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Happy women's day, Massassi!
2010-03-08, 6:06 AM #1
Brief Q&A session:

Q: umm cool i guess but krokodile how come there's no international men's day??

A: because men's day is all the other days of the year! ;)



I for one intend to view the women in my porn today as more than just vaginas surrounded by shells meant to hold the vaginas in place...oh wait my porn doesn't have any, lol
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2010-03-08, 6:14 AM #2
You know, I'd respect this holiday a whole lot more if I didn't have everyone woman in the ****ing office announcing "Today is women's day and I expect to be treated nicely!"

Firstly, we treat you as equals, which is what you wanted. We treat you nicely everyday unless we have a reason not to. We do not need to be reminded, and we do not have to bow at your feet because you demand we do on a day that goes against "Equal Rights" itself.

I appreciate my women every day and show said appreciation. I don't need the more extremist women throwing their bull**** my way.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2010-03-08, 6:24 AM #3
I'm glad I'm not a woman because then my 1 euro would be 80 cents.
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2010-03-08, 6:31 AM #4
kroko get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2010-03-08, 6:34 AM #5
how about you get back in the tacc and make me a kban!
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2010-03-08, 6:46 AM #6
Originally posted by Krokodile:
I'm glad I'm not a woman because then my 1 euro would be 80 cents.


women make less money than men because they gravitate toward lower paying jobs: e.g. getting a degree in the humanities instead of engineering
2010-03-08, 6:53 AM #7
I wouldn't take part in Midget's Day either.
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ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2010-03-08, 7:17 AM #8
Make me a goddamn sammich.
2010-03-08, 8:35 AM #9
F*** awf women
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2010-03-08, 8:37 AM #10
I find this thread sexist.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-03-08, 10:10 AM #11
*****es and whores.
:master::master::master:
2010-03-08, 10:15 AM #12
I find this thread exists.
2010-03-08, 10:46 AM #13


:hist101:

edit: language warning (obviously)
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2010-03-08, 10:46 AM #14
There aren't any women on Massassi.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2010-03-08, 11:35 AM #15
Oh sure, theres a day for women but where's the day of the dead.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-03-08, 12:00 PM #16
DIA DE LOS MUERTOS

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_of_the_Dead
2010-03-08, 12:01 PM #17
[wtf double post]
2010-03-08, 12:02 PM #18
femenist annoy me, they wanted EQUAL rights, why are they considered to be so special in society
2010-03-08, 12:17 PM #19
I've never heard of Women's Day. When did this come about? What the hell is it? Can I get a free drink because of it?
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2010-03-08, 12:32 PM #20
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Women's_Day

Looks like it's not recognized in a lot of countries, including the US.
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2010-03-08, 12:57 PM #21
Originally posted by everyone:
feminazis :downswords:


:(
2010-03-08, 12:59 PM #22
yeah, just to have the distinction cleared up, I'm a total feminist. I'm no ta feminazi. Feminazis are the militant, easily offended, ridiculous ones
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2010-03-08, 1:01 PM #23
hos eat dick like eggs and spam
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2010-03-08, 1:02 PM #24
I have little reason to celibrate this, or have the want to do so...
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2010-03-08, 1:32 PM #25
Originally posted by sugarless:
Feminazis are the militant, easily offended, ridiculous ones


Also the ones who don't really exist, but who get invoked as strawmen so people on the internet can feel smug about having "disproved feminism."

E.g.: "They claim to want equal rights, but actually they want to be treated special."

Oh gee, your hypothetical "they" is hypocritical. I guess sexism doesn't exist, after all.
2010-03-08, 1:38 PM #26
Originally posted by sugarless:
I've never heard of Women's Day. When did this come about? What the hell is it? Can I get a free drink because of it?


If you mean because it's Women's Day, then I don't know. If you mean because you're a woman, then usually. :P
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-03-08, 1:54 PM #27
Not as often as you would be led to believe, McFarlane :P

Guys buy you a drink, at least in the US, they expect something in return. Wasn't true in Cyprus, but here? Jesus, it's like a contract or something.
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2010-03-08, 1:56 PM #28
Lets just clarify that "Something in return" could be as simple as a phone number
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2010-03-08, 2:14 PM #29
At least a blowjob.
2010-03-08, 2:16 PM #30
I don't know, when I buy a drink for a girl (like a mixed drink that costs more than $5) I expect at LEAST one child to be borne of my seed. I thought that was the standard going rate? :confused:
Warhead[97]
2010-03-08, 2:19 PM #31
That's about right, Bob :P
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2010-03-08, 2:22 PM #32
I make girls buy me drinks.

If they go for it, I know they want to take advantage of my fragile ego.

It's a perfect filter.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2010-03-08, 2:56 PM #33
A girl has never offered for me to buy her a drink. :(
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2010-03-08, 3:00 PM #34
She doesn't offer silly, you just do it!
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2010-03-08, 3:09 PM #35
Originally posted by sugarless:
Guys buy you a drink, at least in the US, they expect something in return. Wasn't true in Cyprus, but here? Jesus, it's like a contract or something.


Not ALL guys are like that...
2010-03-08, 3:14 PM #36
Well, not the gay guys, but that's obvious, and none of us thought it was worth pointing out MR IMSOSLOW
2010-03-08, 3:26 PM #37
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Attachment: 23599/feminists.jpg (97,364 bytes)
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2010-03-08, 3:31 PM #38
Men sexually harass women because they treat them as equals.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist/200904/men-sexually-harass-women-because-they-are-not-sexist-i

The counter, which is hilariously biased : http://thegenderblenderblog.wordpress.com/2009/04/22/men-sexually-harass-women-because-they-are-not-sexist/
2010-03-08, 3:44 PM #39
"The" counter, which is "hilariously biased"... because you disagree with it? The original article is just as poorly reasoned, and just as unwilling to examine its basic mindset. Psychology (especially evolutionary psychology) is only quasi-science, and we ought to be skeptical of claims that take the form: "Science proves that cultural attitudes we're used to are right!"
2010-03-08, 3:56 PM #40
Please to be reading the counter again and identifying the logical fallacies.
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