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If you could combine any two Massassians

2010-05-09, 11:46 AM #1

Baconfish

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In order to create some sort of physically attractive hybrid [sexual preference notwithstanding :hist101:] who would they be?

Kroko and Zully would give an excellent child.

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v615/Bokoski/Faces/krokospruce3.gif]

nope.

2010-05-09, 11:47 AM #2

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

lol this will be interesting. :XD:

woot!

2010-05-09, 12:00 PM #3

Temperamental

Sarcastic, too.

Posts: 3,246

How in the hell did you do that?

2010-05-09, 12:01 PM #4

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

fishstickz + landfish = fishfish

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2010-05-09, 12:07 PM #5

Baconfish

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Originally posted by Temperamental:

How in the hell did you do that?

Computer trickery!

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v615/Bokoski/Faces/anyidea.jpg]

nope.

2010-05-09, 12:10 PM #6

Couchman

Idaho Potato

Posts: 2,282

mememememe

2010-05-09, 12:56 PM #7

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

ME + DALF.

There shall be no hair.

2010-05-09, 1:01 PM #8

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

If it means what I think it means I want to bang Aaron or Gris.

That's what it means right?

ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ

2010-05-09, 1:02 PM #9

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Cazor + Aaron

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2010-05-09, 3:18 PM #10

Reid

^^vv<><>BASTART

Posts: 9,114

joncy and jlee

2010-05-09, 3:25 PM #11

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

gay procrastination hybrid vin

2010-05-09, 4:16 PM #12

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

Did I just get combined with Detty?

Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.

2010-05-09, 4:21 PM #13

Baconfish

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That's about 3 years old, but yes.

nope.

2010-05-10, 5:18 AM #14

need help

Please? Anyone?

Posts: 1,008

Originally posted by landfish:

fishstickz + landfish = fishfish

Or landstickz...
Hmmm, landsticks, mud with a crispy jacket, now with added pyrite

2010-05-10, 7:45 AM #15

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

Jon`C and Wookie06

Existential crisis forthcoming

2010-05-10, 7:51 AM #16

zanardi

Dictator for Life

Posts: 6,408

Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:

;1080090']Jon`C and Wookie06

Existential crisis forthcoming

That could create a black hole

"Nulla tenaci invia est via"

2010-05-10, 10:15 AM #17

Steven

Doesn't care what his title is

Christmas Cardmaker Extrordinarie

Posts: 5,180

What the hell ever happened to SavageX?

I would combine SavageX and Geb into one skinny, large-headed, Lloyd Christmas look-alike giant.

2010-05-10, 10:18 AM #18

Koobie

Registered User

Posts: 7,354

And then we'd have an Interactive Story thread about alien velociraptor hybrids armed with Glock pistols and other modern weaponry.

幻術

2010-05-10, 10:20 AM #19

Gebohq

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Posts: 8,352

Originally posted by Steven:

What the hell ever happened to SavageX?

I would combine SavageX and Geb into one skinny, large-headed, Lloyd Christmas look-alike giant.

I wasn't aware that SavageX had a similar build to me.

I'm surprised nobody's tried mixing female Massassians together yet. Still, I'd be hard pressed to think of something better than the Gris + ruthven combo.

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2010-05-10, 10:25 AM #20

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

2010-05-10, 10:27 AM #21

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Joncy and Spe.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2010-05-10, 10:28 AM #22

Steven

Doesn't care what his title is

Christmas Cardmaker Extrordinarie

Posts: 5,180

Mike Mac and happydud, then he would be a Jew AND a lawyer, a potent combination.

2010-05-10, 10:30 AM #23

Koobie

Registered User

Posts: 7,354

And he'd know jiu-jitsu.

[http://thecst.org.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/jew-jitsu.jpg]

幻術

2010-05-10, 10:31 AM #24

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Gilgamesh + anyone

/gay connotations

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2010-05-10, 12:17 PM #25

Baconfish

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Originally posted by Gebohq:

Still, I'd be hard pressed to think of something better than the Gris + ruthven combo.

Pfft, Jin and Zully.

nope.

2010-05-10, 2:44 PM #26

IRG SithLord

Babykilla

Posts: 2,639

Carp King + Tibby

2010-05-10, 4:33 PM #27

Dash_rendar

Xizor's Drinking Buddy

Posts: 2,867

Myself and myself.

2010-05-10, 5:41 PM #28

Roger Spruce

no title at all

Posts: 3,262

zully and Roger Spruce

TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

2010-05-10, 6:48 PM #29

Steven

Doesn't care what his title is

Christmas Cardmaker Extrordinarie

Posts: 5,180

SAJN + Rod-Nog + Victor Van Dort

2010-05-10, 7:00 PM #30

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

me+mirthy

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2010-05-10, 7:10 PM #31

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

Originally posted by DrkJedi82:

me+mirthy

wins thread

2010-05-10, 7:21 PM #32

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Friend14 and Rod-Wan Deattrod

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2010-05-10, 7:27 PM #33

Gebohq

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Posts: 8,352

No "[self] + Mirthy + sugarless" or the like?

I'm sure people would make an exception for the "two Massassians" limit in that case...

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2010-05-10, 7:29 PM #34

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

Originally posted by Gebohq:

No "[self] + Mirthy + sugarless" or the like?

I'm sure people would make an exception for the "two Massassians" limit in that case...

umm... look a couple posts up.

2010-05-10, 7:32 PM #35

Gebohq

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Yeah, I was posting in response to that. As in "you're only picking one girl?"

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2010-05-10, 7:34 PM #36

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

me + mirthy + sugarless + andreaawesome
there

2010-05-10, 7:35 PM #37

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

Originally posted by Gebohq:

Yeah, I was posting in response to that. As in "you're only picking one girl?"

i'm not greedy

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2010-05-10, 10:56 PM #38

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

Originally posted by Squirrel King:

me + mirthy + sugarless + andreaawesome
there

+ maevie + Elana14 + Wolvie + Roxima + SalvadorChicka + GreenJeanz + Achelois + BoricuaDelight + Jenny_Kitty + Vin + me

Note that I'm not crossing you off, Squirrel King.

Also, who all did I forget? I think Elana's sister for one, but I can't remember her username.

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2010-05-10, 11:07 PM #39

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

You forgot MysticJupiter ... that's another chick I can think of...

2010-05-11, 1:25 AM #40

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

and Izzy

(she is registered)