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Ugly girls wearing sunglasses syndrome
2009-09-02, 5:08 PM #41
I imagine that if I ever did find myself wearing a pair of aviators that I would have "Highway to the Danger Zone" stuck in my head.
2009-09-02, 5:25 PM #42
Cheap Trick's Mighty Wings is the best song in that movie as far as I'm concerned. :awesome:
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-09-02, 6:40 PM #43
I'm glad I've never seen that movie.
nope.
2009-09-02, 8:05 PM #44
i wear tinted safety glasses, because they wrap around and kill the sunlight dead

o.0
2009-09-03, 5:39 AM #45
I love my aviators.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-09-03, 5:40 AM #46
And no JM, Lady Gaga is not attractive.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-09-03, 5:50 AM #47
Quote:
And no JM, Lady Gaga is not attractive.


There's a picture of lady gaga wearing oversized glasses in this thread?
2009-09-03, 5:52 AM #48
There was.

:/
nope.
2009-09-03, 9:06 AM #49
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
And no JM, Lady Gaga is not attractive.


Isn't there a rumor floating around that she is a hermaphrodite?
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-09-03, 9:10 AM #50
Yeah, but Katy Perry says it was just a strapon.
2009-09-04, 11:16 AM #51
wtf are those dumb sun glasses with the slots..whats the point, i dont get it
2009-09-04, 11:19 AM #52
You mean the one this d******** is wearing:

[http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c365/djelite16/kanyeGlasses.jpg]

2009-09-04, 11:22 AM #53
Oh those are cool; I've always wanted my face to look more like the grille of a car
Stuff
2009-09-05, 1:03 AM #54
Gay fish.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2009-09-05, 1:32 AM #55
I really want to see some legislation dealing with this problem. I've wasted far too much time trying to determine whether chicks wearing sunglasses are actually hot. I can only imagine what a huge drain on worker productivity this is nationwide.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-09-05, 8:24 AM #56
Personally glasses on girls is hot. Especially the librarian/read ones. These face covering ones aren't so great however. And my girlfriend has like 8 pairs. Luckily I've already established that she's hot so it's easier for me :D

she also has the hot reading ones
2009-09-05, 8:31 AM #57
Idea: some sort of infrared or ultraviolet imaging system that would determine facial geometry underneath the glasses which could then be combined with computer-generated imagery to render an approximation of what the girl would look like without glasses.
Stuff
2009-09-05, 8:33 AM #58
Better Idea: X-ray glasses for every male to wear.
2009-09-05, 8:46 AM #59
that's a bit harsh; I don't care what her skeleton looks like
Stuff
2009-09-05, 12:54 PM #60
Not to mention that the sunglasses will show up in the xray image.
2009-09-05, 2:10 PM #61
Originally posted by kyle90:
Idea: some sort of infrared or ultraviolet imaging system that would determine facial geometry underneath the glasses which could then be combined with computer-generated imagery to render an approximation of what the girl would look like without glasses.

But can it involve lasers?
nope.
2009-09-05, 2:22 PM #62
Well naturally, it would have to involve lasers.

I'll get working on a design straightaway
Stuff
2009-09-06, 10:28 AM #63
hooray!

hey, kyle. can you invent me a teleportation device? It'll need to be small enough for you to be able to mail it to me on the ship without occaisioning comment (and preferably small enough to fit in my locker), and will need to have remote teleportation capabilities. Also, it must work reliably, no teleporting half bodies or anything.
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