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for 10 million dollars...
2010-02-13, 11:41 PM #41
I said yes but I didn't read the whole post and the stipulations. Now I'm much less secure in my decision.
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2010-02-13, 11:57 PM #42
I think both are overrated :/ If masturbation was still an option, I'd go for the money
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2010-02-13, 11:57 PM #43
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He said to them: "You examine the face of heaven and earth, but you have not come to know the one who is in your presence, and you do not know how to examine the present moment." - Gospel of Thomas
2010-02-14, 12:02 AM #44
I'll get 10 million dollars by actually having sex anyway if you know what I mean. [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/garosaon/smiley/fgrwink.png]
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2010-02-14, 4:15 AM #45
No. What's the point of having money if you can't have sex? Money's just paper, anyway. Our instincts are much more important than that. And if anyone thinks otherwise, you just haven't had good sex. :D
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2010-02-14, 5:29 AM #46
I would not take the money because then I wouldn't be able to have sex while I play wow.
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2010-02-14, 5:41 AM #47
I have found a loophole, it doesn't specify when you have to never have sex again. I choose to take the money and postpone the other half of the agreement until after I'm dead.
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2010-02-14, 6:19 AM #48
I would get so bored so quickly, the 10 million wouldn't nearly be worth it.
2010-02-15, 7:03 AM #49
Not worth it.
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2010-02-15, 7:07 AM #50
Originally posted by Koobie:
No. What's the point of having money if you can't have sex? Money's just paper, anyway. Our instincts are much more important than that. And if anyone thinks otherwise, you just haven't had good sex. :D


You just obviously haven't ridden a jet ski through a lake made of pudding infested with robot sharks.
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2010-02-17, 12:03 AM #51
yes, but i'd wank like crazy :downswords:
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if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2010-02-17, 12:18 AM #52
Originally posted by fishstickz:
You just obviously haven't ridden a jet ski through a lake made of pudding infested with robot sharks.


you've obviously never done that while having sex
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2010-02-17, 12:32 AM #53
A lake made of pudding. That sounds silly, gross, but conceivably pretty awesome, too
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
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