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for 10 million dollars...
2010-02-13, 2:26 PM #1
see poll.

(assume you can't cheat. Somehow they'll be able to enforce the no sex rule.)

Yes, Deadman. Any kind of sex.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2010-02-13, 2:27 PM #2
Yes, because theres nothing to make them stop me after I have the money.

/Thread.
nope.
2010-02-13, 2:29 PM #3
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
(assume you can't cheat. Somehow they'll be able to enforce the no sex rule.)


*COUGH*
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2010-02-13, 2:32 PM #4
I could live without it. Pretty much the only time I want sex is when i'm bored, anyhow.
2010-02-13, 2:33 PM #5
I assume any kinds of sex and not just say, Clinton's definition
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-02-13, 2:34 PM #6
I think I would rather just try to earn 10 mil myself and keep having sex
一个大西瓜
2010-02-13, 2:34 PM #7
Yeah I'd take it.

(assuming oral does not count as sex)
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2010-02-13, 2:37 PM #8
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
*COUGH*

Way to add things after my post.

In that case I'd use some of the money to eliminate these cock-blocks.
nope.
2010-02-13, 2:41 PM #9
Originally posted by Deadman:
I assume any kinds of sex and not just say, Clinton's definition


"That depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is."
2010-02-13, 2:42 PM #10
umm. that was there the whole time.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2010-02-13, 2:42 PM #11
No it wasn't.
nope.
2010-02-13, 2:54 PM #12
yes it was, i saw him type it.
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2010-02-13, 2:55 PM #13
It didn't have an edit note until he added the Deadman reference, and the no cheating part was also in the last thread, so I reckon it was there the whole time too

Besides, the question is, would you give up sex forever for 10 million. Theres no context for how it is enforced, for all you know god or satan or whatever has made the offer.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-02-13, 2:59 PM #14
Can't take it with you.
2010-02-13, 3:00 PM #15
It being the money or the sex?
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-02-13, 3:18 PM #16
i wouldnt take the money cause im married and i have a wife but i guess i could use some of the money for wow so im not sure
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2010-02-13, 3:22 PM #17
I haven't even had it yet, **** that.
Call me again after I've done it a few dozen times.
2010-02-13, 4:16 PM #18
OH WOW, FREE MONEY for kyle90
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2010-02-13, 4:32 PM #19
zloc said yes, but he'll regret that choice in a few years.. :p
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2010-02-13, 4:35 PM #20
Originally posted by Tibby:
I haven't even had it yet, **** that.
Call me again after I've done it a few dozen times.

:tfti:
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2010-02-13, 4:42 PM #21
Not a chance. Sex is way to important to my "aura" and frankly I would rather just take a shot at earning the 10 mil on my own. I'd find it hard to believe that anybody who seriously voted yes has ever had a consistent and satisfying sexually active relationship.
2010-02-13, 6:29 PM #22
Like I'm ever going to get any anyway.

:psyduck:
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2010-02-13, 6:44 PM #23
I think $10 million would make you want to have sex even more.
Not to mention, you're not having sex, so you'd want to have sex. But you have $10 million and CAN'T have sex. WTF
2010-02-13, 6:46 PM #24
And $10 million isn't really that much when you think about it.
2010-02-13, 6:46 PM #25
Squirrel King echo'd my thoughts exactly on the subject
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-02-13, 7:48 PM #26
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
OH WOW, FREE MONEY for kyle90


hahahahahahahaha
2010-02-13, 7:50 PM #27
hahahaha, ECHOMAN gets two helpings of gruel tonight
2010-02-13, 8:56 PM #28
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
OH WOW, FREE MONEY for kyle90


:gbk:

Yeah, pretty much, though. I mean I've never had sex up until this point, and I can't imagine this changing anytime soon, so why not take the money too.
Stuff
2010-02-13, 9:01 PM #29
But you are such a charming and good looking man.
2010-02-13, 9:05 PM #30
and now with the sarcasm, great
Stuff
2010-02-13, 9:30 PM #31
and yet you have the avatar title of "strange lover"
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-02-13, 9:33 PM #32
I need more strict guidelines. Am I allowed to get bjs and hjs? Is this a strictly coitus based moratorium? Is anal allowed? Am I still allowed to self serve? These are all important.
>>untie shoes
2010-02-13, 9:34 PM #33
I think it should be "You are not allowed to orgasm or ejaculate and would be as if you did not posess the ability to do so, I.E having all sexual organs disabled."
2010-02-13, 9:36 PM #34
If that's the case, then no.
>>untie shoes
2010-02-13, 9:40 PM #35
I already asked about blowjobs, that's why the the original post has been edited to accommodate.
I would assume you could still masturbate, you just can't have anyone come help
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-02-13, 9:47 PM #36
Ok screw that for sure.
>>untie shoes
2010-02-13, 10:26 PM #37
money is so unimportant
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2010-02-13, 10:31 PM #38
Holy crap! 8 people voted yes?
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-02-13, 10:53 PM #39
Big part of the fun of even talking to girls is the sexual tension (even if you mistakenly think she feels it too). **** this poll. In fact, if this poll were a girl, I'd tell the weirdo with the ten million to **** off, and then I'd **** this poll.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-02-13, 11:00 PM #40
We all know how much Kroko loves ****ing poles



Oh I'm sorry, polls >_>
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