Snowball Skirmish
A holiday forum game

Objective:
Score the most snowball hits, and be the least hit yourself. (tentative ending time: end of the year)

Rules:
1) You can throw one snowball per post. You can only throw at people who are playing. Try not to pick on one person if you can help it.

2) You make the snowball by making a post saying something to the effect of "I am building a snowball." The more posts you make to build the snowball, the bigger it will be and the more points it will be worth if it hits. One post = 1 point, 2 posts = 2 points, 3 posts = 3 points, etc. You can not build and throw in the same post.

3) There is a slim chance you can avoid being hit if you post that you dodge the attack within a window of time after the throw has been made. The window is ten minutes for every point of the snowball (10 minutes for a 1-point snowball, 20 minutes for a 2-point snowball, etc.) You can not dodge and build at the same time, but you may dodge and throw at the same time.

4) You can't post twice in a row.

5) If there's any dispute about the rules, settle the dispute with loud, bratty yelling and threats to tell on them.

Feel free to illustrate with descriptive words, MSPaint masterpieces, or whatever inspires you. I'll start!

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The towering and thin Gebohq taunts all his opponents to dare strike him down, for he has felled two mighty trees WITH HIS BARE HANDS!

*throws snow boulder at Geb

I'm building a (yellow) snowball.

Ewww!

I'm rolling a snowball -- a normal snowball!

Adds to KOPs snowball.

DONT CROSS THE STREAMS!!!

I was wondering if anyone would think to do that.

I continue to roll my snowball (2).

Continues rolling snowball *adds some gravel*...

Geez, you're rolling one nasty snowball. o_o;

I....continue rolling my snowball. (3) It's an arms race!

Continues rolling ball even more and adds broken glass, razor blades and expired yogurt.

I throw my snowball... at DesertPike!

(It would seem my snowball was of a nuclear devestation... :ninja:...)

Falls dead from impact of snowball, last request is to have corpse added to KOP's snowball and vengence to be had.

Geez, it was a snowball, not a death machine like the one you're helping to build!

I start scooping another snowball (1).

My other request is not to have my corpse violated thank-you very much.

(continues to roll ball in death)

CHARGIN MAH SNOWBALL

I'm building my fiery-enchanted magical snowball (1pt)

I throw my snowball at KOP_AoEJedi!

Throwing my snowball at geb. (1 size)

ninja dodge!

(And now... a mexican stand-off? )

I am making ball with snow to take down a tyrant.

I build a new snowball (1) to remain a tyrant -- ha ha!

My corpse still remains un-revengified.

Rolls this ***** (2) [to correct the misconception that he was talking about Gebohq or anyone specifically.]

I too, roll some moar (2). I am invincible!

+1
Fiery-enchanted magical snowball (2pt)

I begin rolling a [s]blunt[/s] snowball.

*runs in and punts JediKirby at Gebohq


(<3)

Is being rolled up in his own snowball by Jep. (3)

Fiery Enchanted Snowball starts having blue flame (3)

I've been hit!!!

*Continues building snowball*

Fiery-Enchanted Snowball covered in blue fire with hints of purple fire (4pts)

Rolls out another (4) layer of killage.

Fiery Enchanted Snowball now purple middle with outer blue flame. (5)

Begins hitting the blunt, "Ahhhh yeah that's the stuff!"

Fiery Enchanted Snowball encapsillated in purple flame. (6)

I hit Reid with Halley's Comet. (76)

I begin digging up the graves of excellent snowball specimens to build a Frankenball. (1)

I throw my snowball (2) at Veger! Just call me the Frost Giant!

Wrar!

I laboriously stitch the Frankenball together. (2)