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Disney says no to fake breasts in Pirates 4
2010-03-21, 9:14 PM #1
http://gawker.com/5498425/disney-bans-fake-boobs-from-pirates

Quote:
To make sure LA talent scouts don't get caught in a "booby trap," potential lassies will have to undergo a Hollywood-style jiggle-your-jugs test and jog for judges. If there's nothing moving from the waist up, they're saying, it's a dead giveaway that you're not all flesh and bones—and you're out.


If I have artistic skills, I would draw a small sketch of Mickey and his buddies Donald and Goofy being the inspectors for the "jiggle test."
2010-03-21, 9:19 PM #2
did somebody say breasts?
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2010-03-21, 9:22 PM #3
There's going to be a fourth one?
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-03-21, 9:22 PM #4
I will do this job!
>>untie shoes
2010-03-21, 9:23 PM #5
i volunteer my services in the judging of the breasts... but i must insist on my own proven methods of determining if the breasts are indeed real
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2010-03-21, 9:28 PM #6
I will pay my own flight down and volunteer.
2010-03-21, 9:29 PM #7
Don't forget the all important taste-test
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-03-21, 10:13 PM #8
Originally posted by Deadman:
There's going to be a fourth one?


You're really missing the point.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-03-21, 10:20 PM #9
Originally posted by Deadman:
Don't forget the all important taste-test


Unfortunately, the technology to realistically taste breasts lags behind the demand in the film industry.
:master::master::master:
2010-03-21, 11:11 PM #10
I hear the fourth one is an adaptation of On Stranger Tides by Tim Powers.
I'm just a little boy.
2010-03-22, 4:16 AM #11
I didn't realize there were fake breasts in the first trilogy. *shrug*
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2010-03-22, 4:26 AM #12
[http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb98/bigmadtony/james_breasts.jpg]
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2010-03-22, 6:34 AM #13
Pirates 4? But. But the story ENDED.

Also, Misty shouldn't complain : Pokemon dig her, and she has a big rack for a ten year old.
2010-03-22, 6:49 AM #14
1) Tony, where did you get that picture?
2) What the **** is wrong with people?
2010-03-22, 8:57 AM #15
http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/james-of-team-rocket-with/293607

There's the source of the pic Tony Posted. Hint: The Japanese love boobs on dudes. :eng101:
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2010-03-22, 9:02 AM #16
Originally posted by JM:
Pirates 4? But. But the story ENDED.


Unic and Wife story ended. There's still fun tales to be told about Jack Sparrow, which is what the movie is focusing on. Will Turner and Elizabeth Swan will not be back. Barbossa, however, will. :D

Hopefully this'll be a return to the roots and a step away from the wackyness off the second and third.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2010-03-22, 9:16 AM #17
Originally posted by JM:
Pirates 4? But. But the story ENDED.

There was a perfect opening for that fountain of youth storyline though. :P

Plus without Bloom and Knightley there won't be as many unich or rum jokes.
nope.
2010-03-22, 9:17 AM #18
WTF is an unic/unich? You mean eunuch?
2010-03-22, 9:42 AM #19
That's what I get for trusting Jep's spelling.
nope.
2010-03-22, 9:46 AM #20
Originally posted by Yecti:
http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/james-of-team-rocket-with/293607

There's the source of the pic Tony Posted. Hint: The Japanese love boobs on dudes. :eng101:


to be fair though most of the dudes look like flat chested chicks
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2010-03-22, 9:46 AM #21
Originally posted by Steven:
WTF is an unic/unich? You mean eunuch?

Thank you.
>>untie shoes
2010-03-22, 10:52 AM #22
But Elizabeth Swan is Queen of Pirates, and William Turner ferries those that die at sea to the underworld.

How can they not be involved with the adventures of pirates?
2010-03-22, 11:07 AM #23
The same way that the queen and prince phillip have nothing to do with the adventures of brits. :P
nope.
2010-03-22, 11:14 AM #24
Originally posted by Baconfish:
That's what I get for trusting Jep's spelling.


Yeh, really I pulled the spelling out of my ass. :P I knew it wasn't right but I didn't have time to look up the real spelling from work.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2010-03-22, 11:20 AM #25
i was gonna suggest browser with built in spell check but firefox takes unic and suggests uni, runic, tunic, Punic, uric but not eunuch

2 seconds of google first result urban dictionary "unic - 9 definitions - You spelled it wrong. See [eunuch]."
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2010-03-22, 11:22 AM #26
Man, this is really going to affect one of my favourite movies.
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2010-03-22, 11:47 AM #27
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
i was gonna suggest browser with built in spell check but firefox takes unic and suggests uni, runic, tunic, Punic, uric but not eunuch

2 seconds of google first result urban dictionary "unic - 9 definitions - You spelled it wrong. See [eunuch]."


I got better things to do with my 2 seconds than satisfy grammar-nazis, including posting this post!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2010-03-22, 2:25 PM #28
On a side note, looks like Penelope Cruz will be playing the leading lady. The casting makes sense since Sparrow and Barbossa will be sailing to Florida for the Fountain of Youth.

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/movie-talk-penelope-cruz-joins-pirates.html
2010-03-22, 3:02 PM #29
Originally posted by Jep:
I got better things to do with my 2 seconds than satisfy grammar-nazis, including posting this post!


spelling nazis

get it right or get sent to the ovens
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2010-03-22, 3:13 PM #30
Originally posted by Steven:
WTF is an unic/unich? You mean eunuch?


I think he meant unique.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-03-22, 3:28 PM #31
Originally posted by Mort-Hog:
Man, this is really going to affect one of my favourite movies.


Yeah, I was going to post that there is the other pirates film series where fake breast are encouraged, if not required!
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2010-03-22, 3:31 PM #32
another franchise about to be ruined
2010-03-22, 4:55 PM #33
About to be? That ship sailed a long time ago.
>>untie shoes
2010-03-22, 4:57 PM #34
Get it? Ship... cause it's a movie that has ships in it!
And the ship in the movie would have sailed, so by saying "That ship sailed a long time ago." he is comparing that widely used phrase to what happens in the movie!
2010-03-22, 5:02 PM #35
yeah, after two sequels of nothing but recycled jokes I'm pretty sure they aren't gonna hurt the franchise too much
2010-03-22, 5:24 PM #36
Originally posted by Tibby:
Get it? Ship... cause it's a movie that has ships in it!
And the ship in the movie would have sailed, so by saying "That ship sailed a long time ago." he is comparing that widely used phrase to what happens in the movie!

Actually I didn't even realize it was a pun. I guess using a common idiom that can be related to something within the subject is lame right?
>>untie shoes
2010-03-22, 5:57 PM #37
Originally posted by Couchman:
another franchise about to be ruined


The franchise was never that great past the first movie. Even its best characters (Sparrow, Barbossa, Commodore Norrington) grew wackier by the movie, losing any ounce of credibility and what little seriousness still existed.

I still await the fourth impatiently, but I really hope they revisit about more seriousness to their characters. Even Jack Sparrow was significantly sillier in the second and third film, and I really felt they pushed his character in the wrong direction.

Here's to hoping the fourth changes this. A new director might well be a step in the right direction.
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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2010-03-22, 8:43 PM #38
To me, the whole series was pretty forgettable. I watched 'em, but I didn't get into them I guess.
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2010-03-22, 8:47 PM #39
The first one was good, the other 2 strayed into stupid territory.
2010-03-23, 5:20 AM #40
Originally posted by Chewbubba:
To me, the whole series was pretty forgettable. I watched 'em, but I didn't get into them I guess.


this.

even the first one was mediocre. The only good performance was Johnny Depp's.
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