Oh yeah, I forgot my European carryall.

Front right - iphone
Front left - keys, work phone, change
Back right - wallet

haha CM carries a purse

:saddowns:

Front Right: Cell Phone
Back Right: Wallet
Back Left: Keys
Front Left: Anything else!

Front Right: iPhone
Back Left: Wallet

Belt: Droid with holster
front right pocket: Keys
Front left pocket: gum or toothpicks.
Back right pocket: wallet
Back left pocket: MP3 player when I'm up and around work. I run the phones wire through my shirt so it doesn't get caught on desk chairs or stuff in classrooms.

Keys, wallet, phone, utility knife.

If I'm gonna be a while outside, I shove my DS and MP3 player in. I can clip my phone and player to my belt, so it isn't that bad.

Back right: wallet.
Front right: keys.
Front left: phone.
Front middle: the legend.

Sadly, it is but a legend

Back right - Money Clip
Back Left - Badge wallet
Left front - chapstick and challenge coin
Right Front - iPhone

I don't carry my work phone, or my keys on me regularly. They're often left on the desk in my office until I go home, at which point I usually have both in hand.

After seeing how easy it is to pick a wallet from someone's back pocket on a subway or crowded area, I can never keep anything of value in my back pockets. Even if there are no pickpockets in my country

Front right: wallet, keys
Front left: cell phone, zune (if necessary), kleenex
Change and subway tokens in my change pocket
Gum either in jacket pocket or backpack

Why do some people carry their keys or phone in their back pockets? Isn't it really uncomfortable to sit down on them? Plus, you're going to end up cracking something on your phone unless you have some kind of cell-phone equivalent of a tough-book. This is assuming you don't take them out when you sit down, which would also just be a pain in the ass anyway.

On every subway I always move everything to my front pockets temporarily, or into a zipped inside pocket. Been on a ton of different metro systems, not once had anything pickpocket luckily. Many of my friends have though including their passports (usually girls who think the little gypsy kids are cute as the other gypsy kids rape the purse from behind)

you probably couldn't fit anything in your pockets anyway. Girlpants are retarded when it comes to pockets.

Also I personally HATE carrying a wallet, so I don't have one. My configuration depends on whether I'm wearing a uniform or civvies so here's both:

Uniform:
front left breast pocket (shirt)
*military id
*drivers license
*primary ATM/Debit card
*secondary ATM/Debit card (I have 2 bank accounts)
*two phone cards (came in handy when I was on deployment)
*Navy CASH card (basically like a prepaid VISA that's attached to my bank account. used to buy stuff while on the ship)
*pen (clicky, no cap, black ink, ball point. depending on the uniform, sometimes moved to the front right pants pocket)
(note the cards are always in the order listed)

front left pants pocket
*keys (includes locker key, rack (bed) key, Ford Explorer key, BMW 540i key, and house key) (because of my hatred of having things in my pocket, I often leave the keys under my pillow on my rack, in which case this pocket is usually empty)

front right pants pocket
*usually nothing (maybe pen, see above)
*occaisionally a Gerber tool (very rare)

back left pants pocket
*Sidekick 3

back right pants pocket
*nothing

Civvies:
front left pants pocket
*contents of uniform front left breat pocket minus pen

front right pants pocket
*keys
*pen (if carrying, rare)

back left pants pocket
*Sidekick 3

back right pants pocket
*nothing (on the rare occaisions I have cash on me, it goes here)

the heck does that mean?

I was unaware that you were in a challenge-coin/badge profession. What do you do? And more importantly, what are your challenge-coin rules?

Quoted for because that's what I was going to say

I'm a federally accredited digital forensics investigator. I work in the private sector, though I can be brought in for federal cybercrime investigations.

The coin is from the Deputy Director of the NSA. We only use them as bar rituals though. Depending on the company I'm in it's usually a have vs. the have nots, as opposed to who knows the highest brass.

I have that exact same one!

Also, as for my own:
Left front pocket: wallet, keys
Right front pocket: cell phone

Usually don't have anything else on me, at least in my pockets.

I was wondering about this too. I can't stand to have anything in my back pockets except my wallet, or maybe cash or papers or something flat. Anything bulky goes in the front pockets...

I thought you liked stuff in the rear

going by conversations in IRC vinny is more of a pitcher than a catcher

only if one is Cricket wireless

I've carried my cellphone in my back pocket for as long as I remember. I just think it looks retarded having bulky... bulks sticking out from the front of your legs. I've never damaged a phone, and I only ever end up sitting on it, when it's a large chair, like a sofa (which is soft so it doesn't matter). Occaisionally I have to adjust the position of it as I'm sitting down, but it's not really that much of a hassle.

I bet that is way less interesting than it sounds...but it sounds awesome.

he's that guy on CSI that can magically enlarge and enhance blurry video with the click of a few mouse buttons.

"Hey, can you take this VHS security tape and enhance it so much that we can get a picture of the bad guy's face off of the terribly warped reflection in this spoon? Can you then run that face through a database and find out whose face it is?"

*click. click. type-type. click.*

"Oh wow, thank so so much, this is perfect crime solved."

keys, passport (for ID), railcard, phone, cigs, lighter, nicotine inhalor, wallet if i have no jacket

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Purse.

I do often carry my cell in my back pocket (when I don't have my purse or have set it down somewhere) and it's not really much of an issue.

When I'm at work, I usually leave my purse in my office and clip my cell phone and radio to my waistband, hang my work keys off the antenna of the radio, clip a pen on the key ring, and carry whatever else I need. Not a perfect system since there's other stuff I should be carrying around, but I refuse to go the fanny pack route

My day to day is dealing with corporate policy violations and acting as an incident responder when a hacker (read: script kiddie) tries to attack the Best Buy infrastructure.

It has its moments, and there have been a couple of instances where I've helped out local LEOs get evidence off of a machine to incriminate a suspect. But for the most part it's just corporate security.

If only work were like those dudes on cop dramas who can magically render HD video from craptastic VHS security feeds that have been taped over 3 billion times. lol

Front Left: Phone
Front Right: Knife and keys
Back Right: wallet
Back Left: nothing, as it should be!

How has this not caught on yet?

QFBTWIWGTS.

horray!

You know, I always thought it was "quoted for being the words I was going to say".

So true.

I usually just run with three things.

Wallet, Phone, Keys. Everything else I need is in my car, Zippo, sunglasses, flashlight, gum, USB drive, pens, chapstick.

I don't know how many of you can carry around so much crap. Do you all wear cargo shorts?

Keys in front right, should be no other way unless you live in England or maybe if you are left handed. Otherwise, you use your right hand to unlock the car (or house door assuming you are right handed) and the ignition is on the right side of the steering wheel. Just makes sense.

iPhone left pocket with nicotine.

Wallet back right.

It really bugs me if there is anything else in my pockets, especially change or paper.