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AMERiCA!
2009-07-03, 10:09 PM #1
**** YEAH!
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2009-07-03, 10:11 PM #2
F*** YEAH
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"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2009-07-03, 10:12 PM #3
2009-07-03, 10:35 PM #4
America?
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I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-07-03, 10:35 PM #5
America! America? America.
2009-07-03, 11:07 PM #6
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Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
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Free Jin!
2009-07-03, 11:09 PM #7
AMERICA

**** YEAH
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2009-07-03, 11:39 PM #8

YEAH PATRIOTIC TIMES

2009-07-04, 12:01 AM #9
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?
2009-07-04, 12:15 AM #10
the asses we've kicked

the english
our own
the spaniards
the germans
the germans again
the japanese
.... we kinda slapped the north koreans around a bit
.... ... .. .
we haven't really thoroughly kicked another country's *** since WW2....
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-07-04, 12:16 AM #11
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2009-07-04, 12:40 AM #12
America, the world's greatest ******* > = ]
\(='_'=)/
2009-07-04, 1:16 AM #13
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
the asses we've kicked

the english
our own
the spaniards
the germans
the germans again
the japanese
.... we kinda slapped the north koreans around a bit
.... ... .. .
we haven't really thoroughly kicked another country's *** since WW2....


Don't forget China during the Korean War.
Pissed Off?
2009-07-04, 1:34 AM #14
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-07-04, 1:59 AM #15
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
the asses we've kicked

the english
our own
the spaniards
the germans
the germans again
the japanese
.... we kinda slapped the north koreans around a bit
.... ... .. .
we haven't really thoroughly kicked another country's *** since WW2....

Well the first time you hit Iraq you left them on fire and in rubble.
2009-07-04, 2:06 AM #16
I combined the title of this thread with the one above it (atari games source code released) and got "America's source code released." :tinfoil:
DO NOT WANT.
2009-07-04, 7:03 AM #17
[http://blog.lib.umn.edu/snackeru/greet/atomic-bomb.jpg]

**** Yeah.

Quote:
Well the first time you hit Iraq you left them on fire and in rubble.


Wasn't it already like that?
2009-07-04, 7:37 AM #18
No. Iraq was once the most powerful country in the middle east, back when Baghdad was the capital of things.
2009-07-04, 7:48 AM #19
....It was a rhetorical question.. :carl: :neckbeard:
2009-07-04, 8:05 AM #20
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2009-07-04, 8:15 AM #21
fishstickz wins this thread.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2009-07-04, 9:02 AM #22
9.1% of the nation is unemployed (Michigan leading the charge @ 14.1%)

People are graduating high school with 5th grade education.

A very large portion of the population still believes the world was created 6,000 years ago and probably we're at the center of the universe

$11,489,560,999,310.74

Practically every nation on this planet can ruin us economically by saying these words in their respective language: "Ok, time to pay up!" But it will be mostly China.

AMERICA **** YEAH!
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2009-07-04, 9:12 AM #23
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
the asses we've kicked

the english
our own
the spaniards
the germans
the germans again
the japanese
.... we kinda slapped the north koreans around a bit
.... ... .. .
we haven't really thoroughly kicked another country's *** since WW2....


I'd say we've kicked Iraq's *** twice, if you only count their legitimate government.

First time the gulf war, second time the "war on terror" when we took out the government and army in a matter of a week or so. (NOTE: NOT talking about the terrorists before anyone starts a ****storm.)
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-07-04, 9:19 AM #24
Originally posted by dalf:

Practically every nation on this planet can ruin us economically by saying these words in their respective language: "Ok, time to pay up!" But it will be mostly China.

AMERICA **** YEAH!


Yeah, they'll say it, and we'll start kicking ***.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2009-07-04, 10:11 AM #25
Quote:
Practically every nation on this planet can ruin us economically by saying these words in their respective language: "Ok, time to pay up!" But it will be mostly China.
No they can't. The world economy is a MAD situation, with the US at the center. If we go down, they all go down; including the one that did it to us.

Disregard the fact that if any country tried that Obama would be like "Hahahahahaha!! ....uh, no."
2009-07-04, 10:25 AM #26
You guys make me ****ing sick
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2009-07-04, 10:34 AM #27
Yeah I know. We don't piss all over their countries when they celebrate their most important holiday.
2009-07-04, 10:35 AM #28
Plus, most countries owe US money. Not the other way around. *coughcoughFrancecoughcough*
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-07-04, 11:10 AM #29
Quote:
Yeah I know. We don't piss all over their countries when they celebrate their most important holiday.


:carl:
2009-07-04, 11:32 AM #30
Originally posted by dalf:
9.1% of the nation is unemployed (Michigan leading the charge @ 14.1%)

People are graduating high school with 5th grade education.

A very large portion of the population still believes the world was created 6,000 years ago and probably we're at the center of the universe

$11,489,560,999,310.74

Practically every nation on this planet can ruin us economically by saying these words in their respective language: "Ok, time to pay up!" But it will be mostly China.

AMERICA **** YEAH!


Buzzkill.

Originally posted by zanardi:
You guys make me ****ing sick


Because?
2009-07-04, 12:17 PM #31
Originally posted by dalf:
9.1% of the nation is unemployed (Michigan leading the charge @ 14.1%)

People are graduating high school with 5th grade education.

A very large portion of the population still believes the world was created 6,000 years ago and probably we're at the center of the universe

$11,489,560,999,310.74

Practically every nation on this planet can ruin us economically by saying these words in their respective language: "Ok, time to pay up!" But it will be mostly China.

AMERICA **** YEAH!


he speaks ill of his country...

WE MUST DEPORT HIM!!!!
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-07-04, 12:33 PM #32
America is a sinking ship.

...but!
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2009-07-04, 1:03 PM #33
Originally posted by dalf:
9.1% of the nation is unemployed (Michigan leading the charge @ 14.1%)

People are graduating high school with 5th grade education.

A very large portion of the population still believes the world was created 6,000 years ago and probably we're at the center of the universe

$11,489,560,999,310.74

Practically every nation on this planet can ruin us economically by saying these words in their respective language: "Ok, time to pay up!" But it will be mostly China.

AMERICA **** YEAH!


* Ostensibly, we are at the center of the observable universe.

* No, to say that practically every nation on the planet can ruin us economically is absurd.

* The unemployment rate has little to do with how great a country is; it only signifies that it hasn't yet changed its economic paradigm to something more sensible, and that's because of corruption.

* Fifth grade education allows for reading, writing, and arithmetic and therefore autodidacticism. All else is fluff. Therefore your beef is with human nature, not any country in particular.

* As for the national debt, if it can be 11 trillion, what's another 11 trillion? Honest question. (My point is, economic wizardry can be performed to justify anything. At this point, using the national debt as justification for some horrible wrongdoing is fairly archaic.)

So what this boils down to, basically, is that America is corrupt. Just like every other country, state, and city in the history of humanity.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2009-07-04, 1:10 PM #34
Originally posted by zanardi:
You guys make me ****ing sick


Look on the bright side, I haven't made my Trademark Catchphrase post yet!

Vive le Amérique libre!
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2009-07-04, 1:19 PM #35
Don't forget that more than half of the country doesn't have any idea what America even is..or WAS...and has no respect for that anyway.

Happy 4th of July! Maybe in a few years it'll be one of those vestigial holidays, where the original meaning doesn't even apply anymore, but hey, hotdogs!
Warhead[97]
2009-07-04, 1:30 PM #36
A few years? How many is a 'few'? It hasn't changed in my lifetime, despite people *****ing about the downfall of American values.
2009-07-04, 1:34 PM #37
Dull people tend to ***** about the decline of values and how things used to be run more efficiently in their day. Bright people understand that most dull old people do that, whether it's 2009 or 1225 or 300 BC.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2009-07-04, 1:39 PM #38
JM, it has changed in your lifetime. It's always changing. Whether that's for better or for worse really depends on your point of view.

Free, I'm pretty sure things were not run more efficiently "in my day". But then again, I'm also pretty sure that "my day" is basically right now, since I'm only 21. But you're right, I am pretty dull.
Warhead[97]
2009-07-04, 1:44 PM #39
Yay America!
Originally posted by Freelancer:
* Fifth grade education allows for reading, writing, and arithmetic and therefore autodidacticism. All else is fluff. Therefore your beef is with human nature, not any country in particular.

Just because you can do something doesn't mean you can do it well.
nope.
2009-07-04, 2:55 PM #40
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"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
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