finland sent their airborne snow delivery units to snow all over my 4th

No, it's been hamburgers and fireworks the whole time...

Oh, wait? Did you think the holiday was about some historic event? You're pretty deluded. It's about saying **** YEAH WE'RE AMERICAN, *****ES. And it always has been.

Also, Joey Chestnut won the hot dog eating contest. **** YEAH.

Sorry JM, I was talking about the country in general, not about the holiday in particular. Don't know why I switched it around. You're right about the holiday, in our lifetime anyway. However, I think YOU'RE a little deluded if you think that it didn't mean a little something more to Americans in 1776, or 1777. Or any of the following years during which blood was still being shed for independence.

PS: trucks and guns and chicks driving trucks with gun racks! Cowboy hats! Yeehaw!

NASCARRRRRRR.

I'M IN YOUR THREADS

FINNISHING YOUR 4TH OF JULYS

Noooooooooooooooo. You're only allowed to participate if you admit that pickup trucks are sweet!

Then you can wave whatever flag you want.

AMERICA!

housten, we have a win

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Oh and who's the blonde in the second post?

On this day Will Smith defeated the aliens.
A true hero.

Lies. It was Jeff Goldbloom.

Maybe. But it wasn't a federal holiday then. And, the vast majority of the population felt little to nothing about it; they stayed out of the war entirely. The holiday serves a singular purpose : To instill patriotism in the populace. It's a day for us to go out and scream **** YEAH AMERICA!.

Amanda Tapping from Stargate Sg1

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What's american about that?

parwn, silly vinny, it totally american

Totally don't care how american that is. I like it, that's american enough for me.

America!

Her name is America Olivo. That is what this thread is about, is it not?

Wow, didn't realize that was her. She looked incredibly older in the show compared to that pic.

Less airbrush on TV.

ROCK FLAG AND EAAAGGLLLEEEE

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I think her "porn career" was long before SG-1.

Meh, Texas seems to be doing just fine in this 'economic downturn'. In fact, I see people from out of state almost daily around my SMALL town at that. (Population 10,xxx)

Alaska, Ohio, New York... to name a few.

I, for one, refuse to acknowledge the independence of the colonies and am outraged at the celebration of these terrorists. We never signed those divorce papers, we just drew a penis and some balls on the document. It's the same wang trick we used with most of the colonies, India thinks it has independence too!

It was cursed, the declaration of independence, Tommy Jefferson and Johnny Adams both died exactly 50 years since their signing. That is surely too coincidental to be a coincidence. And I know how it went down, on that fateful day, Tomtom and Johnface on their deathbeds;
' Hey TJ, you're looking a bit peeky today, kid '
' Not looking too good yourself, Johnny '
' Yeah, I think I'll be dead in a few minutes. Bit annoying, big stuff '
' Who'd've thought that day 50 years ago, we'd be sitting here staring oblivion squarely in the chops ready to pop some serious clogs? '
' Actually I would, T Jeff, that wasn't just the Declaration we were signging, it was a pact with Anubis, the Egyptian God of Death. Anubis came to me and said "I will grant you the independence of your nation, but you must grant me your death in return" and I was all " What, now?" and he said [/COLOR]"Woof" the dog-headed scoundrel "I want it now!". I love to haggle, so I got another 50 years out of him [/COLOR]'
' For real?! '
' For real. '
' Jeepers! 50 years for free! '
' Not exactly, I had to throw you into the bargain '
' What! You ****! '
' It was either me right then, or the pair of us 50 years down the line! '
' Not the point, ****bag! I might have had something on today! '
' It was either that or no declaration of independence! '
' I'll ****ing declare you independent! '
' It's a pretty good deal! I'm 83, you're 91, it's the 19th century, we probably both lived much longer than we would've done otherwise! With that sort of work, it's no surprise the Egyptians went out of business! Ain't that right? '
' Sorry mate, I've died. '
' Me too. '

and that's exactly how it happened.