Cut down on smoking and up on the exercise. WRITE EVERY DAY. Sort out finances. WRITE EVERY DAY. Start running again. WRITE EVERY DAY. Get a job I actually like (even if it'll pay less). WRITE EVERY DAY.

Getting a job and having cool **** to play with. It's just a matter of waiting to get the job.

Cut down on smoking (and if possible quit altogether by 2011)

To stop drinking.

I did write every day last year. So glad I'm not doing it again.

Why write every day?

I plan to start exercising, cut back on smoking and drinking, work toward some certifications, work on my business idea, graduate in May, and figure out what I'm doing after graduation. If I manage all that, I'll be plenty happy.

I'd like to exercise more, eat better, and buy a vaporizer.

Back when I was kid, we had vaporizers that had a shaft in a water tank that spun around at crazy rpms, and that sent the water flying out of the vaporizer. Nowadays, I can only find the steam-kind for my kids. I don't think they work as well.

I'm going back on my old hard core weight/diet training regimen. Going to see if I can pack on a few lbs of muscle each month.

I don't historically make new years resolutions, but I will start this year. I have two sets:

main:
Try to figure out how to maintain peace in our household (extremely difficult for some reason)
Eat well, stop eating out at lunch (bring food), way less soda/sugary drinks (this is to lose ~10 pounds or more and a couple of inches which I hate)

secondary:
new(er) boat for wakeboarding
more paintball
start a successful business (successful being the key word)
finish my contest level entry

You'd think starting a successful business would be a main priority @_@

That's how most commercial humidifiers are built... like the one sitting next to me. Speaking of which, it needs water....

Resolutions...

Pay the car off (should happen in 3-6 months)
Get back in the shape I was in 2 years ago.

I know I can accomplish at LEAST one of those things.

It's not really, because I have a decent job that pays well and that allows me to work from home 2 days a week. I'm more looking for the freedom of owning my own business, but it's not a huge priority for this year.

Notably absent from my new year's resolutions is paying down debt. We are on track to become debt-free except the house this year! Of course, if I get that new[er] boat, that will change (although we will likely finish paying off our two current debts, a credit card and a vehicle, before we get the new[er] boat).

The ones we find are basically pools of water with a filter whose bottom sits in the pool and which have a fan that blows over the filter. The filter soaks up water, the fan distributes it into the air. I don't think they work as well either -- for one, the filter always gets gross and has to be cleaned and eventually replaced. Second, they don't put as much water into the air. It's certainly not visible, although the windows are always foggy in the morning. I like the old school ones as well. The doctors nowadays always recommend "cool" water ones instead of hot water ones. I'm not sure whether that's because cool water is better for you or because they're worried about kids getting burned.

No resolutions, but I'd like to start brewing my own beer this year.

Practice.

Get a ****ing house and stop swearing so damn much

I resolve to answer all of these questions

• Can ducks duck?
• Why aren't foxes foxy?
• Do hippos have hips?
• What are the correct legal avenues for making allegations about an alligator?
• Is it rude to flip a bird to a bird?
• What do I do if there's an impala in my parlour?
• What do I do if my stick insect gets stuck in a sect?
• Would my mallard feel more if I dressed him up as 13th President of the United States Millard Fillmore?
• Will excessive reading of Don Quixote make my donkey OD?
• Will an ant elope with my antelope?
• Do woodcocks have wooden cocks?
• How come great **** don't have great ****?
• Do blowflies blow flies?
• Is my hornet horny?
• Do ocelots toss a lot?

Stay tuned this time next year.

You own a hornet?

He meant Whorenet.