 PM #63
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Katt:
[http://www.pyrouniverse.com/pics/hitit.jpg] </font>


Thanks, I needed a laugh. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-08-23, 9:52 PM #64
...see, I don't get why people bother arguing "She's not hot! Yes she is! No she's not!" ....beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and we should be damn glad. Otherwise, dating would be pretty difficult if everyone found the exact same thing attractive. Anyway, I know people are going to fight me on some of my choices but, meh.

Anne Hathaway: She's really cute and has a nice body. Not stick thin, not heavy. I still refuse to see her stupid movie, though. There are better pictures, but IMDB doesn't allow remote linking...grumble.
[http://img.atpictures.com/anneh/AnneHathaw_Cohen_834338_600.jpg]

Keira: yeah, she lacks curve, and her accent is annoying as all hell (I usually love British accents, but her's is horrible) but she's pretty damn hot. There are enough pics of her on this thread already.

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2004-08-23, 10:02 PM #65
[http://sajn.phearwear.com/Liv.jpg]


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2004-08-23, 10:03 PM #66
[edit: double post]

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-08-23, 10:09 PM #67
Christ all mighty Chewie! That image even causes ME side scrolling and I'm on 1280x960.

Thus you must die.

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2004-08-23, 10:10 PM #68
The fact that SAJN_Master still reads Cracked or MAD tells us a lot about his maturity level and sense of humor.

Oh wait, no, it doesn't. We already knew.
2004-08-23, 10:46 PM #69
I must say that thus far on this page, Darko wins hands down.

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2004-08-23, 11:42 PM #70
yeah, she is hot.
nice rack too.

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2004-08-24, 12:08 AM #71
[http://img63.exs.cx/img63/3140/hiii.jpg]

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2004-08-24, 1:27 AM #72
Yoshimi wins.

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2004-08-24, 6:03 AM #73
[http://imagecorner.sorrowind.net/56/61093363058.jpg]

Not a celeb, but easily the most captivating smile I've ever seen...
2004-08-24, 6:22 AM #74
That's a horrible picture of Anne Hathaway. She almost looks pregnant in that picture.

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2004-08-24, 6:27 AM #75
First of all... that is NOT Anne Hathaway...

And pregnant? You must be crazy!
2004-08-24, 6:35 AM #76
I was referring to the picture Darko posted, not yours.

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2004-08-24, 6:51 AM #77
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">The fact that SAJN_Master still reads Cracked or MAD tells us a lot about his maturity level and sense of humor.
Oh wait, no, it doesn't. We already knew.
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1.) Your a big a**
2.) WTF is cracked?
3.) The only copy of mad I have ever bought was the one pictured above, because I am a huge LotR freak and the comic inside just frelling PWND.
4.) Bugger off.



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2004-08-24, 1:03 PM #78
Connection Problem wins!

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2004-08-24, 1:14 PM #79
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:

1.) Your a big a**
2.) WTF is cracked?
3.) The only copy of mad I have ever bought was the one pictured above, because I am a huge LotR freak and the comic inside just frelling PWND.
4.) Bugger off.
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He pokes fun at everyone. And don't say frell unless you know the word's roots (wow that sounded lame). Farscape > *. You called it a "nother cheesy sci-fi series with bad makeup".

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2004-08-24, 2:34 PM #80
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolfy:
I was referring to the picture Darko posted, not yours.

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