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Snowball Skirmish (forum game)

2009-12-12, 10:10 PM #41

Veger

A Waste of Space

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Gah, I think I'm too late to dodge.

Fiery Enchanted snowball becomes 1 1/3 the size, still purple (7)

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2009-12-13, 12:09 AM #42

JediKirby

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Rolling this snowball has become a labor of love. (5)

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2009-12-13, 12:18 AM #43

Masq

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I send out an errand-hunchback to procure the perfect brain for the Frankenball. (3)

2009-12-13, 12:34 AM #44

Gebohq

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Indeed. Sometimes, it pays to have tiny balls. :ninja:

I start scooping another snowball (1). It is plain, like my fury! No, wait...

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2009-12-14, 7:40 AM #45

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

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*LAUNCHES AT Gebohq*

(3 turn ball + gravel bonus + yellow insulting ball)

*waits*

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2009-12-14, 8:11 AM #46

KOP_AoEJedi

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d-d-d-dominated!

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2009-12-14, 12:07 PM #47

Gebohq

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*Gebohq falls over complete with Punch-Out knockdown noise*

*throws his snowball at KOP_AOEJedi!*

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2009-12-14, 2:57 PM #48

JediKirby

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*rolls harder better faster stronger.* (6)

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2009-12-14, 3:41 PM #49

Gebohq

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*scoop-a scoop* (1)

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2009-12-15, 12:15 PM #50

KOP_AoEJedi

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*spits out grits of snowball* That one had poo in it...

*rolls a whitey*

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2009-12-15, 12:46 PM #51

Gebohq

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Ain't I a stinker?

*throws snowball at JediKirby*

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2009-12-15, 12:57 PM #52

KOP_AoEJedi

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*Rolls some more*(2)

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2009-12-15, 4:49 PM #53

JediKirby

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Posts: 17,361

*doesn't dodge*

*rolls on* (7)

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2009-12-15, 6:42 PM #54

Veger

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Fiery Enchanted Snowball becomes 2x it's original size, twice as bright, and starts sparkling (8)

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2009-12-15, 10:36 PM #55

Gebohq

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I bend down from my lofty height to begin sculpting another snowball (1).

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2009-12-15, 11:03 PM #56

JediKirby

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*uses super-dwarf strength and throws 300 lb (7) snowball into Geb's tyrant face while he's bent over*

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2009-12-16, 1:02 AM #57

Veger

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Fiery-Enchanted Magical Purple-Flame Snowball that's Sparkling starts Sparkling more, leaving a faint trail when it moves (9)

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2009-12-16, 11:17 AM #58

KOP_AoEJedi

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*Rolls snowball over a small orphan child*

Ball is henceforth deemed Hungry Tim Mark VII

(3)

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2009-12-16, 11:35 AM #59

Veger

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Fiery Enchanted Snowball starts leaving a heavier trail of sparkles behind it when it moves (10)

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2009-12-16, 11:37 AM #60

KOP_AoEJedi

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*rolls over a line of what look like frosty the snow kids*

*ball transforms into evil children eating ball*

(4)

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2009-12-16, 12:42 PM #61

Gebohq

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*falls over Street Fighter-style from Kirby's snowball*

I'll continue building my snowball while I feign death (2).

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2009-12-16, 12:47 PM #62

KOP_AoEJedi

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*rollin' rollin' rollinnnnn'''''*

(5)

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2009-12-16, 2:01 PM #63

Veger

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Fiery Enchanted Snowball with purple flame and a trail of sparkles behind it suddenly has a very small bolt of electricity come out of it. (11)

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2009-12-16, 2:38 PM #64

Reid

^^vv<><>BASTART

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Says 'oh ****' from the attack and begins opening a bag of doritos

2009-12-16, 3:03 PM #65

Veger

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Fiery Enchanted purple flame snowball with sparkling trail behind it starts emanating electric bolts every few seconds (12)

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2009-12-16, 3:09 PM #66

Reid

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Munches on doritos

2009-12-16, 4:20 PM #67

Veger

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Reid are you playing? if so, put a (#) next to your post so we know how big yoursnowball is.

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2009-12-16, 5:39 PM #68

Masq

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I raise the Frankenball on an elevated platform to the top of the lightning tower. (4)

2009-12-16, 6:01 PM #69

JediKirby

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*makes a new companion* (1)

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2009-12-16, 7:40 PM #70

Veger

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Fiery-Enchanted purple-flame sparkling snowball with a trail behind it is nearly covered in electricity. (13)

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2009-12-17, 10:39 AM #71

KOP_AoEJedi

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*adds some water to his to make an outer (soon to be inner) hard shell*
(6)

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2009-12-17, 4:19 PM #72

Veger

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Fiery-Enchanted purple-flame sparkling snowball with a trail behind it is emanating electricity that is dimming lights nearby. (14)

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2009-12-18, 12:55 AM #73

Gebohq

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*sneaking back up as he rolls his snowball s'more* (3)

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2009-12-18, 1:04 AM #74

Masq

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IT'S ALIVE! (5)

2009-12-18, 1:35 AM #75

Veger

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Fiery-Enchanted purple-flame sparkling snowball with a sparkling trail behind it is completely covered in electricity. (15)

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2009-12-18, 4:05 AM #76

Reid

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Begins packing a bowl of green crack(5).

2009-12-18, 5:31 AM #77

KOP_AoEJedi

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*rolls the ball over what used to be Ryan Reynolds*

(7)

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2009-12-18, 8:27 PM #78

Veger

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Fiery-Enchanted purple-flame sparkling snowball with a sparkling trail behind it is gaining electromagnetic whatchamagigits. (16)

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2009-12-18, 11:03 PM #79

Gebohq

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I throw my snowball at Masq!

((In an unrelated note, I'm going to see what you all think -- should I add a couple extra rules to allow a catch-and-counter in half the dodge time and block for half-damage in double the dodge time? If I feel the majority of you do, I'll add it to the rules Sunday night. Until then, same game!))

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2009-12-19, 12:52 AM #80

Masq

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Argh!

I try to direct my recently created Frankenball at Gebohq, but it stumbles towards Veger and attacks him instead!