So tonight was my first night at a gay bar, and this guy came up to me a couple times and he seemed kind of cute and nice. Later on the dance floor we found each other and were dancing and making out... and I went home with him.

He totally passed out while I was blowing him.

It sucks because he's the first guy I've been with that I was actually attracted to. I popped open notepad on his laptop and left him a note... maybe he'll call. Whatever.

Post your embarrassing hook-up/bar/dating/sex stories.

Apparently some lassie that I made out with a few years back is a massive dyke now.

I'm not entirely sure that's my fault though.

Not really much. I've been promised to be hooked up with friends of friends, but it never happens.

Once was going to go on a date with someone. I spent all day and half the night waiting on them. >_<

Once got caught having sex in campus parking lot by campus security at around 10 at night. However, they didn't disturb us. The next day, one of the security guards (that I know) walked up to me and asked me about my ex's vehicle (which we were in). I told him that I knew the owner. He then got quiet, like he was thinking of something to say. Finally he just said that whatever we were doing, we should do somewhere else. I was entertained. She wasn't.

I got drunk on a birthday and slept with my buddies GF at the time. Luckily he knew she was a common whore and wasn't that upset. She has since moved, and had children. Not mine by the way hah.

puked in girls bin, then we started going out a week later.

thats about it. Havent really hooked up with anyone in past 2 years :(:carl:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Only embarrassing is the fact that I have no hook-up stories

I did something similar while I was on vacation traveling Europe back when I was 18.. Except I wasn't blowing any dudes

my mom walked into my room like a minute or two after i had just had sex.

for clarification, it was with me..

Before we got married... and her mother didn't know and wouldn't have stood for it.

It was a bit awkward.

Like literally I rolled over, grabbed my shirt and pulled it on, then "knock knock" and the door opens.

"smells like sex in here"

yeah..the sex was on fire. >.>

hooked up with my (at that point soon-to-be girlfriend) only a few feet away from my best friend and his girlfriend at night, only to have him wake up and tell us to move to another room.

"whoooooaaaaa-uuuhh--ohhhh, ma sex is on fiiiiirreeeeee" good song

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

mee too:gbk:

Drunkenly made out with bestfriend's recent ex 5 feet from him, only to have her proceed to stalk me for the rest of my life. She calls every night. I'm not kidding. All of my received texts are song lyrics from her.

hey at least you have a fan base
me doesn't
no girls call me

I was visiting some friends at college when I noticed an attractive blonde that they had just brought into their circle. She told one of the girls that they ought to give me her phone number. Girls being girls, one approached me and told me that the girl wanted me to have her number, but that I couldn't have it unless I slept with one of her unattractive girlfriends. I told her it wasn't worth it...

... cut to a bottle of jack and some bowls smoked later and my friends caught me giving it to the unattractive girl from behind outside one of their windows on the dorm roof. I finished up, went inside and politely asked for the phone number I was owed.

Long story short, when I finally get a date with the attractive blonde originally mentioned she ended up getting a ride home with her **** buddy rather than me

How did they ever find you in such a private locale...

We had to climb out my friend's window to get there. They came looking for us in the last place we had been seen, my friend's room.

No it isn't.

That entire album is horse****.

**** you.

i actually have no truly embarrassing stories... i'm not even embarrassed by the few fat or unattractive chicks i've nailed...

uggos and fatties do things attractive people might be less inclined to do

Like... Jim7?

Hah, sorry, the setup was too good.

Truth. So ****ing sick of that song.

All (read: both) of my pulling stories are kind of embarrassing. The latest one was at a New Years party at the flat of my boss. His flatmate had invited his friends up from his hometown and I ended up getting off with one of them at different points during the night. Anyway, everyone apart from me and about three others ended up going to bed around 5 or 6 in the morning. I was only really up to make sure these guys met their taxi and that the flat got locked up properly when they left. After that I crashed on the couch, whereas everyone else had ended up in groups of three or four sharing beds, including this girl and my boss. They ended up getting off with each other. I found out when everyone had woken up but didn't mention it to my boss what had happened until we were next in work. We had a good laugh about it afterwards. This particular group of girls had been rather abruptly described as "cock hungry" by another guy the next day, which I guess explains how I got any in the first place >.>

You've already read long, detailed narratives of my failed exploits.

i'll admit it was a good one...

The only embarrassing thing about my stories is that they're terribly boring.

i had sex in the athletic training room of my school.. long story short the chick (who unfortunately was a hood rat) spilled the beans and eventually I found out that I was the talk of the school staff room for weeks.

A few months ago I forgot to get my friend a birthday present- and so I called him up and I said "next time you have sex when you orgasm, scream my name. Jonathan Michael Del Sesto. You have to scream first, middle, and last or it doesn't count." My friend replies "Why on earth would I do that?!" and I said "I forgot to get you a gift, so when you do this- your girlfriends expression is my gift to you." he thought for a bit and said "Fine, but the next time you have sex, you need to do the same."

Unfortunately, the next time I had sex was with a girl I had never been with before- on Valentine's Day. So all is going well, it's a sweet night, we're cuddling in bed and one thing leads to another- and we're getting into it, and about half way thorough I realize what I have to do- ah crap.

"BRIAN BOURGEOIS RAMOS!"

What a horrible middle name, right? We haven't slept together since.

Thinly veiled "I HAD [gay] SEX!" post.

well, i dont have any that are really embarrassing, just kind of bizarre. most interesting one was my now ex girlfriend was giving me "mouth hugs" while we were driving around. after a few moments i decide it is probably a prudent idea to pull over while this is happening. i soon realize we pulled up across the street from a guy who appears to be sleeping in his car (eyes closed and head back). the guy opens his eyes and sees us (really only me because my lady friends head is not in view at the time) and looks very worried or uncomfortable. for some reason my girlfriend thinks it would be funny to pop her head up and wave at the guy. so she does and the guy suddenly gets a huge smile and looks like he is saying something. suddenly a girls head appears from his lap. he gives me a thumbs up and his girls head disappears again. we left at that point.

Alran... that is probably the most classic thing I have ever heard! That is some stand-up comedy worthy **** right there.

I didn't post about it the previous 9 or 10 times. I had a funny story to share.

Every time one of you hetero guys mentions a girl, nobody thinks anything. If I say anything about a guy everyone seems to think I'm flaunting my gayness. **** off.

Also 5 feet from her...downwards.

That is awesome. Total high five moment!

I support your gayness Vin. Yay.

I'll only say I needed a visit to the clinic.

not everyone Vin. Only him. In fact most of us were rather nonchalant.

i was having sex w/my ex and my parents called and i didnt pick up so they came over to find out wtf was going on... and i didn't answer the door, so they called the cops. ever see the movie 'vacancy'? it was kinda like that with them banging on the doors and shining lights through the windows and ****.